Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 Page #3

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So maybe I'm tired of you

always grabbing at me.

With your friends,

it's real funny.

But not right now.

So leave me alone.

Come on.

Eddie!

This will be fun.

Eddie.

Ain't this exciting?

Goddamn it, Eddie. Stop it!

Naughty.

F*** this.

I'm gettin' a beer.

Then I'll be back.

You're an a**hole, Eddie!

Thank you.

Going too fast

for you, Doc?

"Red car. "

Good point.

You got any kids, Doc?

No, we were never

blessed with children.

Married, then, huh?

Yes, but my wife

has been dead many years.

Too bad.

How'd you meet her?

In college. And that's

none of your business.

My old lady couldn't afford

to send me to college.

So I got a job.

I was eighteen.

Washing dishes,

dumping trash.

That kind of sh*t.

At the Chez Ritz across

town. Rocco!

Rocco, whoa.

I think you'll enjoy this.

It sounded like some

squirrel getting its nuts squeezed.

Rocco, let's talk.

No.

Rocco, just between the two of us. No.

Rocco, come on. We go way back. No!

Monday... I swear

I'll pay it all on Monday.

You won't live until Monday.

Listen. I got a line

on something.

I can feel it.

It's gonna happen.

Hey, you know what?

What?

I hope you don't

pay on Monday.

'Cause I enjoy this too much.

What are you

looking at, kid?

Get out of my way.

Ooh.

You're really

asking for it.

Naughty!

What in the hell?

I see no mention of these

two incidents in my notes.

Oh, my God.

The state review board will

certainly find out my opinions on...

- Well, we've covered a lot of ground today.

- You didn't think...

I was gonna let him

get away with it?

- Much more than I had anticipated.

- Did you, Doc?

No way!

Too many people get away

with sh*t like that.

- Punishment.

- Discipline.

You're really starting

to get to me, Doc.

You're getting real close.

Then tell me

about Jennifer.

Eat sh*t.

Richard,

do you know why

you are here?

No, Doc.

Tell me.

No, you tell me.

I'm finished

talking, Henry.

Who is this?

Jennifer.

She's the only thing

I ever cared about.

One day...

we just bumped

into each other.

She was a knockout.

I never wanted to lose her.

That was my first time.

I thought...

it was Jennifer's too.

Chaos.

The motion picture

you've been waiting for.

More action, more violence,

more death and destruction than

any film ever seen before.

- You like this

stuff? - Chaos! - Huh?

This movie's supposed to be

scary. When's it start? Soon.

Let's go!

Start the movie!

Movie! Movie!

Oh, great. We have

to listen to that for two hours?

It's okay. It's starting.

- You got a problem, pal?

- See what I mean?

Yeah.

You know, I really

like you, Ricky.

You're... different.

I don't know what it is.

I just...

Yeah. I know.

Me too.

Go ahead, studly.

Kiss her! Ha!

I knew it. F*ggot!

Well, we know

that's not true.

What did you say

this movie was about?

Oh, it's great. It's about this guy

who dresses up like Santa Claus...

and kills people.

What?

I'm holding you up,

a**hole!

Punish.

Ricky, where are you...

Thirty-one

bucks. Merry Christmas.

Guess who?

Chip.

Yuck.

You haven't returned my

calls, babe. Imagine that.

You must be getting

pretty popular these days.

Go away.

I saw your dad at the club.

He said he hardly

sees you anymore.

Like he cares.

I'd like to see you again.

For your sake.

Oh. Lucky me.

What have I done

to deserve this treatment?

What haven't you done,

Chip?

Wait a minute.

Is this the same girl...

who pledged eternal love

in the back seat of my car?

If you ever tell anybody about

that, I will kill you! Don't worry.

That's our little secret.

Go away.

Hey, I'm tryin' to give

you another chance. Great.

You stood me up.

You cheated on me.

You ruined

my best sweater.

And I would rather die before

I'd go out with you again.

What are you tryin' to say?

Go away, Chip.

I have a date.

You mean Kong?

Is he housebroken?

This movie's so bogus.

It really is.

Watch this. The guy's gonna

go down into the basement...

without a flashlight.

Brilliant.

Never mind the fact that

everyone else in the movie's dead.

How stupid.

Next thing you know...

Shh. Naughty.

Meter's running, Chip.

Or are you using

a credit card?

Oh, Roxanne?

She's okay.

She keeps me in shape...

till you come back.

Right. Possible.

Well, she does get

impatient though.

Can't say I blame her.

Give me a break.

But I'll be home

all summer.

Call me sometime.

I'll be busy.

I'll be waiting.

Oh. You're back.

Let's get out of here.

No.

I'm beginning to like this picture.

So tomorrow after you go

shopping, would it be all right...

if I came and picked

you up on my bike? Sure.

Good. There's a certain

spot I'd like to show ya.

Where?

Well, it's kind of romantic.

It's, uh, up in the canyon.

You may like it.

Okay.

So!

This is what

you ended up with?

If I'd known you'd sink this

low, I never would've dumped ya.

Chip, you're a jerk. Why

don't you just leave us alone?

Come on.

Don't you miss me?

All those good times

we had together.

- Chip.

- Homecoming.

Chip!

The hayride.

That's enough.

Oh, it speaks.

I said, that's enough. Listen,

bud, that's what she said...

when I f***ed her brains out in

the back seat of old red here.

Shut up!

Falling for me again, huh?

And you...

No!

What are you doing?

Are you out of your mind?

Very naughty.

- You killed him!

- Punishment is good.

- I hate you, Ricky.

- Punishment is absolute.

- I hate you!

- Punish!

Uh-oh!

Freeze, a**hole!

Okay, pal.

You stand right there.

Right there!

Let's be real civilized

about this.

Okay.

That's fine.

Now, I don't wanna have

to hurt you.

All I'm gonna do

is slip these cuffs on.

And no funny stuff!

I know how to use this.

Hey, what the hell's

all that noise out there?

Motherf***er.

- Garbage day!

- Huh?

No!

Aaah!

- Excuse me, mister.

- That's okay.

Bingo!

Drop your weapon!

Drop it!

I repeat, drop it!

Now!

No! Don't do it!

- No! - It's not worth

it! - Don't be a fool!

- Don't do it!

- Don't kill yourself!

No more bullets.

Young and stupid.

That was my problem.

And it's a shame

they stopped me...

before I did

what I really had to do.

But, hey,

that's life.

Sorry things worked out

this way, Henry.

You only wanted to help.

I appreciate

the effort though.

But between

you and me, Doc,

I know who's to blame.

Hey, what the...

Oh, my God! He's loose!

We've got a problem, Sister. He

walked out of here six hours ago.

And it's Christmas eve.

The orphanage is closed,

Lieutenant.

Mother Superior

had a stroke.

She's retired

and lives alone.

Oh, my God.

Nah. He'd have

to find her first.

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

Ho, ho, ho!

Give a dollar for the kiddies!

Ho, ho, ho... Well,

hello there, big fella.

How'd you like to give

a little somethin' to Santa?

Oh, ho!

Hello? Merry Christmas.

Who is this?

Santa's back!

Merry Christmas!

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the annual Christmas parade,

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