Shubh Mangal Savdhan Page #7

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I won't dance...

I won't get my picture taken.

You didn't let uncle kiss you either.

Why does he kiss everyone?

Why?

Even I have relatives.

I have the same pressure on my shoulders.

Everyone's been bothering me as well.

When is brother-in-law arriving?

Where is brother-in-law?

Brother-in-law this...

- Brother-in-law that...

And how did brother-in-law

make an entry?...

Like a loser...

Mudit, where are you going?

Mudit.

Where are you going?

Mudit!

Wake up...

Wake up, everyone.

The bride's family is giving

single room to couples with kids.

10 rooms are available.

On a first come, first serve basis.

Come on, uncle... wake up.

Go on...

Get on the bus.

Wake up, quickly.

We're going on the bus.

Uncle...

Wake up.

The world's coming to an end.

Come on.

Uncle, you're the last man standing.

Uncle, are you taking a shower?

- Yes, why?

Don't get scared if you see a

snake inside. - Come out...

Snake. Snake... - There's a snake in here.

Come on.

Uncle, hurry up.

Is there a towel inside?

What were you thinking off

at this hour... Shut up.

Where are you taking us at this hour?

It's my son's wedding...

I'll give the orders around here.

Not you guys, you bloody...

What the...

Have you ever see a peacock dance

in the jungle? - No, I haven't.

Then see for yourself.

Uncle...

Father, brown cow.

That's a bull, not a cow.

He can't even tell the gender...

Who cares whether it's a cow or a bull...

why are we going in the first place?

I know the benefits of cow's urine.

But I won't drink it now.

You can get it packed, I'll

drink it after the wedding.

Okay, father. - Stop calling me father.

You two aren't married yet.

Father... Father... he is so annoying.

This doctor is of brother's acquaintance.

- You're embarrassing me.

Be quiet.

Eyebrow... did I tell you

to give her a makeup?

I said eye-drops.

Hello.

Mr. Joshi. - Yes... yes... that's me.

Come in. - Yes...

Come on.

But he's a Vet. - Quiet.

Just do as I say. Come on.

What happened? - Nothing.

Come on.

Yes... so tell me.

Tell me... - Actually, he has a problem.

I see.

Actually, it's one of those problems.

Do you understand? - No... absolutely not.

You see, doctor, if we could

get a character certificate...

along with online proposals,

then we would've known.

But... - What do you mean?

I was trying to say that...

- Can I... I tell him?

Yes, you... - I'll tell you

from the beginning, doctor.

Yeah...

His daughter and I are

getting married in two days.

Love-arranged-love!

Understand? - No...

Actually, I belong from Delhi NCR...

- I see... now, I get it.

Arranged-Love-Arranged...

I get it.

You see, mom and dad were

out of town one day.

So his daughter I got a little too close.

I mean physical... - Physical...

You should be ashamed! - I

swear I felt ashamed.

But how much shame can

you feel when you're 26?

Right. - I mean... why feel ashamed?

So that happened... I

mean, it didn't happen.

Nothing happened.

As soon as I touched her daughter...

How dare you touch her before the wedding?

She touched me too.

Look at the mark.

Our love isn't one-sided.

Mom gave her a fresh 500

rupees note at the engagement!

Not me, she gave it to Sugandha's mother.

So, you'll bring me to a vet? - Excuse me.

A man is also a social animal.

Please take him outside. - What is he...

Please go out, I'll talk to him.

- I'm as old as his father.

Look at the way he's talking.

I'll talk to him.

Please wait outside. - Hold on.

Talking won't help him.

Give him a pill or something. - Okay-okay.

You're my last hope. - Wait outside.

Come on... wait outside. - Doctor...

give him a really strong pill.

So... where were we? - So doctor, I...

I was saying that...

Don't lie to the doctor.

How can I cure this, doctor? - No-no...

You are not sick.

This is due to stress.

Do you understand stress?

Performance Anxiety.

You see, a man's brain

is like a wedding-horse.

Understand?

Until the wedding guests don't

dance, the horse won't move forward.

Huh?

You see when you fail to perform...

and you try to do it again, you

think about the same thing. - Yeah.

And, you don't take the test

again from the fear of failing.

What's happening is... the horse

is waiting for the procession...

and the procession is

waiting for the horse.

This movement is not happening...

You know..

So... what do I do? - You're Making

a big deal out of a small issue.

That's exactly what I can't do, doctor.

Relax...

Forget everything, and relax.

I am getting married in three

days, and you're saying relax.

You're here with your family, aren't you?

Enjoy!

Go.

But doctor... - Yeah...

How about a pill? - Why of course?

I do have pills.

You know what, keep these.

Here you go.

Orange toffee?

You have three days...

Fix your problem.

If you can't fix it...

then, I won't hesitate

to call off the wedding.

You can go ahead and try, father-in-law.

I'll elope with your daughter.

Sugu, take my advice...

you still have time.

Run away, dear.

Where's the bride?

Let us meet her too. - I

am your father after all.

And Vimla, you're a drama-queen.

Yell out loud saying "My

daughter ran away"!

Run away... - Have you lost your mind?

Aunt, this is nothing new.

Anupam Kher said the same thing to Pooja

Bhatt in 'Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahi'.

See... - See what?

See what, papa?

Doesn't my choice matter at all?

Papa, I want you to be like

Amrish Puri in DDLJ...

and you're going on

your own trip instead.

People are doubting your manhood.

And, I find out about this now.

You could've told me before

telling your father-in-law.

You never have time for me.

All day you're at your shop.

And in the evening, you need

your drink and Sunny Leone.

Deol... Sunny Deol.

I watch Sunny Deol films, not Sunny Leone.

Stop yelling at him.

Try to understand, Sugu.

Will you be able to endure your

father and mother-in-law's taunts?

I will...

It's my life, I'll do

whatever has to be done.

But I will only marry Mudit, okay.

My dear, joint families are a class apart.

Take me for instance.

I've been enduring since I left Haridwar.

But you're still alive, aren't you?

You're happy. - And what

about your happiness?

You see, dear, the society has

already set all the rules.

He's a man, she's a woman...

If anything goes wrong tomorrow...

they are not going to spare you.

And, what if the guy

loses his mind tomorrow.

Then your world will come

crashing down, dear.

Don't say anything about Mudit, papa.

I told him a dozen times, but no...

My own son turned out to be impotent.

There's nothing wrong with my son.

I am sure something's wrong

with their daughter.

I see...

How can you be so sure?

I am his mother.

I know everything.

Only I know how hard I had

to scrub his underwear.

So that's that then.

Your mother has spoken.

Now I'll turn you into a man.

If anyone points fingers at you,

I will yank his tongue out.

Even if it's your father-in-law.

This is my wedding...

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