Sister Act Page #24

Eddie comes down the steps, glances back at the convent,

smiles to himself, then crosses the street to his car.

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INT. CHAPEL

Christy and the choir stare at the collection plate that

is filled with money.

CHRISTY:

Jackpot! Two buckets

MARY PATRICK:

This is so exhilarating! All week long,

I can't wait till Sunday, when we sing.

MARY ROBERT:

I'd rather sing than do anything!

MARY PATRICK:

It's better than ice cream.

MARY ROBERT:

It's better than springtime.

CHRISTY:

It's better than sex!

Everyone looks at Christy with astonishment.

CHRISTY:

(catching herself)

I imagine.

Everyone's attention suddenly turns to Bishop O'Hara as he

approaches.

O'HARA

Better and better, Sisters, you are

truly an inspiration. And I bear

gladsome tidings.

The choir gathers around O'Hara with curiosity.

O'HARA

I've kept the Cardinal informed of your

progress in the neighborhood. He has

been most impressed. And he has invited

you to attend a special evening Mass at

St. Matthew's Cathedral on Sunday night1

to sing for the Council of Cardinals.

The choir reacts with an excited buzz: "The Council of

Cardinals!", "What shall we sing?", etc.

Mother Superior appears, from the center aisle.

MOTHER SUPERIOR:

That is indeed glorious news, Bishop. We

will be honored to appear.

(MORE)

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MOTHER SUPERIOR (CONT'D)

And on such an occasion, I feel a

completely traditional program will be

best.

CHRISTY:

What do you mean?

MOTHER SUPERIOR:

The council of Cardinals is perhaps the

most esteemed body in the entire Catholic

church. They command the utmost respect.

Your more... secular entertainment would

be wholly out of place.

MARY PATRICK:

But, Reverend Mother -- everyone loves

our new style.

MARY ROBERT:

It's brought people back to the church.

CHRISTY:

Isn't that why we were asked to sing for

those Cardinals?

MOTHER SUPERIOR:

I believe this can be settled by a

simple vote.

CHRISTY:

A vote?

MOTHER SUPERIOR:

Of course. Mary Clarence, a convent is

not a totalitarian state. Most major

decisions are made by the membership as a

whole. A membership that, I am certain,

will vote in a rational and pious manner.

All those in favor of allowing Mary

Clarence to select a program?

All the nuns look at one another. Then, slowly, one by

one, they all raise their hands.

Mother Superior is pure steel at this moment; her

expression betrays no emotion. Christy, on the other hand,

is quite confused.

CHRISTY:

But... wait a minute...

MOTHER SUPERIOR:

The majority has spoken.

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BISHOP O'HARA

Reverend Mother, as always, you are a

true leader. Gracious and understanding.

MARY ROBERT:

It will be wonderful, Reverend Mother.

You'll see.

MARY LAZARUS:

(gesturing to Christy)

She's a pro.

CHRISTY:

What?

MOTHER SUPERIOR:

I am certain the presentation will be a

great success. Congratulations, Mary

Clarence. And congratulations to you

all.

The nuns cheer, and cluster around Christy, chattering

about the upcoming concert, as Mother Superior strides off.

INT. MOTHER SUPERIOR'S OFFICE - DAY

Seated at her desk, Mother Superior glances up as Christy

enters.

CHRISTY:

You sent for me?

MOTHER SUPERIOR:

You have a phone call.

Mother Superior continues with her paperwork as Christy

picks up the phone.

CHRISTY:

Hello?

EDDIE'S VOICE

Good news, kid. I pulled a few strings

the judge has agreed to move the trial

up. We'll be in court in a couple of

days.

With mixed emotions, Christy speaks softly.

CHRISTY:

That soon?

Mother Superior is a very interested eavesdropper.

EDDIE'S VOICE

Forty-eight hours -- and you'll be a

free woman.

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CHRISTY:

Great. That's good to hear.

EDDIE'S VOICE

Hey, don't thank me or anything.

CHRISTY:

Right, right -- thanks.

Christy hangs up the phone. She looks at Mother Superior.

CHRISTY:

Hey -- your prayers have been answered.

I'm leaving. In just a couple of days.

MOTHER SUPERIOR:

Really. Well, that makes two of us.

CHRISTY:

What?

MOTHER SUPERIOR:

I have submitted my resignation to

Bishop O'Hara. Privately. I have asked

to be relocated as soon as possible.

CHRISTY:

But -- why?

MOTHER SUPERIOR:

I must go where I can be of use.

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