Smokey and the Bandit Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1977
- 96 min
- 4,573 Views
Bandit is on the C.B.
BANDIT:
(into mike)
Hot Pants, I got no choice. I gotta
make a run to Texarkana. Over.
WOMAN'S VOICE
(over CB)
But you been promising to take me
for three weeks.
BANDIT:
(into mike)
Baby, I...
MALE VOICE:
(over CB)
Break. Break.
WOMAN'S VOICE
(over CB)
Yeah, breaker; come on.
MALE VOICE:
(over CB)
Hot Pants, this here is Sugar Man.
I'll take you to the show tonight.
Pick you up at seven. How am I hitting
you?
WOMAN'S VOICE
(over CB)
Bull's-eye, Sugar Man. Bandit?
BANDIT:
(into mike)
Yeah?
WOMAN'S VOICE
(over CB)
Go sit on a cold carrot.
Bandit looks at the mike and we:
CUT TO:
RESIDENTIAL STREET - DAY
Bandit's truck pulls to a stop in front of a small white
clapboard house.
CUT TO:
A FEW MINUTES LATER - INSIDE THE HOUSE
Most of the furniture is old and what isn't, is covered with
plastic. No fancy carpets or objects d'art. On the coffee
table is an open, colorfully illustrated Bible. A blonde
wood television set sits in a corner of the room. There are
a lot of toy trucks lying around and over the mantel is an
oil painting of a fancy eighteen-wheeler with an epitaph
under it reading: "I'd rather be a truck driver, than be a
millionaire..."
Bandit is trying to get into the bedroom, but his path is
being blocked by a faded Georgia beauty lost somewhere in
her thirties. Waynette Snow.
BANDIT:
(trying to get past
her)
Goddamn, Waynette; you sure do look
foxy today. If you weren't already
married, I'd...
WAYNETTE:
Don't give me that horseshit, Bandit.
You ain't seeing him.
BANDIT:
(determined)
Yes, I am.
WAYNETTE:
(equally determined)
No, you ain't.
A scrawny little Kid runs through the room, followed by an
even scrawnier mutt.
SCRAWNY KID:
Hi, Uncle Bandit.
WAYNETTE:
(turning to Kid)
He ain't your damn uncle and get
that mutt outta here. He just peed
all over my hot curlers!
Bandit takes the moment to slide past Waynette and duck into
the bedroom.
THE BEDROOM:
is dark. The venetian blinds are drawn. Bandit hurries into
the room with Waynette still hollering in the b.g.
He passes a French Provincial dresser with a small fleet of
model trucks on top and crosses to a Lump sleeping face down
on a double bed.
BANDIT:
(shaking the Lump)
Cledus.
CLEDUS:
(not moving)
No.
BANDIT:
(shaking him again)
Wake up, man; I just got us a hot
run for big bucks.
Bandit goes to the closet and begins tossing clothes onto
the bed.
CLEDUS:
(slowly rolling over)
Whadda we have to do -- kidnap the
Pope?
BANDIT (O.S.)
(from closet)
How'd you know?
He comes out of the closet with the rest of the clothes and
tosses them on the bed, then crosses to the dresser drawer
and throws a pair of socks and underwear at Cledus.
BANDIT:
Look, all we gotta do is make a run
to Texarkana...
(under his breath)
...in twenty-eight hours.
Cledus Snow slowly comes up from under the covers and we get
our first glimpse of him. He's thirty-three, but you'd never
take him for a day under forty. Trucker all the way. He's
wearing boxer shorts and an undershirt. As he reaches across
to the nightstand and puts on a pair of glasses:
CLEDUS:
Twenty-eight hours! You're outta
your gord.
BANDIT:
Is that any way to talk to your ole
partner?
(pulling back blanket)
Look, it's only nine hundred miles
each way.
CLEDUS:
(figuring quick)
That means we gotta average ninety-
four miles per.
(lying back down)
Forget it.
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