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that you're willing to

risk your life for them.

Thank you, dear brother.

Okay.

All right, let's cut the bromance

and walk through the plan.

When the creature comes for Curtis,

- we lure it to...

- Curtis:
The bug zapper.

Inspired by your suggestion, Curtis,

and Piper's improvised stun gun.

It's now been modified to an EAED.

Electrified alien entrapment device.

120 volts of shock and awe.

[electricity zapping]

Enough to contain, but

hopefully, not enough to kill.

I'm on power, Piper's entrapment.

Curtis is bait.

- [buzzing]

- [whooshing]

Places.

- [zipping]

- [beep]

Piper:
Curtis, I know

it's gonna take a lot

to make you a believer.

Just hang in there with me

a little longer.

Curtis:
It's not that I don't

believe you, it's just...

It's hard to believe.

[thudding]

- [screeching]

- [screaming]

You're going the wrong way.

[screaming]

[panting]

Lead him back toward the trap.

I'm trying!

Head south.

Which way is south?

Behind you!

[sighing]

I'm coming back.

Get ready.

[screeching]

[screaming]

Watch out!

[grunting]

Ira:
Man down.

I lost visual.

[rustling]

Piper:
Curtis, don't move.

Hey, Cyclops.

Man's Voice:
You've been roasted.

You've been roasted.

You've been roasted.

Welcome to my world.

[screeching]

You just paid the piper.

[electricity zapping]

We did it.

Turn it off.

[screeching]

- Piper:
Is it dead?

- Ira:
No.

Stunned.

This is proof that we're not alone.

You a believer now, Curtis?

Curtis?

[grunting] Yeah. Yeah, over here.

I'm fine.

Piper:
I'll grab the cage,

you grab Curtis.

[gasping]

[screeching]

[groaning]

[grunting]

- Piper!

- Come on.

[groaning]

[panting]

I thought I lost you.

I'm not going anywhere, buddy.

Why do you think it left?

Maybe it got what it came for.

Are you a believer now, Curtis?

Well, I believe...

that something very weird chased me.

Probably a mutant bobcat.

And the helicopter, I admit,

it was a bit dramatic.

It's been an unprecedented week

here at the Podcast.

From mysterious scratches

to disembodied moans

to lights above the forest.

According to the Wildwood Gazette,

there was military testing last night.

Or was there?

It seems every time

something unusual happens,

there's always a logical explanation.

Or is there?

Thank you to everyone

who willingly or

unwillingly participated.

Remember, we need your help.

Together, we can find the answers.

So, if you see anything unusual,

indescribable,

or you just get that feeling

that something isn't right...

please feel free to tweet,

snap, Instagram, or email us.

Better yet,

reach out the old fashioned

way and give us a call.

[phone rings]

Piper:
And always remember

as you look skyward

into this vast universe of ours,

you are not alone.

Because here at UFO Radio,

we believe.

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