Sinyora Enrica ile Italyan Olmak Page #3

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You are 30 years old, you don't even

have a girlfriend to introduce to me...

And worst of all, you're not ashamed...

I'm still working but you come into

my house like a thief!

What are you then if you are not

a loser?

You are loser!

I warned you, didn't I?

Do not use that word for me again!

Let me go!

Let him go Giovanni! Let him go!

Please Giovanni!

That's enough!

Where did this idiot come from?

Ekin are you all right?

Ekin?

It's not over, Enrica!

What a nightmare!

What happened to me!

# "Meet me at the garage at 3 pm!"#

What timing...

Are you blind, woman!

How many more times do I have to tell

you not to put ads in my mailbox?

You maniac of a woman!

They will never send a postman to this

house again!

Go to hell!

They are my books.

Come on!

Come on in!

We used to use this place as a garage.

The bicycles used to stay here.

It turned into a warehouse that I started

to put the stuff not used stuff in years.

Now we are going to use this storage for

a good and useful purpose.

For you...

Pay attention! Italian is serious

business.

What are you doing, they are mine...

A school that doesn't even give books

but photocopies instead seems useless...

But If you tear them all

how will I learn Italian?

She's torn them all!

Anyway...

What you did last night was very brave.

I have to admit that I am impressed.

I am going to help you.

I will because you helped me.

I saw you.

I am talking about Valentina.

That Sicilian...

You like her, don't you?

That's what I'm going to help you with.

Come on give me a hand, let's

throw them all out.

Later we can move them all to

the storeroom downstairs.

You might have to change a bit.

Of course it won't be easy...

You have to become somebody that you

are noticed everywhere you enter...

You have to go through a

Renaissance.

Yes! Renaissance!

Leonardo Da Vinci, Michelangelo and

Signora Enrica!

Sounds good!

Let's take the books down...

There...

Signora!

This is...

- Pardon me!

- Is this you?

Give it to me!

Where did you get this?

I thought I destroyed them all...

How beautiful I was...

All of Rimini used to talk about me when

I went out...

And one day even...

Come on. You start painting.

You are at home. Aren't you

working today Signora Enrica?

We take shift, the season's changing

and the business is very slow nowadays.

Wake up young man! Time is for

working not for sleeping!

But it's only 7 am!

Even you don't care what I say!

Dirtbag!

If we really want to teach you Italian...

...we have to start from the beginning.

You also use the Latin alphabet

as far as I know...

Now start repeating after me,

and writing afterwards.

The Italian alphabet consists of

A, b, c, d...

...e, f, g...

Ta-vo-lo, se-dia, la-va-gna...

Repeat after me...

Ta-vo-lo.

Se-dia.

La-va-gna.

Don't make me crazy, stop saying

these like a Moroccan!

If we have such a hard time with

such a simple word...

No, it's not going to work like this!

You are going to read this

all day long!

I don't care if you understand anything

or not or if you get offended!

You're going to know this tale

word by word by the end of the day!

She is really nervous!

What is that? The whole house is filled

with a wonderful smell...

You are master in the kitchen.

You carried all of Rimini here again.

Don't say that, Signora Enrica.

I bought just a couple of things.

I couldn't really find anything

that suits my taste.

Everything is so expensive!

Anyway, I'll put these away...

She couldn't really find

anything that suits her taste!

The food is ready, are you

coming in, young man?

No. Thank you very much.

But why didn't she ask again?

You say no! She asks again and then

you say ok! I'm gonna starve!

These apples are nice.

Can I have some apples, please? If it's

not too much trouble for you!

Of course. A few apples.

Padre Giuseppe's mass is nice

isn't it?

Yes, his mass is always nice.

Maria? Is that you?

Hello Sister Pia, hi Sister

Giovanna. How are you?

Good, good...

Maria, Do you have any idea how

worried we are about you?

What happened?

I don't know, sisters!

I really don't know what to say!

I mean...

I am not sure yet if this is

my way or not. That's all.

Maria are you aware of what you

are saying?

I think I just need some time

Sister Giovanna

What are you planning to do

with that time?

Please excuse me. I really should go!

Forgive me!

- Go then! Go!

- But Maria!

I am sorry! I really must be

off now! See you later!

I swear they will never send a postman

this home again!

Get out of my way, bugger!

How are you, Italian?

I am fine, how are you Signora Enrica?

Fine!

Postman...

Yes, that was postman. Nothing to worry

about. They'll send a new one anyway.

Well done! It's obvious that

you are studying Italian!

But we're going to do an

exercise today.

This was our only entertainment at the

time? It's from my father...

I mean...

Are you sure that it works?

There you are.

My loyal channel...

How odd! This channel against all odds

keeps playing the classics through the years.

These are my the songs of

my youth.

Right hand will be around the waist...

...the other hand a little bit higher.

Shall we?

- I can't do it!

- Why?

Just for that?

Listen to me, young man!

If I tell you to dance, you will dance!

Do you understand?

And dance!

What is that?

Come on in.

How many times do you think we

should go to church per year?

Where in God's name are you

getting these questions from?

Did you come here for that?

Yes, I just wondered!

You just wondered that how many times

we should go to church per year?

- Don't you think it's a bit weird, too?

- What?

- I think it's weird.

- What Valentina? What is weird?

This is the first time I've seen her

like this since I came to this house.

- Let her do what she wants.

- Yes she can do what she wants but...

Come here and look at how

they are dancing.

You can't be serious.

I can't believe it!

They look so cool.

Yeah right!

Just like Miss Piggy and Kermit.

I have never seen her

this happy before.

See you!

Someone ripped out all my tomatoes!

- In the garden?

- Matto ate them all I bet!

Are you crazy, would a cat eat

tomatoes?

At our place in Sicily, cats eat

everything they can get.

Don't be ridiculous, cats

wouldn't eat tomatoes!

I guess there is a problem where you

come from. They eat them in my country.

That's enough!

Enough Valentina!

I can't take this now.

Whoever ate the tomatoes, I know what

to do if I ever catch him!

Signora!

Do you know what I found today?

What?

The treasures of the Vatican.

- The treasures of the Vatican?

- Wait!

I'll bring it!

Dear God, although I promised

myself a thousand times...

...I went into that shop again.

I can control everything but not my heart.

Give that to me! Valentina

please, give it back to me!

I beg you Valentina! Please, Valentina!

- No way!

- Give it to me!

Actually you should read this part;

I was just buying some fruit...

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