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twice as many beers to get drunk.
So not only do you have a drunk
on your hands...
but you got a drunk
who's fat and gross.
There's nothing worse. So if you want
real beer, you have two choices:
A, the state-run liquor store.
You see,
you can buy regular beer here.
There are all of three stores
in Salt Lake City to buy it.
And their hours suck. Oppression.
Also, these were the only places to buy
any alcohol outside of private clubs.
Who can afford those,
except for guys like my dad?
Don't. Quit it. Stop.
Knock it off. Come on. Don't do that.
So what do they call you?
Do you have a nickname?
- Ah, they do. Yeah.
- TLM?
- The long man?
- Third leg material?
You could get whiskey, gin, wine.
Here's where they kept it.
And here's the worst part.
IDs, boys.
See, this teller
is not just a teller.
He's a cop. This guy right there,
he's a f***ing cop.
So we buy a beer, and this guy's
callin' a squad car to follow us home.
'Cause one look at us, and he knows,
"Gosh, those guys are gonna be trouble."
Now, Bob and I may not be innocent...
but we are usually
pretty law-abiding, usually.
On this occasion,
we had done absolutely nothing wrong.
We looked suspicious, yes,
but in all the years of pre-law...
I uncovered a lot of contradictions
in the system...
but I had found nothing
that told me looking suspicious...
was a crime in and of itself.
Come on.
Just give me a shot.
- Okay?
- There you go! Come on.
But this was not about the law.
This was about rednecks.
So the battle continued.
Who's to blame 'em?
The cops were rednecks,
our mortal enemies...
worse than mods, rockers or posers.
So we took our beatings when we could.
But in this complex world of fascism
that was Utah state policy...
we had only one choice
if we wanted real beer.
Choice B, Wyoming.
The state line
was one hour and one half...
a short ride to Evingston, Wyoming...
where you could get booze
like a free man...
like boozers used to go to Canada
for the poison during Prohibition.
So we rode that morning
before the party with Eddie.
Eddie wasn't an anarchist.
He wasn't really even a punk.
Eddie was into women.
But not in a macho, jerky kind of way.
He was a true romantic.
He had his ass beat several times
for being gay, which he was not.
Imagine.
Fag-bashed without the benefits.
I couldn't give a sh*t what the rednecks
in this town think about me.
I know I'm not gay. Ladies know I'm not.
I have no problem with gay guys.
As a matter of tact, they are
some ot the coolest guys I know.
The only reason
it's not because they wanna tight me.
It's 'cause they wanna f*** me.
I don't know, man.
It somebody called me somethin'
that I wasn't, I could see getting mad.
The problem with somebody
giving you sh*t about being gay...
it's not that they're wrong about you,
it's that they're giving you sh*t.
- Get it?
- So do you like this music, man?
Yeah. It rocks.
- I think it's tor posers.
- Well, I think you're a tag.
- F*** you.
- F*** yourselt. You'll get more p*ssy.
If looking the way we did in Utah
was unusual...
in Wyoming, affectionately
called the Cowboy State...
we were f***ing aliens.
What the hell are you?
We come from the east
in search ot the Messiah.
We tollowed that big star.
Yeah, we bring gold
and trankincense.
- Myrrh.
- Myrrh.
- You do what?
- Followed the star.
Oh, my God. Who let you boys
out ot the state institute?
We'd better get you boys
back in the hospital.
No. It's all right, man.
We're from England.
- England?
- Yeah.
That's right. That's probably why
we seem so weird to you, man.
England, huh?
Well, that explains it, I guess.
You boys enjoying your stay here
in the good ol' U.S. of A.?
Sure thing.
It's a great land.
- What the hell is that?
- It's all right, Mother.
They're from England.
Oh, that figures, don't it?
What the hell did they do
to your hair?
My God,
you look like a gol-durned Indian!
It was a medical experiment,
but he's gonna be okay.
You poor boy.
That's how come
there's so many floods and earthquakes.
There is a curse on the land.
- The end is at hand.
- That's so true.
Excuse me, ma'am, but there have been
floods and earthquakes...
since the beginning ot time, dude.
That is so, but never have so many
of Satan's tollowers...
been amassed on the Earth
as there are now.
And the Scripture states clearly...
that Satan's tollowers
will be in the majority...
and then God
will raise His head...
and tire will spew
from His snout...
and vengeance will burn
in His eyes.
You have not seen such fury
like the wrath ot God.
So you guys have lots
of devil worshipers around these parts?
Oh, more than ever.
They bear the mark.
- Amen.
- Well, what about World War II?
The Nazis were as good as Satan's army,
and the world didn't end then.
Yeah, dude.
What about the Nazis?
I don't see Nazis
as devil worshipers.
Oh, you don't?
I see 'em more like
a gathering ot people.
What? What did...
What's this about a mark?
You guys said something about a mark.
The mark will be on all ot them.
- The mark. Father!
- Oh, my God!
- I tear you, Father!
- Oh, my God!
- My padre!
- Oh, my God!
Oh, sh*t!
- Go, go, go!
- Told you those boys were trouble.
Oh, sh*t!
The Wyoming folk...
Well, they were okay, I guess.
Just confused like the rest of us.
But Nazis always pissed us off.
There were a few Nazi punks in town.
I don't know what these guys wanted.
They had the shaved heads and arm bands.
Rebellion is one thing.
That I understood.
But there are some things
that are just sacred.
Not to mention that anarchy,
a systemless society that I wanted...
no government, no rules... that was
the complete opposite of Nazi fascism.
So we kicked the sh*t out of these kids
every chance we could.
And that was that.
Hi, my name's Eddie.
You exist in a world ot dreams, Bob.
You know, I was just sitting over there
in that chair in the corner.
I didn't really teel the particular urge
to talk to anybody...
and then I saw you
walk in the room.
You are like a treasure.
I have found a treasure.
Something came over me... this urge
to come over here and talk to you.
I am Aladdin,
and this is my lamp.
I wished for you,
and here you are.
You're like a poet, dude.
No, it's you who are the poet.
Your face is like Ginsberg...
or Wilde or even Hawthorne.
Great tucking party! F***, yeah!
What are you?
I'm an ant
staring up at a human being.
I wait with great intensity
to be squashed by you.
You want to...
Who the tuck threw that?
Great tuckin' party!
The fight. What does it mean,
and where does it come from? An essay.
Homo sapiens. A man.
He is alone in the universe.
A punker. Still a man.
He is alone in the universe.
But he connects. How?
They hit each other. Ooh!
No clearer way to evaluate
whether or not you're alive.
Now, complications.
A reason to fight:
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