Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas Page #3

kind of thing before.

- No, there is no other way.

- Look...

- And, yes,

- But...

you have my permission

to stand there quietly

and get a free lesson

in sailing.

You know...

Besides, a ship is

no place for a woman.

Jin!

Easy on the main!

Aye!

Steady as she goes.

Rocks off the starboard bow!

Steady.

What is that sound?

Shh.

Sinbad, I...

Sirens.

Sinbad.

Sinbad!

Jin?

- Li?

Come and get it, ladies!

Kale?

Come with me.

We'll speak of love.

Oh...

Who's bad?

Sin-bad.

Ah... men.

I saw her first!

Round the deck! Now!

Yeah...

Amore!

Amore! Amore!

My darling.

Rat!

I love you.

Il mare e le onde andiamo via.

Spike!

Get Sinbad!

Ow!

Spike, the blades!

Oh, my precious.

Wake up, you idiot!

What happened?

Sinbad saved us.

No, Marina.

Marina saved us? Marina!

Marina saved us.

All right, men, snap out of it.

Let's get back to reality.

We got a ship to sail.

Here's my little hero.

You were so brave.

Yeah. What a good dog.

Uh...

Still think a ship's

no place for a woman?

Absolutely!

I mean, look at my ship!

This railing was

hand-carved mahogany!

And here!

These moldings came

all the way from Damascus!

Do you have any idea

what I went through

to steal these?

That's exactly

why women shouldn't drive.

Are you crazy?

I saved your life!

Oh, I would've been fine.

I always am.

Right.

So ungrateful.

It's just typical.

And you chipped the paint!

Right here...

look at it.

That's more than

a little scratch.

The dog and the crew

and th-th-that woman!

What?!

- Thank you!

- You're welcome!

- No problem!

- Don't worry about it!

- I won't!

- Good!

- Good-bye!

- Bye to you!

You happy now?

Proteus, come quickly.

What? Wh...?

There's a ship

waiting in the harbor.

A crew of my most

trusted officers

will take you

far from Syracuse.

But the ambassadors' guards?

Are asleep or well-bribed.

But we must go now.

Go where?

To live the rest of my life

in exile?

To live, son.

I won't let them execute

you for Sinbad's crime.

Neither will Sinbad.

Proteus, don't be foolish!

Sinbad has no intention

of going to Tartarus.

The Sinbad you knew

as a child is...

Is still in him as a man.

I've seen it.

Proteus...

Go, Father.

I know what I'm doing.

All right, listen up.

We're here for ten minutes.

You get lost, you get left.

How did one woman

do so much damage?

All right, I'm going to need

the full set of chisels,

the jack plane,

and about a cord of cut wood.

All right, men, you

heard the captain.

Find some logs

and be quick about it.

- Oh, for heaven's sake!

You only need

a little tree sap,

and she'll be

as good as new.

When I want

your advice, I'll...

Hey, hey, hey!

Where do you think

you're going?

Well, fine!

At least take someone with y...

May I assist you, lady?

- Why, thank you.

- Right this way, signorina.

- How nice to see

some men haven't forgotten

a little common courtesy.

...common courtesy.

Not so fast.

But you know she's right.

The tree sap would

be perfect for...

Just...

stay with the ship.

I already said thank you.

That's what this is all about,

isn't it?

It's about repairing the ship.

If I break something,

I fix it.

Um, knife, please.

Oh, yeah,

like I'd give you a weapon?

Thank you, Rat.

You know, you really

ought to be

a little more courteous.

Oh, great.

Now I'm getting

etiquette lessons

from a bilge rat.

Well, she did save

the ship, Captain.

Why, thank you, Luca.

And now she's helping to fix it.

Very handy, I say.

And brave!

This... girl wouldn't know how

to fix a broken fingernail!

Honestly, you are

the most boorish,

pig-headed man

I've ever met.

Hey, lady, I've seen

the highborn boys

your type hangs out with...

...and I'm the only man

you've ever met.

- Whoa.

- Mmm.

Oh, no. No. No.

No...

Five on Marina.

You... you...

egotistical...

- You spoiled...

- disrespectful,

- deluded,

- pretentious, pompous,

- high-and-mighty...

- self-centered, untrustworthy,

ungrateful, impossible,

insufferable...

At least I'm not repressed!

Repressed?!

I'll show you

repressed!

What the...?

Put it back.

- Whoa! Whoa!

- Whoa, whoa...

- Ew...

Ew!

Run!

- It's a fish!

- It's a fish!

Kale!

- Whoa!

- Jump!

Kale!

Got it!

Veer off, Kale!

The star!

Hold your heading!

Rat, tie it off!

Wha... wha...

Ha-ha!

Wait!

Yee-ha!

Sinbad!

The men can't take much more.

I can't...

take much more, either.

Cut the line!

- Oh, no, Spike!

- Whoa, hold on, no...

- No, no, no, please...

- Oh, Spike!

Hey, where'd he get

the carrots?

Whose idea was that again?

I don't know.

But he owes me lunch.

The Granite Gates.

Bet you never thought

I'd get us this far.

No, I didn't.

But Proteus did.

For some reason,

he trusts you.

Well, what could

he have been thinking?

How did you

two ever meet?

Running for my

life, as usual.

A couple of angry thugs

had cornered me

outside the palace walls.

I was trapped.

A sword at my throat,

at my chest, at my...

- Pickles and eggs!

Well, you get the idea.

And then suddenly,

there was a fourth blade.

It was Proteus.

You see, he'd watched it all

from his room in the palace.

He actually climbed down

the castle wall

to fight at my side,

and, boy, did we fight.

It was like we'd rehearsed it.

We were best friends

from that day forward.

What happened with you two?

What is it?

We... took different paths.

Enough talking.

Time for some screaming.

For crying out loud,

what next?

Oh, get a shirt on

before you poke

someone's eye out.

Okay, guys, get down there

and break it up!

We've got to keep moving!

Steal the Book of Peace.

We will retire in the tropics.

Everyone, back on the ship!

Hurry!

Come on! Come on! Move faster!

Jed!

Grab the rope!

Rat, your hand!

Marina!

Rat! Don't let

- the blocks freeze!

- Aye, aye, Captain.

- And, Kale!

- Aye!

Give me a hug?

Excuse me?

Hmph.

Oh, she couldn't see the bird?

Everyone else saw it.

It's as big as a freakin' ship.

Marina?

Marina's looking the other way.

- Shh, shh, shh.

You're rescuing me!

Yes, if that's what

you want to call it.

But this is going

to cost you another diamond.

Rescues aren't part

of the usual tourist package.

So...

how are we going

to get down?

I... I don't know.

- What?!

- I don't know yet.

I'm thinking about it,

all right?

You scaled a thousand-

foot tower of ice,

and you don't know

how to get down?

Of all the ungrateful...

Look, if you'd rather

take your chances on your own,

that can be arranged.

Shh-shh-shh-shh.

All right.

All right.

So,

what do we have

to work with?

Um... ropes?

Uh... no.

Uh, grappling hooks?

Yeah... no.

Your swords?

Hey, I've got this.

Oh, great.

He can pick his teeth

when he's done with us.

Yeah.

Okay. See,

in the hands of an expert,

a good knife has 1,001 uses.

- Ooh!

uh...

Run!

Come on! Faster!

W- Wait, wait. What?

Let's go!

No...!

Oh! Oh!

- Oh!

- Ah!

I think we lost him!

- I don't think so!

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