Simon Sez Page #5

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- Got a problem, brother?

- The sheep. Move them!

The sheep are meek!

Blessed are the meek,

for they shall inherit the earth!

I'd be lying if I said

this didn't look like trouble.

Tell them to move that truck!

Get back!

Get back!

Oh, my God!

Out of the car!

Have you seen my staff?

There you go!

And now for you!

I'll say a Hail Mary for him.

This is for you!

Oh, God!

Get us the dickens out of here!

I fear no evil,

for He is at my side.

Come back here and fight,

you cowards!

You were supposed to drop off the sheep

and go back to the lab!

I know, but I was only

trying to help...

...and you always say I should

get more exercise.

Get back to the lab!

Nick, can you hear me?

Hey, buddy, what's up?

Are you inside the castle yet?

I'm on my way. I'm almost there.

What are you doing here?

What's it look like I'm doing?

I'm having a conversation!

What happened, clown-face?

A bird sh*t on your eye?

There you are.

If you're not too busy, I'm having

a spot of trouble on my way in.

Be a dear and send help.

Look! We did it! We won!

These guys are running away!

You see it?!

They're running away!

Nobody's got the balls

to fight with Nick Miranda!

- Need some help?

- I can always use help.

Go get Ashton!

I'll help out with Claire!

Congratulations, boss!

You finally got the software.

I know where Claire is.

I got a secret!

Nice talking to you.

- Are you all right?

- Now I am!

Hold it!

It's cool, Nick.

I'm on your side.

Let's get out of here.

Tracking coordinates.

Subsystems activated.

Ready to accept targeting input.

How fabulous of you

to pay us a visit.

You're just in time to see my new toy!

I call it

"Ashton's Super Weapon of Death."

- Catchy, don't you think?

- Not really.

What do you know?

You're just an Interpol agent.

Guess what we're

blowing up first?

Your ego?

No, but nice try, sailor.

The Eiffel Tower!

Why?

Because it's big and it's delicious

and I'm tired of looking at it.

When I dazzle them

with my toy's abilities...

...people will pay me lots of money

to destroy things for them!

I've never been an employee before.

I think I might like it.

Last call for all tourists to look

at the E iffel Tower.

Can you hear me? It's the bee!

Yes! Ashton!

At the keyboard!

I got it. I got it.

Go on, stupid insect!

Target is acquired.

Teatime!

Stupid bee!

You're just a fly

with a stinger on your ass!

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