Singh vs Kaur Page #3

then why is the photo with him?

lt is to be framed.

Yes. lt is my sister-in-law's photo.

l have to frame it.

What is in the photo that

you want to get it framed?

You have a lot of experience in that..

..do you go often to click your photo?

Keep quiet? Nihaal,

make her talk to us.

Make some excuse.

- Keep quiet.

l will make her talk to you, aunt.

She will have a long

conversation with you.

When? Have her speak to us now.

How can she speak now?

She lives in Canada.

She speaks in English.

She will ramble off in English.

Does anyone know English?

The villagers are come together!

Village Department.

Even you don't know English,

how do you speak to her?

Have you ever fallen in love, brother?

lf you had, you would have known.

There is a language of love too.

Love is done from here.

From the heart.

With emotions!

Hail Revolution.. -.

Control your emotions, Taari.

Listen, Nihaal.

Listen..

..now you will not insult me

in front of the whole village.

lf you have a love

affair with this girl, then..

..in one month, you

have to bring her here.

Otherwise quietly get

married to my niece Sapna.

And the whole village is the witness.

ls that fine?

- Yes, absolutely.

Son, is it fine with you?

Yes.

Come on.

- Come on.

Let's see what he does.

Come.

Like mother, like son.

Both of you have disgraced all of us.

Thank God mother is asleep.

Otherwise all my

intoxication would be washed away.

Nihaal.

- Yes, mother.

What else will you hide from me?

Mother, Taari's relatives had come.

Taari did not have to

drink so he forced me to drink.

Son, you lie at every instance.

How many more lies will you tell me?

ls there any girl in your life?

Tell me the truth, son.

Mother, you don't trust me?

- No, l don't.

What sort of a life is mine,

whose mother has no trust in him?

l will go and bring the girl

tomorrow and show her to you first.

l will show the villagers later.

Will you remember all this

when you get up in the morning?

Otherwise all the villagers

will kill me with their taunts.

l will remember, you

please go to sleep.

Keep your hand on the head.

- Here, mother.

Not yours, mine.

- Here.

ls it fine?

Take an oath that you will

bring the girl tomorrow.

l will bring her, you go to sleep.

Hail to the Lord.

Victory to the Lord.

All the villagers are being informed..

..that everyone should

reach Nihaal's house.

His mother wants to tell

everyone that her son is not a liar.

He is going to Canada to

get her daughter-in-law.

Nihaal has done an amazing thing.

Will Nihaal bring a wife

for himself from Canada?

Let it be.

He just talks.

His wife will come and

only touch our feet.

Let's talk about eating sweets.

- What have we got to do?

ls Nihaal just telling lies

or will he bring the girl?

Sister, Nihaal will

surely bring the girl.

Last night, he has sworn by me.

l pray to God, what you say is true.

Nihaal, you are awake? Good morning.

Son, tell them.. who

considered me a liar along with you..

..that you will

bring my daughter-in-law.

Oh gosh, wonder why the villagers

take everything l say seriously.

Son, why are you quiet? Tell them.

That you will surely

bring my daughter-in-law.

Tell us. Say something.

- Say something.

lt's the limit.

- Why are you quiet now?

Yes, l will bring her.

Did you all hear? My son will

surely bring my daughter-in-law.

Go and tell the Headman, to look

for another boy for his niece.

Long live, my son. Long live.

She kills me herself and

then says, Long live.

Taari, where are you, you rascal.

Rascal, you did not

find any girl nearby?

lf we look at any girl nearby,

the villagers will kill us.

Think far.. Think far..

First of all l have sworn by mother.

On top of that you have shown

such a photo to the villagers..

..whom we don't know at all.

Now what are you doing here?

Look for the girl. Girl. Jasneet.

l am doing that.

Here.. JASNEET. Jasneet.

- Put one E.

One E and T here it is.

We are deceived.

All are males.

Don't put Singh, put Kaur.

Here you are.. KAUR.

Got it.

Here is your sister-in-law.

l mean my sister-in-law.

Status.

Single.

Jasneet Kaur.

Studied in the University.

Daughter of a millionaire.

Millionaire?

- The niece of Slumdog Millionaire.

Oh l see.

Bomb!

Fire-cracker!

- Hey!

She likes to burn in Diwali.

lt's written there.

But Taari, how will l go to Canada?

By sailing in a tube in the sea.

- What?

l know many agents here.

When will they come of any use?

You just collect money.

7.5 lakhs.

Do you have?

l have 8 lakhs.

But l have kept that for the Jontier.

- Then go by the Jontier.

Okay buddy. l have

the money, l will go.

Just bring the money and

you will fly in an aeroplane.

Jasneet Kaur.

Nihaal Singh is coming.

Aunt from Canada.

- Hail to her.

Aunt from Canada.

- Hail to her.

Aunt from Canada.

- Hail to her.

Aunt from Canada.

- Hail to her.

Aunt from Canada.

What is this nonsense? Useless people.

They come together.

What's happening?

Strange.

Look at him.

Look at him.

This is the visa to Canada.

Enough. You want to erase the visa?

Headman, l hope you are happy to

know that the Jatt is off to Canada..

..to get the

daughter-in-law of the village.

Not the

daughter-in-law of the village.

The daughter-in-law of the house.

l mean the

daughter-in-law of the house.

Son, there is still time,

if you listen to me..

..ask the villagers for forgiveness.

The whole village will have to

ask for forgiveness from me.

They will say, Nihaal Singh,

you were right and we were wrong.

Your stars foretell

a bad period of time.

From where will you get a girl?

Your Saturn is sitting down.

Why is it sitting down?

Can't it sit on top?

l have just changed the sofa covers.

And you Mr. Anmol Singh. Listen, l go

Canada and bring your sister-in-law.

And you priest, if l don't

bring you down to your knees..

..change my name.

You should not talk

like that to a priest.

You will be burnt to ashes here.

l will beat you in front

of the Village Council.

Come on, Taari, lets go.

'Now make the preparations.'

'The Jatt will leave.'

'Don't threaten us.'

'Make way..'

lt's the sunshine in the moonlight.

Mr. Nihaal Singh, welcome to Canada.

Hey, there is so

much cleanliness here.

This looks like the flag of Canada.

lt is so crowded also. But so strange.

ln so many fair foreigners,

where will l find my madam?

l mean to say, my

Google one.. Jasneet Kaur.

My dear, come before me.

Uncle, remember one thing.. today

you will return after you leave me..

..but after a few days you have

to leave me back at the airport.

And at that time l will not go

alone but there will be two of us.

'Taari has sent me with

the address of Mr. Tindsa..'

'..but Taari is also a liar like me.'

'l hope the address is not wrong.'

Who is this beautiful lady?

l hope she is not

Taari's sister or something.

Let's talk to her and see.

Hello.

- Hello.

ls this Mr. Tindsa's house?

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