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...this has been

one of the fiercest riots...

Good evening ladies

and gentlemen...

with me in the studio tonight

are the Academician Hadzi Tankosic

and Miss Lidija Lukic, the president

of the Serbian branch of the

Foundation Against

Juvenile Delinquency.

...the protesters, in turn,

have responded with bricks

and stones, and...

The general public is shocked

by reports of hooliganism

on the streets.

Before we judge them,

let's think a little

about the conditions in which

those children grew up.

Milosevic was on one side, while on

the other there was the wars,

the destruction and global

Serbophobia.

You're talking about the wars, the

crises, the destructions, Milosevic.

But I'd say, professor,

that you and your colleagues

were singing heroic poetry

while seeing Milosevic off

to the those same wars.

But first, let's see the report.

Things got outta control and when

a policeman came to help...

...was hit by a... from...

...shots were fired...

If you ask people about me,

one thing they'll all confirm

is that Novica never...

...miscalculated.

If I could choose, go back,

I'd do everything

the same way again.

Bro!

Hey!

You can't hear me, or what?

What?

The fifth?

Cauchy-Schwarz.

Inequality.

Write it down.

Name?

Novica Marjanovic

Well, Marjanovic,

your paper's torn.

I miscalculated something

so I tore it off.

I see. But, these are not

the problems from your group.

You're a good matematician.

Tell me, who were you helping

and I'll let you

finish your test.

So?

Stanislav.

Leave the classroom, both of you.

But you said...

I lied.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Marjanovic!

Where are you going?

I'm done. Already?

The problems were easy.

Firstly, they were not. Secondly,

didn't we have an agreement?

The competition lasts two hours,

so you sit for two hours

checking the results.

If you've missed only one minus...

I was disqualified.

For what?

Well, the professor accused me

of helping others.

Helping whom?

Helping whom?

Some girl?

Relja.

If you'd needed money,

I could've lent you some.

It wasn't for money.

What for then?

He's a good friend.

I'd never say you would fall

for that shaved poser.

He'll find his way around,

trust me...

...much better than you will.

As far as I'm concerned,

we'll keep practicing

as if you'd passed to the

Republic Competition.

Good afternoon.

Novica,

A Zen problem:
A Buddhist monk

gets a task from his teacher

to meditate for exactly 45 minutes.

He hasn't got a watch,

just two scented sticks

which burn exactly one hour each,

...but at different speeds.

How is the monk going to measure

exactly the 45 minutes he needs

for the meditation?

I think we should join Al-Qaeda.

They're trained in Palestine,

there's much to see there. Also,

we can shot as much as we like,

we can learn how to

plant explosives.

You know, eventually,

if we sacrifice ourselves,

we're in for eternal life in Jannah

where we'll enjoy 72 virgins

for thousands of years. A couple

of centuries with each of them.

They'd have to do whatever we say

Because by then we'll be Shahids.

Dude!

You saved me, you know.

I'll f*** that Hebrew b*tch

for thowing us out!

She must be a Jew- you've seen

the bump on her nose?

Listen, man. I'm taking you

to a lecture tomorrow.

I can see you can think.

Just wear something appropriate,

something black.

Screw that kids' fashion.

And here, read this.

Be a good boy.

But let's be serious,

the Third Reich certainly made

some mistakes,

gone to some extremes

that cannot be approved

by a civilized person.

But, brothers and sisters,

let's look at where we are today.

Why are you dressed like an idiot?

Hasn't Global Zionism already archived

all those dark goals foreseen

by the late Adolf Hitler?

This guy looks like a Nazi from

the Indiana Jones movies!

Oh, shut the f*** up! Look who's

in charge of global capital.

Look who's governing world culture,

waging all the wars and holding

the world in their grasp?

The Jews in the

American administration!

Freak... masked by the

so-called "united market"...

Will you be quiet?

Why?

First, this man is a member

of the Academy of Sciences...

...and one of the Serbia's greatest

intellectuals. Oh, cut the crap.

They are creating a new world!

A world of new global slavery!

They are turning nations

into mindless beehives.

I'm leaving, man. If you like this

Hitlerjugend crowd, you can stay.

I don't give a sh*t.

Go get high, who cares.

We're been left alone... Gathered

around our national hearth

...to defend what's rightfully ours.

See? No politically correct crap.

Man has some serious ideas

on how to make things work

in this f***ed up society.

And who was that geek?

Mirko? He's my cousin...

Some pothead, huh?

No, he just sometimes...

Sometimes? Get serious!

Never trust the f***ing addicts.

They lie like dogs.

Came here to provoke us?

Brave kid...

Tomorrow I'm taking you to

the match. FC Radnik vs. Novi Pazar!

Well, I'm not really

into football...

Who gives a flying f***

'bout football?

We're going just to kick

some gangsta ass!

Pufta's gangters?

Yes. How do you know that?

When that football player's

leg was cut off...

They attacked me and my friend

the other day...

Wait, maybe you know her,

she's also a Radnik fan...

Those c*nts. Picking on

girls now, eh? Bastards.

You'll see our crew.

True Serbs, good kids.

Never would hit somebody weaker.

Unless he's a queer. Or a Jew.

Or Albanian?

Yes, well. Or a Croat.

Or Muslim?

Oh, not that, never...

We really love Muslims...

F*** you,

Turkish Muslim sons of b*tches!

Boo, you p*ssy, I'll f*** you hard,

you Muslim motherf***er!

Go back to where you came from,

you cocksucking bastard...

"KNIFE, WIRE, SREBRENICA!

KNIFE, WIRE, SREBRENICA!"

"BALD PUSSIES,

BALD PUSSIES!"

D'ya see the freak over there?

Those are Pufta's hillbillies,

he brought them to the stand

as his own private army,

as if he's got supporters

behind his back so he can f***

the club form the inside.

"YOUR DAD'S FROM A DUMPSTER!"

Is that Jomla from school!?

Fat c*nt!

For f***'s sake I've got no idea what

to do anymore to make them scared.

Did you see that idiot?

Won't play in Chechenya.

Yes, boss, the Russian League

is strong, but...

I really don't like the city.

Bring that over here.

Put it here.

You see this instrument?

It's your pal Nyegomir's

working instrument.

The c*nt wanted to transfer to

FC "Kosancic".

That wasn't so nice now, was it?

Listen,

the Skinheads are causing trouble,

making a mess at the stadium,

chasing people away. It's bad for

the business. We'll deal with it.

Oh, good morning superstar!

Serbian Mother Theresa!

Got hurt watching your Mistress's

latest leaked video, huh?

Listen, sweetheart.

In the end I decided to sell

you that player, Nyegomir.

But in increments. Bye, sweetheart.

"PUFTA'S A THIEF,

PUFTA'S A FAG!"

"WE'LL F*** YOUR FAT SON,

AND YOUR SLUT MOM..."

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