Smokey and the Bandit Page #7
- PG
- Year:
- 1977
- 96 min
- 4,573 Views
BANDIT:
All sound reasons for matrimony.
KATE:
Look, I'm a twenty-eight year old
hoofer who spends most of her time
with fags. Besides, I'm impulsive.
It runs in the family. We're all
crazy. Mind if I smoke?
(lights a cigarette)
Anyway, today was the 'bid day.' But
as I was walking down the aisle, I
realized this is total insanity.
What am I going to do in Texas the
rest of my life? I can't marry Jerry
Jeff. I mean, we're eventually gonna
have to talk. So, halfway down the
aisle, I turned and split. You think
I'm nuts, right?
BANDIT:
Absolutely not. In fact, I picked up
a bride yesterday; except she was a
singer.
Suddenly, Cledus interrupts over the CB.
CLEDUS:
Bandit I, do you copy?
BANDIT:
(picking up mike)
This is Bandit I, come back.
Cledus on the CB.
CLEDUS:
(into mike)
Who's the broad? Over.
Bandit turns to the Girl.
KATE:
Kate McConnell.
BANDIT:
(into mike)
Kate McConnell. Sweet, shy... well-
dressed. I'm giving her a lift to
the next waterhole.
CLEDUS:
(into mike)
Listen, pardner; this ain't no time
to be getting laid.
KATE:
(into mike)
Believe me, that won't be a problem.
CUT TO:
BANDIT II:
Cledus replaces the CB mike and slips Red Simpson's
"Motivatin' Man" into the tape deck.
CLEDUS:
Never fails. Bandit gets a chick. I
get...
He looks over at Fred, who's now passed out in the passenger
seat.
CUT TO:
as a pair of plyers rip it off the side of a car and we EASE
BACK to see:
KATE'S ABANDONED CAMARO
still parked along the Arkansas Highway -- now almost
completely stripped by the THREE KIDS in the Van. The car is
up on jacks, as one of the Kids, rolls the last of the four
tires to the rear of the Van. Another kid dumps the chrome
stripping into the cab, while the third, unscrews the radio.
NEW ANGLE:
As a TEXAS SHERIFF'S CAR skids to a stop behind them. SHERIFF
BUELL CLAYTON climbs out. Fifty. Ruggedly handsome. An
imposing figure.
CLAYTON:
Hey!
The Kids freeze, as the Sheriff strides up to them.
FIRST KID:
(pleading)
I swear to God, officer; the car
was. already like this, we were just
trying to...
But Sheriff Clayton doesn't even notice they've stripped
down the entire car. He's got other problems.
CLAYTON:
Did you see the gal who was driving?
She was wearing a wedding dress.
They all nod, still shaking in their jeans.
SECOND KID:
(eagerly)
Yes, sir. She got into a cherry-
looking Cobra.
CLAYTON:
You get a look at the driver?
FIRST KID:
No, but he had Georgia plates. BAN-
ONE.
Clayton turns on his heels and leaps back into the Sheriff's
car, muttering to himself. He jams it into gear and peels
out in a cloud of dust.
The kids exchange bewildered looks, then immediately go back
to stripping the Camaro.
CUT TO:
INSIDE BANDIT I - BANDIT AND KATE
Bandit watching the road. Kate watching Bandit.
KATE:
Why're you driving so fast?
BANDIT:
I gotta get back to Atlanta in
thirteen hours.
KATE:
Why? You have a bowling date?
BANDIT:
Cute. No, 'cause no one's ever made
it from Atlanta to Texarkana and
back in twenty-eight hours.
KATE:
Who'd want to?
BANDIT:
I never looked at it that way.
(then)
You ask a lot of questions.
KATE:
Why are you doing this obviously
macho feat?
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