Silent Warnings Page #2

Well, he was a bit of a boozer,

a bit of a wild man.

- Oh, so I guess that runs in the family.

- Oh, yeah...

- Oh, man...

- What's up with the corn?

- Looks bad...

- He died before the harvest.

What a busted ass piece of sh...

What was that?

That's wind.

It got cold, all of the sudden...

Ouch! Sh*t!

Damn! It's not funny.

Must be a hundred volts running

through that.

It's not the volts, man, it's the amps.

What's up with the fence?

And all that crap?

I don't know. It wasrt here before.

- Oh my gosh!

- Oh my god!

Oh! Goodness!

- Oh no!

- This house needs a pot pourri.

This is nasty!

Yeah, he needed an alarm and an

electrical fence for this sh*t!

Guys, I don't know how he

let it get like this.

I mean... I'm really sorry.

Really.

There's two big windows upstairs,

you guys can go open up.

You guys can open the one

in the kitchen.

- Yeah!

...and I'll start this up.

Oh, god!

Oh, my god.

I'm gonna regret this.

I'm not touching that.

No

I don't get it.

Jesus Christ!

I don't get it.

Doesrt make any sense?

Why don't I go unload the car?

Ok?

I don't get it.

This is not funny.

- I give up. I give up.

- You know, someday... someday,

- I am going to teach you how to cook.

- I can cook.

- No, you can't.

- Yes, I can.

Yeah, you can do it in the microwave...

Maybe.

You know what? Fine. I will

just have to become a tremendously...

...successful archaeologist,

and have a cook.

Oh, yeah?

The words, "tremendously successful"

and "archaeologist" are sort of...

mutually exclusive, aren't they?

So, you aint gonna be able

to afford a cook...

Yes, I will. I also intend on

having maids...

...because I will never clean

a mess like this...

...ever again.

- I'm sorry.

- I didn't want you to spend your last month...

- I'm kidding.

You know there's nothing I'd

rather be doing...

...or anyone I'd rather be with.

- I mean...

- What?

We've talked about this, ok? I can't.

- I have to concentrate on school right now.

- I know.

- I'm leaving!

- Macy, Macy, Macy...

The distance, it doesn't bother me.

I already told you that.

I love you.

Guys, you have to come see this!

Right now.

- What?

- You have to check this out.

Jesus!

Guys, guys, come on, I don't think

we should go in there.

- Come on!

- You've gotta see this.

Come on, come on, come on.

See? I told you.

Wow!

Have you ever seen one

of these before?

No.

I wonder what this looks like

from the air.

Pretty weird, huh?

- Smells funny. Like rain.

- Yeah, like... like electricity.

Yeah, it's actually ozone.

After a big electrical storm...

...in the country,

that's what it smells like out here.

Hey, this thing is surrounded

with police tape, isn't it?

Yeah, what's up with that?

Well, it's obviously where Joe... died,

...except the Sheriff never mentioned

anything about this.

It gives me the creeps.

Can we go in now?

Stop it! No!

Ok, ok, ok...

Just massage me!

Ok, I'll massage you.

I'm gonna massage you and be serious.

I'm serious. Just massage.

I had no idea cleaning could be so hard.

That's because you've

never done it before.

Oh, you're so full of it.

Lower!

You know, This would be a lot easier

if you took this off.

I'm so sure!

If I take my shirt off, there's no way

you are gonna finish my massage.

I will. I promise.

I don't like it when it's

so bright in here.

Why?

You know why.

Katrina, you are a beautiful girl.

You have a beautiful body.

I just don't know why you are not

with a cheerleader type.

That's bullshit!

Why are you with me?

Katrina, I love you.

I love your body.

That's the truth.

Hey, hey, come here...

What the hell was that?

Hi hot stuff!

- You guys are having fun down there.

- What's up? Are you having any problems?

- We thought that was you guys.

- No, that wasrt us.

- I'm serious!

- Right!

- What is that?

- That!

Nah, it's just rats. Just rats up there,

knocking stuff over.

No, no, no, that sounds like

somebody on the roof.

That's not a rat.

Guys, listen, I set the alarm, if anyone

was out there, we...

Oh, god!

- What is it?

- I don't see anything.

I'm telling you guys, it's probably

just an animal,

- a raccoon or a possum or something.

- Oh my god!

What?

- It's another one.

- Another what?

Another circle in the corn.

Smartass pieces of sh*t!

You country people need to get a life!

Really funny prank,

I'm so not impressed.

Guys, I don't think this is a prank.

How long do you think it would take

someone to do this?

I don't know. I mean, this is a pretty damn

good crop circle right here.

Obviously, depends on how many

people in the group...

Who said anything about people?

Well, someone had to say it,

sooner or later.

Guys, crop circle do not just

appear out of anywhere.

- Baby...

- I'm serious.

No! Listen to me, guys.

Do you know how long it would

take to do this?

- It just appeared over night.

- Baby, come on baby.

This is the country, alright?

People have a lot of spare time up here.

- Hey, wait up!

- Yo, Maurice, you wanna take a walk?

- Yeah.

- Alright.

Excuse me!

You're not leaving me in the middle

of this crop circle by myself.

Break it down, it's all about the nuggets.

I'm just gonna put these up in the attic.

I'll meet you on the roof in a few.

Alrighty.

Damn it!!

What...

What's this?

- Oh, Jesus!

- Hey, man, you okay?

Oh, man!

- You scared the crap out of me.

- Sorry.

You should've seen

the look on your face though.

Hey, what's those tapes?

I don't know.

I just found them up here.

We finished doing some stuff

in the backyard.

We were wondering if we could get

a little down time.

- Definitely. That's fine.

- Thanks, man.

Yeah, well he's cousin Joe.

It was then when I began

to suspect that...

...something was going on

out there in the corn.

I'll tell you, they are not

from this world.

First, I thought them circles

out there in the corn...

...was just them creatures trying

to have some fun.

But now I realize it's some kind

of portal system.

See I got it figured out.

They're planning some kind of invasion.

Guess what?

I figured something out.

I started putting

iron around the house...

...keeps those little bastards at bay.

Ho, ho, ho... ho, ho.

Guess what? I got one of them.

With my shotgun.

Didrt hardly stop him though,

'till he ran into my electrical fence.

I cut his freaking arm off.

Damn it! Who turned on this

video camera?

- Two guys up in Alaska, right?

- Yeah.

- Fishing. Bored out of their...

- This, this, this, this.

- I'm sorry.

- Go ahead.

- Bored out of their minds.

- Yeah.

One guy says to the other guy:

"Let's play a game."

And he says:
"What kind of game do

you wanna play?"

- He says:
"Well, you know..."

- Here grab the...

- Hey, Layne...

What is that?

- What the hell is that?

- Damn, what is that?

Hey, guys! Come check this out!

What's up?

- Is that a plane?

- It's to low for a plane.

Holy crap!

It's coming right toward us!

It's coming right through the corn field!

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