Shuddh Desi Romance Page #2

Take care of him

The gift money?

Your gift money is ready

Welcome!

Ask the bride to lift her veil

Would you lift your veil?

- Wow!

- He'd never find her through love

The lucky fool wins a beauty

I hear she's an orphan.

They're probably getting rid of her

My pants are slipping down

May we talk in private?

Everything will be private from now on

Garland him!

I need the bathroom. May I?

Hurry, son

You won't get a minute's peace later.

Go!

I'll show you the way

I know the way

Be quick! Go!

Do not blame...

the impulsive innocent heart

If the heart speaks in a true voice

Just about everyone in the world

would be exposed

He's decamped. He ran away

Who ran?

I'm ready to take Tara's hand

Get lost! Idiot!

Can I get a cold drink?

A cold drink!

- Offer the clients a soda

- You want me to go bankrupt?

- How many sodas have you had?

- Same number of clients I've got you

I'll sell him a dozen veils

You'll go to hell

You'll be first. Send for me

Bless you, son

Bless him. I'll collect my 50 rupees

- Bless you, brother

- No, the foreigner

Bless you, brother

Anything else? Jaipuri shoes?

- I'll bring his wife later

- You sure?

- Don't you trust me?

- Trust him?

- You crazy?

- Why not?

You trust a man who bolts

from his wedding?

Meaning?

What's it to you?

Mind your shop

You ran from your wedding?

Did I rob you?

Charge 1000. 800's mine.

Don't make me hit you

What brings you here?

Is this what you do?

Goel forces me to play

the groom's guest

Want a coffee?

Come on

- I want to talk to you

- What about?

Explain things

- Explain what?

- About what happened

No need. It's your life.

Do as you please. Do I care?

I ran away from my wedding.

So why are you cross?

I'm not cross. I'm fine

So what's the problem in a coffee?

No problem

Coffee and gulaab jumun are

a great combination

A great combination?

Sure. If you give it a shot

Listen. I'll have coffee with you

for one reason

To know what sort of man you are

In your wedding bus, then bolting

...yuck!

Yuck?

And you? And all your boyfriends?

You won't lose your virginity

by drinking coffee

Talk elsewhere

Depraved people!

You pious double-standard man

Downloading on the sly.

And you talk!

I don't want any

Give it here

Well?

Why did you run?

You know

Me? How would I know?

You wouldn't ask, if you didn't

- Try one

- Why did you run?

When I agreed to marry,

I didn't know I'd meet a girl...

...like you. I saw Tara,

thought it might work

All of India marries like that

Why did you run?

Why? Because you kissed me

I did?

It wasn't me

I was listening to music

If you meet a one-in-a-million girl

who you could fight the world for...

Suddenly she's next to you.

Wouldn't you even talk to her?

All that? In one glance?

A first glance is all it takes.

Or you never hit it off

Are you done?

You're making a mistake

Why?

I proved I have guts

If I had married Tara,

I'd make her unhappy

I'd be thinking of you

She'd be unhappy, so would I

So would you

I'm happy. You're imagining things

Sure! Then why haven't you

even sipped your coffee?

There's something between us

Attraction, whatever. It's there

You know it but can ignore it

- Stay with unstoppable hands

- And you have no hands?

Pass it here

I've had affairs. No big secret.

But I'm fed up of how you boys behave

And love? Cooked it,

tasted it, done with it

Why waste my time?

You're confused.

What'll you do with me?

A mistake

If I walked you home,

you'd have time to think it over

Take me home

I'll pay tomorrow

I don't want to be your friend

or brother

It's simple.

I'm attracted to you. Very Much

Beyond control

So don't tell me: Let's be friends

Maybe you can be friends,

but I can't

- Boyfriend has two words

- Starting with boy

Come here

Sit

Will you kiss me?

Forever

Now

How fast?

About 100, 150

That's what happens

when I feel for someone

But boys?

They just get aroused

I'm not like that

How can I tell?

Tell me something about you.

Then I'll tell you about me

I don't want to

Say something

I said I don't want to

Well?

Open your eyes

You live here alone? Your parents?

Just thought of them?

I asked last night.

You changed the subject

- Will you make tea or the bed?

- As you say

Go! Buy me some cigarettes

Papa lives in Guwahati,

works for Indian Oil.

Mummy passed away

- As for me...

- I know

What brought you here?

I came to Kota...

...to train as an English teacher

I teach. And Mr Goel gives me work

No work in Guwahati then?

Don't like lectures.

Do this, don't do that.

It's good here

I'm used to living alone.

Don't know about family life

It's nice

How's your pulse?

Beating. Do you eat eggs?

Shall I make them?

If it's only for today, then I will

Your turn, then mine

Waking up here every day?

Yes. What will I do at home?

Slow down

- I have work today

- Who is stopping you?

Shall I come back? With some things?

Not slowing down?

You're dangerous

No work today?

I took a chance

His confident approach took

my breath away, by God

He's so romantic. Imagine him

trapped in marriage?

Hejilted his bride, dumped her

in front of everyone

Frankly, I didn't like that

Maybe he's right. Would she be happy?

She's a beauty. Took guts to leave her

You know a man's true colours

when he won't accept a lie

That impressed me the most

He isn't two-faced

Honest, truthful, straightforward

Tell me something

What kind of girl is Gayatri?

Why?

Why do you need a character

certificate?

She's nice

She smokes but has a good heart

She isn't for you

Go near her and you'll get

a tight slap.

You'll see stars

I hear she's had many boyfriends

Why so nosey?

You refusing to issue her a passport?

No reason

It's all below the belt for men

You're not thinking straight

You ended your marriage 2 weeks ago.

Your eyes roving again?

It's the tourist season. Focus on work

What kind of girl is she...

She had a problem last year.

She got pregnant

My daughter's friends at the medical

college helped her out

She had a boyfriend for a few years.

A Delhi guy

Gayatri threw him out

Why?

Do I know? I'm not her father

She needed an advance.

The wife said:
Give it. So I did

I'm no expert in girls' matters

Why do you ask? Focus on work

What's it to me?

All right then

All right

Mr Goel, the class is over.

Can I come by?

Please pay me cash.

I'll return your cheque later

No, I'm not laughing at you

My brother is here and

my expenses have doubled

Tell your brother to share expenses.

If not, why have a brother?

Forget it! Tell me how's business?

Not many weddings.

So I stage fake ones

to amuse the tourists

You could come and floor them

with big English words

I want to ask you something

What's his name? The runner?

Yes, Raghuram.

What kind of guy is he?

Why?

Why do you need a character

certificate?

- No reason. He's a fool

- That he is

Keep the cigarette down.

You'll die soon if you keep smoking

Why so curious about him?

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