Singh vs Kaur Page #6

On the count of one, two, three...

Oh, damn! l missed her.

l didn't even say

three and you clicked.

You were trying to be a photographer.

Show me. Show me. Show me.

- lt's very nice. - Look at it.

What's this?

lt's nice? - At least l

clicked your picture with a man.

She clicked your

picture with the statue.

Sh*t. Out.

Yes.

Oh father, no.

Father, why are you slapping me?

Don't you respect your father?

- Uncle..

You're disconnecting my calls. -

Father, l was clicking his picture...

You're concerned about the picture.

lsn't your father.. - Uncle,

one minute. Show me the picture.

l couldn't click. Father

kept calling in between.

l'm very angry.

Now you..

Don't you respect your father?

- Uncle, where's the coffee?

l dropped the idea of having coffee.

l was thinking that

coffee would spoil our taste.

Moreover, it will cost us 8 dollars.

l've brought two lemons.

We'll make a cool drink at home.

Please forgive me. l beg of you.

Will you do me a favor?

What?

- Don't try to help me!

l have taken a stand..

- Ouch! Father, slow down.

l'll have to do something.

Taari has selected a wonderful photo.

Mother will keep you

carefully like a glass item.

l just feel like

staring at her all the time.

Your coffee.

Thanks.

l don't think this

will happen so easily.

l'll have to do something.

Six.

Hello.

What have you done?

There was no sound.

l will tell you.

These are just five.

Where's the sixth one?

May your soul rest in peace.

My heroine is gone.

Madam, they ran away..

l tried a lot, but l

could not catch them.

Excuse me, who are you?

Mind your own business alright.

Talking to her.

Madam, very good English.

But myself Nihaal Singh Grewa.

Party President,

Rutuberand College, Nabba.

All right. All right. All right.

- One minute!

All right. Whoever you are..

Whoever you are, don't

create a scene here, please.

But l.. for you..

But Madam, listen to me..

Hello.

What use are you? l will beat you up.

Bye.

Now crush my foot also.

Uncle, what does she

think of herself? That witch!

Amazing. l really enjoyed the abuses.

You reminded me of Punjab.

Please say it once more.

Uncle, l was humiliated. That witch!

lt was amazing! lt was amazing!

These are called abuses!

The abuses here are so boring.

Stupid. ldiot.

Abuses should be such that

when you abuse a buffalo..

..she shouldn't give

milk for two days.

Only then are they real abuses.

Say it once more.

l was humiliated.

ln front of everyone,

she said, Who are you?

So what if she said Who are you?

Hasn't anyone said Who

are you to you before?

To me?

- Yeah.

Rimpi from Ramgard had said it.

Tell them what the

Ramgard female told you.

Uncle, you act

stupid when you're drunk.

l'm not alone.

The whole world acts

stupid when they're drunk.

Tell them what she said.

Uncle, she just told me,

Who are you? - Yes.

Then l turned on my magic.

- Really?

After a few days she was following me.

After that, once when l

was drunk, l called her.

Her number.. l don't know..

lt was 164075..

l don't know whether it was 134..

No problem. You talk

- Okay.

What does she say?

Uncle, it's still ringing. Wait.

- Okay.

Hello. Rimpi. lt's me.

What does she say?

Let me talk to her first.

Where are you?

What does she say? Tell me.

She says she has gone

to her aunt's house.

One. Two. Three.

l asked her where are you.

Where are you.

She had gone to her

aunt's house in the village.

To her aunt's house.

l asked her what she did.

She said she was sitting

with her sister-in-law.

l asked her where are you.

She had gone to her

aunt's house in the village.

To her aunt's house.

l asked her what she did.

She said she was sitting

with her sister-in-law.

Was sitting with her sister-in-law.

Since morning, l tried your phone.

l couldn't sleep at night.

You've driven me crazy.

But you did not answer.

- But you did not answer.

l dozed off.

l dozed off.

l asked her where are you.

She had gone to her

aunt's house in the village.

To her aunt's house.

Where had you gone, without

informing, leaving your old friend.

She said she had

informed me in an email.

ln an email.

Where had you gone, without

informing, leaving your old friend.

She said she had

informed me in an email.

l asked her if she wants to come.

Don't want to come.

She met me just yesterday.

l asked her where are you.

She had gone to her

aunt's house in the village.

To her aunt's house.

To her aunt's house.

l was listening to

sad songs on my iPhone.

She said she danced

and had fun at night.

Danced at night.

l was listening to

sad songs on my iPhone.

She said she danced

and had fun at night.

l said.. l wish..

l said.. l wish..

She said she had been to a party.

Had gone to a party.

l asked her where are you.

She had gone to her

aunt's house in the village.

To her aunt's house.

Hello, mother.

Hello, son. Hello.

So, you forgot your mother

after going to my daughter-in-law.

What are you saying, mother?

Where is my daughter-in-law, son?

She is with me.

l mean she has brought me Downtown.

Where? Downtown?

lt's a city, mother. A city. Yes.

Mother, she takes me

around in her scooter.

Sometimes to her relatives,

to her sisters.

What should l tell you? l'm

being talked about everywhere.

Today she fed me

'Seviya' (sweet dish).

Your daughter-in-law made it herself.

She made 'Seviya' for him.

He's lying. Would a Canadian

girl know to make 'Seviya'?

Tell him that l want to

talk to daughter-in-law.

Okay. Your aunt wants to

talk to daughter-in-law.

She wants to talk?

She has never spoken to

her own daughter-in-law..

..and she wants to talk to

others' daughters-in-law. Nonsense!

l won't allow her.

- Don't say that.

l feel like talking too.

Let me talk to her.

Mother, she's your daughter-in-law.

You can talk to her to

your heart's content.

But.. Hello. Mother.

Hello. Hello, Nihaal.

Hello.

l think the line got disconnected.

Did the line get disconnected

or did he do it on purpose?

God knows.

Here. lt's him.

Hello, Nihaal.

Hello, mother. Jasneet speaking.

How are you?

- Hello, dear.

Bless you. May you always be married.

We've been eagerly

waiting for you here.

Really, mother?

l miss you a lot too.

But don't worry. We're

coming to meet you soon.

Dear, speak to your aunt. l'm

putting the phone on loudspeaker.

Aunt. On the speaker?

What?

- Yes.

Hello, aunt. Yes.

How are you, dear?

Why did you put the

phone on loudspeaker?

Put it on the

loudspeaker of the Gurudwara.

Tell the whole village.

Aunt, you keep gossiping

about every house in the village.

l know everything. l'll have

to talk to uncle to shut you up.

Turn this off.

He doesn't think before talking.

Oh, God!

Hello!

Nihaal!

- Yes?

Why did you talk so rudely to aunt?

Everything has

happened because of her.

They asked me to get the

girl and not her picture.

ls it so easy to get the girl..

..that l'd ask her

and she'd come along?

The picture has created a problem.

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