Sinyora Enrica ile Italyan Olmak Page #5

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We went to a bar one day...

...with llaria who was my best

friend then.

I had a few drinks, but...

...I didn't remember what it was.

Then I went upstairs to the toilet...

...which was at the end of the hall.

When I was on my way to the toilet,

I passed by a room...

I noticed the door to my left

was ope...

...All the way.

Inside there were some people having

a heated conversation about movies.

That's what I figured out from the

voices anyway...

I was just passing by when I realized

that they changed the subject...

...and started talking about me

instead.

I think, "Have you seen her? Have you

seen the one that just passed by"...

...or something like that...

They were talking about my b*obs?

Then I went to the toilet.

Afterwards, I went downstairs quickly

without looking around...

Like I heard nothing at all.

Then the bartender asked me

if I knew who was upstairs.

And I said I didn't care.

The bartender said, "Fellini!" And he

came down to ask about you just then.

He needs someone like you in his movie.

A grocery store owner or something...

I didn't really get it. "Someone with

big b*obs like you!" he said.

I was so young then of course.

I blushed all of a sudden.

That's so cool!

What did you do?

I ran outside.

I thought that bartender

was making it up all.

I didn't believe it!

Thinking of it now, how foolish I was.

I was such a fool.

Dann hrte ich dass Fellini tatschlich

dort einen Drehorte suchte.

Then I heard that Fellini actually was

there scouting locations for...

...and married an idiot!

How about the wine?

Wine?

I forgot about llaria and left

her behind, when I ran outside.

Just as she was leaving too,

the bartender asks her...

..."What shall I do with the wine that

Fellini sent for you?"

She grabs it hastily and

runs out after me.

I took it from her, after a long fight.

Then we never talked again.

Just because of this wine.

Signora, who is Fellini?

I wish I never asked!

This can't go on like this.

Something bad will happen

to my Fellini.

Now, even Fellini can't find it.

Promise, one day, if I die.

You never forgot did you?

Marlon Brando.

So!

Nothing! Read your stuff!

Why is the closet locked, Signora Enrica?

Don't worry, I chose a very good

Sicilian wine for you.

Is this called choosing now?

They are all the same. Just couldn't

finish them, whatever the source!

The source will soon be here,

don't worry.

What do you mean?

Valentina!

Has she called? Seriously?

She should come soon, her

graduation is soon.

Let's have a toast to this news,

shall we?

- Cheers.

- To Valentina's return...

Cheers in Turkish?

erefe

It's very hard... I give up...

It's almost done!

Please repeat after me.

No, I can't toast.

Well then.

The fish.

I wish there were a raki here now.

Who is he?

Raki is our wine.

I mean it's our traditional drink.

It gets white when mixed with

water and all.

It would be nice if we had

a glass of raki here, right now.

- Were you a drinker then?

- Of course I drink! And like a madman.

My God! It's L'Elisir D'Amour!

Sir, would you like to dance?

- Are you asking me to?

- Yes.

Let's dance.

What was that noise?

Welcome, son!

Italian!

You are taller than me. Can you

get that huge thing down please?

It's very interesting! Why are they

all full of holes like this?

Ok, this would fit you.

Come on, take it off.

No!

This is embarrassing!

- No! I am shy!

- I told you to take them off!

Good heavens!

You find it funny, don't you?

You still haven't told me why

they have holes in them?

Now you can speak Italian.

Now we have to find a name for you.

There's no need, I like my name.

Salvatore! How is it?

- I said I like my name! No Salvatore!

- Ok Salvatore is good!

Salvatore! Ok! Salvatore is good!

They have holes all over because

when I need a patch for my customers...

I had been using pieces from these.

Finally!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday Salvatore,

happy birthday to you.

- But how?

- I checked your passport once.

I'm speechless.

Do you like it?

Is this for me?

Thank you very much! This is amazing!

It's a race bike.

It's not like the others!

Don't you worry. I can handle it.

But what about cake?

Are you ready for the sea?

What sea? This bike is so cool.

How can you be in Rimini and

never go to the seaside.

Ok, but I don't have a bathing suit!

Don't worry, Signora Enrica

thinks of everything.

This is yours and put these

contact lenses on.

I'll help. Let's go!

Hey, come on! Aren't you going

to swim?

Go ahead. I'll come in in a minute.

How did you carry all that wine?

Come on Signora, there are enough

idiots in the world.

You scare me sometimes.

So, is Maria here?

She went long ago.

You were so mean to her.

I think she stayed too long.

Come on Signora Enrica!

If she is gonna be a nun...

Why not?

How about our Kermit?

- Who is Kermit?

- The stupid boy?

The one that kept stalking me and

stopping me in front of the billboards.

That's it.

Salvatore!

Salvatore?

Who is Salvatore?

Here I am.

Do you have a new student?

Hi Valentina!

But you...

Is it really?

Put them on here so we can see.

I'll let you know when I'm modelling.

Thank you, Signora Enrica.

This is unbelieveable.

I'm leaving Princess!

See you in the evening.

Ok handsome. I'll do the dishes.

But where is he going?

To another girl probably.

I can't count anymore.

I'm leaving too, Signora Enrica.

My bike is still in the garden isn't it?

Yes, right next to the garage.

What a cool bike this is.

How are you?

So so, how about you?

Not much to tell. What are you doing?

Nothing, riding my bike.

Obviously. Are you kidding?

You look just like a Sicilian

like this you know?

If you say so.

I arrived today.

How nice...

The journey was a little exhausting.

By the way I brought you wine,

did you see?

- No.

- Are you kidding?

No.

Listen, I will get my diploma

on Friday.

We're going to have a graduation party

at Lilliput. Would you like to come?

Maybe... I'll let you know.

See you later.

But you don't know where...

F*** off! Stop, goddamned thing!

Well done Salvatore!

You did a great job.

I mean if you don't believe me,

you can ask Signora Enrica.

So the famous "mamma li turchi"

saying comes from there.

- Exactly.

- You mean so old...

Your friend is very cool.

Why didn't you introduce him before?

Isn't he?

Come on Salvatore, I'll introduce you to

one of my closest friends.

I'm pleased to meet you all.

- We are too.

- We'll talk again if you're around.

- See you.

- See you.

- Hi.

- Hello.

- Let me introduce you, Salvatore.

- Nice to meet you.

- Me too.

- The honour is mine.

What a wonderful night, isn't it?

Did you have fun?

Yes, it was not so bad.

Do you know what? You look

Sicilian like this.

Sicilian? Yes.

You said that before.

Do you remember what you said to

me on that first night?

The one in

front of the billboard...

- Yes.

- I see.

That was just rubbish.

It was like the Goddess of love.

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