Sivaji Page #3

Without bribing you can't

even build a toilet

I don't require your help!

I am educated!

I'll follow all the rules,

fill a million forms.

I won't pay bribes but

I'll get the approvals!

- Grab that bottle!

- Don't get emotional!

We shouldn't anger these people!

We'll get into troubles!

It would be a nuisance!

He's a fraud!

Don't be scared of him!

- Leave that bottle!

- You're not giving it to me for nothing!

This is the consulting fees

for wasting my time!

Then, what about the liquor you consumed?

- That's my service charge!

- You cheats!

I know, you'll come back

to me someday!

Get lost, you bald head!

Never.

This looks like a violation!

Is the valuation FoB or ClF?

The valuation is wrong!

Your construction is not

in the institutional zone!

A zone conversion should be done!

Because it is outside city limits,

get an NoC from the Tasildhar!

You can't build more than 4 floors here!

Read the Establishment of Medical

College Regulations (2000)

Have you got the RBl clearance

to bring funds into India?

We require a legal opinion

on the sale deed!

only the Central Government

is authorised to do this!

Ensure this is covered under CRZ.

Where is Form 1 part 136?

ls it under the Gupta scheme?

Even if you provide all documents...

...they'll find fault in something!

We have two options

one is to pay them off

or to drop the project!

Nothing will happen here

unless we pay them

Didn't I say that you would

come back to me?

- We were waiting for you!

- Please come!

- Please come.

- Mr. Alpanayagam (Greedy one)!

- No, Aasainayagam (Desirous one)!

- Isit 'Aasai'?

Take okay, camera off.

- Isthis being recorded?

- Just fun!!?

Please come!

- Have it!

- Cash? No thanks.

Such an honest person!

It is risky to accept cash

I've ordered a necklace at Prince Jewellery

Please pay in the name of Jamuna

- How much should we pay for

Jamuna madam?- What's this!

I meant how much should

we pay for her necklace

- Have it?

- What about that?

About the girl? She is in Suite 35

Superb number! lf we add it up,

it would make 8

If I call, the cops will be here on a raid

Take the room key!

They've really made me a broker!

This university construction should be

finished in 6 months' time

Yes, it would!

- Some good news!

- What?

- The family girl whom we saw at

the temple, she is Tamilselvi!- Isit?

- She is a graduate in Tamil Literature.

- Very good!

That's why she's employed in

Adyar Musicals as a sales girl!

- Her house is at Velachery!

- You're great! Come, let's go right away!

If we go suddenly like this,

she'll drive us out!

- I've another way for that!

- What is that?

My own way!

Cops alone can't stop

burglary or murders!

The public should support us!

Burglars normally come to

homes in the guise of,,,

,,,telephone servicemen,

sales representatives or census staff

lf you suspect anyone, talk to them

casually and lock them in a room,,,

...and call us at 2484-8100

We would come & arrest them!

Who are you?

officers

What officers?

Assistant enumeration officer

from Election Commission of India.

I'll explain to you!

We're here to do family

planning for all of you

We've come to check the

voters' list for Voters' lD

He is very strict!

lf you suspect anyone, talk to them

casually and lock them in a room,,,

What are you staring at?

Go inside!

Please come in!

Who is the head of the family?

- That's me, Ramalingam.

- Your age?

- 48

- Female head of the family?

- That's me, Jothi.

- Age?

42 and half.

- There is a chick in your house.

Ask her to come!- Chick?

Ask your daughter to come!

Why should she come?

Ask me whatever you want!

- I'll give the details!

- I can't do that!

I should see her in person!

Else, it would be a fake voters' list!

- Ask her to come!

- Because we're very strict!

Those guys look suspicious, dear!

You talk to him! I'll take care of the rest!

Stop ogling at her!

Start.

- Your sweet name?

- Tamilselvi

- Age?

- 21

- Size?

- 7

- Seven?

- Size of my footwear!

- oh God! Mom, what is this?

- Can you cook?

Can you make spicy sauce?

Where are you going?

- To the toilet.

- Get lost!

You can also accompany him!

No need to hurry! Take your own time!

Meanwhile, we'll get her details!

We'll get the family details!

- What is it?

- Two burglars are at our home.

- Inform the cops.

- Don't worry. I'll take care.

- Can you sing?

- Do you require all this for the voters' list?

They've added all these

- Don't ask questions!

We're strict officers. Just sing!

- Mom!!

- Sing something!

Sing dear!

He's a mischievous boy!

Lord Krishna is a mischievous boy!

Stop it! How long will Lord Krishna

be mischievous?

- Can you dance?

- Show us a small performance!

oh mom! What's all this?

Just show them a tiny performance!

- They'll come now

- Who?

Her uncle!

Ask him to come! Lord Krishna,

ho stole my heart,,,- Stop it!

- Do something new!

- Latest?

Come...come dear...

Come,,,come near me, my dear,,,

Come to me, my dear,,,

My life is yours,

rule over it, my King,,,

Merge yourself ith me,,,

oh God! We're not thieves!

It's all a mistake.

Shut up! That day, you escaped

from the temple!

Please sign the FlR.

I'll thrash them!

- Daddy

- Sivaji!

- Hey you!

- Uncle has come

- Why have you arrested my son?

Who do you think he is?

A great computer engineer.

He has come from the US

He is worth 2.5 billions!

This is his certificate.

This is his passport, his credit card

and his green card,

A green card is equivalent

to a ration card!

- Are you alright?

- The cell didn't even have a fan

Shut up!

Why did you try your con

impersonating enumeration officers?

We didn't try to con them...

We went to enquire about her!

What is all this?

I've developed a liking for her.

I wanted to know all about her!

But he came up with this stupid idea! Nuts!

Is he attracted to her?

This is what we were hoping for!

Aren't you her parents? Get up!

Hey man! Get up!

Go. Get coffee for everyone!

- Also ask him to get some

auspicious things!- Get everything!

There is nobody in this station.

We belong to Dharmapuri.

We don't bother about caste

and we don't accept dowry.

Is this a police station

or a marriage hall?

Most of the love marriages

are made in police stations.

Don't waste time in tension.

Bring a calendar & we'll fix a date.

All the expenses are ours and the marriage

ceremony will follow Tamil traditions.

- Will you breast feed your baby?

- What kind of question is this?

What if she feeds it some baby food!

The baby's health is important, isn't it?

I breast fed my child for 5 years.

He doesn't look breast fed...

He looks caffeine fed!

Why did you make me

so dark-skinned mom?

If you were fair, you'd get dirty, son.

That's why.

Marriage will at the next auspicious date.

It will be held at Sir Raja Muthaiah hall.

- Stop it! Are you all mad or

do we look like crazy people?- Yes.

What? Your contact is not good.

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