Sigaram Thodu Page #3

my expectation with Bangkok

That's why I am walking away in a huff

Look at them

You want me to suffer

for ten days in the desert

Not ten days

It's just seven days

I can't even for seven seconds

You're happy being single

but I like to mingle

Instead, I'll hang out

with my girlfriends here

You have fun with the oldies

Boys, don't leave

Two more have to come

Must be oldies again?

Why don't you check them out first?

As it is, they look like they

have one foot in the grave

And you insist that I have to stay

I'm not your friend

anymore I'm leaving

- Hey don't leave me alone

- Here they are!

She looks so cute

Another disappointment!

What is he smiling at?

Shall we go on the pilgrimage?

Hello!

Please come

This is my grandson

They are...

I know

This is grandma Ambujam

and her granddaughter Aishwarya

Am I right?

Wrong

I am Ambujam and this

is my grandma Aishwarya

This is so embarrassing

I fondly call her Ambu

Can I too?

It's time to leave

Hurry up, Oldies

By the end of this trip, I will

make Ambujam say 'I love you'

can you?

It's very easy to get

a girl's attention

Do something that'll make

them remember us forever

An aisle seat is very useful in

both movie theaters and in a plane

Just watch

You go

- Take this seat, grandma

- OK

What about my granddaughter?

I'll take care of that

Take the seat beside

her and share memories

You sit here

Why, do you want to flirt with me?

Just sit down

My game will begin when we take-off

I'll win her over by the time we land

I wished for a 'single scoop' but

have been given a 'triple sundae'

I won't miss it for anything

Take the window seat

I don't like the window seat

I'll sit here

Take this bag

How about this seat?

We're going to take-off

Say a prayer

Is this your first time?

Rats in your stomach?

That's an understatement!

You'll be alright

What?

Is my girl an lndo-American?

Why?

Look at the color of her skin

Why should I?

I'm making you feel jealous

Look at her cheeks

As white as a new iPhone

Look at her lips

Why is the plane vibrating?

What's happening?

How would I know?

I am the only child to my parents

Nothing don't worry

I'm not scared

Let go of my hand

I should've left when they

were uttering that prayer

Everybody dies and

then goes up to heaven

But, we'll die in the

skies and then go down

Say your prayers now

God save us

Who is that calling God

at the time of death?

'Have you ever impressed a girl?'

'Have you ever hugged one?

Have you at least kissed?'

'If you die now, your

unfulfilled spirit will wander'

Has the pilot boozed

that it is rattling this much?

Don't know what to do

We're dying

Grandma

Don't worry

I've experienced this quite a few times

You too

You're scared because

this is the first time

The next time, you won't

Next time?

Dad, we've reached Delhi

We're on our way to Haridwar

The flying experience was superb

Can't hear you

I'll call back

The tension has given me a headache

Do you have any medicine?

I don't

Grandma

There is medicine in my bag

Shall I get it for you?

Can you get that for me?

Why did he bring it here?

Is that a tablet or a balm?

That's rubbish

Keep quiet

What is she so angry about?

That was a kiss from

a James Bond movie

I didn't get that idea

What happened?

Why are you tense?

You took advantage of the situation

and got your way with Ambu

You did all that I wanted to

How dare you kiss her?

I thought I was going to die

You're the reason for that

You described her and

got me worked up

Everybody screamed that

the plane was crashing

Didn't want to come back as

an unfulfilled spirit so, I kissed her

You could've come back

as a spirit instead

How could you kiss

your best friend's girl?

I am not like that

That was not my intention I said

sorry to myself while kissing

I didn't even get to hold her

So, you've that regret too

Shall I book a room?

You can hug her tight

She could've humiliated

me but she didn't

She could have screamed, but she didn't

As if you gave her a chance?

Will she scream through her ears?

To add fuel to the fire, she saw

things in your bag and thinks it's mine

I'm the villain now

You have to help me

I should apologise to her

before the end of the trip

In general, girls are a pain

When we pursue them, they say we drool

If we don't, they call us a nerd

Do you know why they call girls 'Babe'?

They are actually Bawling Beasts

That's 'Babe'

You can even handle a wild elephant

But it's very difficult

to handle a girl

If you still want to apologise

She will...

Why does she sound like Godzilla?

Godzilla sounds better

Rogue'

'I should stay away from him

for the rest of the trip'

'I shouldn't allow him anywhere near me'

Murali monkey!

Murali, monkey

Don't you have sense?

Why are you troubling me?

How many times do I have

to tell you?

This is humiliating

Let's see what happens next

She talks a lot even

on an imaginary call

Oh, No!

It's a puncture

How far is the Resort

from here?

Quite close

- Just three or four kilometers

- I can't walk that far

Hey, stop that vehicle

Stop...

Stop...wait a minute, brother

Can you drop us at the Resort?

OK, come

All of you, come here

Get in

Don't jolt the vehicle

Climb up carefully

Come on

Grandma, I'll walk

You go

Go and sit on top

The Resort is just here

You can't go by yourself

Sit here I'll climb up

Won't you listen?

Just leave

This whole jungle is full of elephants

Do you know elephants?

Yes, you look like one

Why does she want to do her own thing

in an unfamiliar place?

What happened?

She never listens to me

It's become dark

Grandma, don't worry

I'll go find her

No son, we will see

Please come inside

Why is she hugging herself like that?

Please wear this

You're a lowly...

December 21st, 2012,

The Mayan calendar...

People did weird

things the day...

...they thought the world

is coming to an end

I did the same thing

I thought I was dying and

kissed you out of fear

It wasn't planned

It needn't have been you,

I would have kissed anyone who was there

Even an oldie?

I'm not justifying it

It's wrong and I've been

trying to apologise

But you run away, terrified

Forgive me

I come from a good family too

Good family?

You're someone who brought a condom

along for a pilgrimage

I know

I haven't seen anyone

as cheap as you

You're pretending to be

a decent guy

Idiot...

Idiot...

Stop it

- You talk too much

- Get lost!

You're tiny, yet you have the cheek to

speak like this to a tall guy!

He values friendship, that stops

him from retorting

Both bags look similar

One is mine and the other is his

You took that stuff from his bag

He would've refused to

come on a pilgrimage

So, I told him we

were going to Goa

Thought I will be visiting

a temple in Goa

He packed his usual stuff

He was the reason I kissed you

It's up to you to believe me

If you have to scold someone,

he's the one

Take it from her

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