Singh Is Bliing

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Raftaar!

Balwinder.

- Coming, brother.

Louder..

Father, louder.

- Balwinder - Yes, brother.

Why do I ever pass through this lane?

Shitar a! Bab! Kat an!

That Ranjit yells so loudly.

What do you care? Eat your food.

- Okay.

50,000 rupees is missing

from my cupboard.

Sukhi, have you seen it?

Ballu?

Where's Raftaar?

He's been out all morning.

The money was here till morning.

That's the limit.

Don't you trust your son?

No, no...my son can

never do such a thing.

He's my son and your daughter.

Glutton.

Raftaar was always useless

and good-for-nothing...

...and now he's also become a thief.

No, uncle, Raftaar can never steal.

Sister, I saw brother in front

of the cupboard in the morning.

Come here, dear.

Children never lie.

Now repeat what you said.

I saw father in the morning.

What?

You heard it wrong.

I said father, not brother.

Don't try to protect him.

I know my son too well.

And there goes the gun...

The race has begun!

Look at how they are racing

Towards the end line

And they have reached the end-line..

"Boys, the winning team gets"

"A cash reward and a Bullet"

"And the losing team

gets Lots of love."

"it goes tung-tung."

"it goes tung-tung."

"it sounds like tung-tung."

"it sounds like tung-tung."

"The stringed instrument."

"In your and my heart,

it plays loud."

"This stringed instrument today."

"In your and my heart,

it plays loud."

"This stringed instrument today."

"it goes tung-tung."

"it goes tung-tung."

"it sounds like tung-tung."

"it sounds like tung-tung."

"The stringed instrument."

"In your and my heart,

it plays loud."

"This stringed instrument today."

"In your and my heart,

it plays loud."

"This stringed instrument today."

"A beautiful atmosphere is set."

"Damsels are dancing."

"Now I will...Pull the tractor

with my teeth and show you"

"Bravo.."

"Gungh-gungh, it goes."

"The drum speaks"

"Gungh-gungh, it goes."

"And the heart skips a beat"

"Gungh-gungh, it goes."

"The drum speaks."

"Gungh-gungh, it goes."

"And the heart skips a beat"

"Then the drum revealed..."

"Then the drum revealed..."

"Look how well they dance!"

"Then the drum revealed..."

"All the secrets of

stringed instrument."

"Amidst the drum and

the stringed instrument"

"Without me, alone"

"how will you"

"it sounds like tung-tung."

"it sounds like tung-tung."

"Along with the Gungh-gungh."

"In your and my heart,

it plays loud."

"This stringed instrument today."

"In your and my heart,

it plays loud."

"This stringed instrument today."

"In your and my heart.."

"In your and my heart.."

"In your and my heart,

it plays loud."

"Oh ring,

the trees are bearing fruits."

"My beloved stays far away"

"Oh ring, listen to me, I pray"

"I tried hard to make him stay"

Why aren't you dancing now?

This is what you're good for.

You're good for nothing.

It didn't matter

that he humiliated me.

But why did he have

to humiliate himself?

What?

Yes.

And he even kicked me.

It's true you're useless,

good-for-nothing.

These villagers

know how to have fun..

...but they also work hard.

But all you do is party hard.

When will you realize

your responsibilities?

Get lost.

All you do is hog food all day,

squander money.

Let me see you earn a single penny.

Go find a job.

Are you listening or not?

Curse you...I'll teach you a lesson.

If you can even clean the

cow-shed properly everyday..

...I wouldn't have to worry.

Mom..

- Yeah!

Father was saying

that I hog all day.

Do I really hog all day?

No, son...you don't hog all day.

Your eyelids are flickering,

you're lying.

Yours are too.

I did everything only for

the betterment of the village.

Tell her.

- He's right.

This is the first time

when father taunted me..

...for my unemployment.

He must have said it

in a fit of rage.

No...

Mom.

I swear...

Look here. - Yes.

- I swear...that I will find a job.

Just wait a watch.

Raftaar! Raftaar!

I completely forgot.

Today's the last day of

admission in my son's school.

And the Mayor's coming today.

For the inauguration

ceremony of the African Lion.

Please help me out. Please.

- Of course, anything for friends.

What do I have to do?

You have to guard the African Lion.

Mr. Lion, can you spare two minutes.

Someone wants to meet you.

Here. Here.

Singh...Lion!

Lion...Singh!

Who is it now?

Oh God!

I'm on my way, 15 minutes.

15 minutes"

The Mayor and other

bureaucrats will be attending.

Just handle everything.

lam coming.

15 minutes.

- Listen.

Come soon.

The door is open.

Mufasa!

Where did he go?

Mufasa! Mufasa!

Hello, sir...Welcome.

Oh no...

Mufasa!

Wonderful! Wonderful!

Calm down! Calm down!

Punjab, the land of Lions!

And especially from Africa..

...we've brought a lion for you,

which will..

...make you hold your breaths.

Mr. Mayor, hold this.

Sorry.

- Clap!

Did the lion walk

all the way from Africa?

Looks humiliating.

When this lion roars...

...it makes people shiver.

They shuddermshudder with fear.

Security...

make him roar for the people.

Security...tell him to roar!

Him?

- Yes, him.

It's a dog!

Yes...

That's not a lion!

You... That's a dog.

I will put you in a cage.

Move the cameras, what are you doing?

Who called the press here?

I won't spare you.

No, photographs.

- I will have this dog bite you.

You'll be injected..

What if the lion doesn't return?

I want the lion back.

Hey...stop. Stop.

You and your plans.

The person you're trying

to call is driving at the moment.

Please call next month..

Raftaar.

- Yes.

I gave you such a small job to do..

...but you messed that up too.

It wasn't my fault,

you left the cage door open.

You could've closed the door.

Wasn't much to do.

- What is this?

Do something...find the lion..

...and bring him before the Mayor.

Where will I find him?

- Just find him from anywhere..

Or else I will lose my job.

But I am losing mine too.

I am going"-...

Everyone's troubling me.

Listen... He hung up.

This must be the first

lion that cost me my job.

What kind of remix is this?

You dressed up a

dog to look like a lion.

Isn't this misguiding

the innocent people?

The country wants to know.

L.. - Mr. Mayor, will you appoint

a committee to find the lion?

One minute...

Hello..

- Mayor sir.

How dare you come here?

I warned you..

Sir, I've brought him along.

- What?

Donkey?

Lion, sir.

Are you crazy?

Come, Mufasa. Come.

You climbed on

the table out of fear.

Don't be scared, sir.

He's a very tame lion,

even I was scared of him first.

Why did you bring him here?

Listen to me. Look at him,

he already likes you a lot.

Look, he's even apologizing.

He's staring at me.

Mommy!

- Sir, please don't fire my friend.

I won't fire your friend.

I will give him my job.

I'll make him the Mayor.

Don't joke with me, sir.

Mommy!

- You can keep your lion, sir.

Listen to me, take him away.

- All of you, please explain my sir.

Someone give a bone to the lion.

Mayor sir, you keep him.

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