Smooth Talk Page #2

I'm Stan.

She says she likes your style.

Don't mind them.

I don't if you don't.

Well, we'll be keeping

our eyes on you, Stan.

I guess I better watch out, then.

I guess you better.

Bye, Jill.

- Bye, girls.

- Bye, Stan.

So cool.

Stan, baby!

Look up! Look!

Oh, my God!

Those guys have buns.

- You can't see their buns from here.

- Honey, I have x-ray vision.

Anyway, you got Stan.

Jesus.

- How are you?

- Good, how are you doing?

Oh, my God, hold on to me, Jill.

I'm catching on fire!

Connie, you are a disgrace.

But a lot of laughs.

- Plan A.

- Come on, plan A.

You're supposed to point, Jill.

Come on! Excuse me.

- Laura!

- Come on!

All right, ready?

Come on, hurry up.

I like this one.

Do you like this one?

That one is really nice.

Do you think your dad

would like this one?

Yeah.

My dad would love it!

That's really a good idea.

It's really perfect for him.

How about this one?

That is great! You know

who would love that is John.

- Or maybe Bill.

- Bill would think it's wonderful.

- It would look really good on him.

- May I help you girls decide?

We're just looking,

thank you.

Don't even talk to me.

Are you gonna

leave your hair to science...

You chicks looking for us?

'Cause we can handle all three of you.

Don't you want some ice cream?

I heard you want some ice cream.

I don't want any ice cream.

She really hates ice cream.

We came here to shop.

Sure, you did.

How about some coffee?

Tea? Ice water?

Smoke a joint?

We'll go with you.

We'll help you shop.

Oh, my God, Connie,

the roller and the pan!

Your mother's gonna kill you!

Oh, my God.

And she's down here.

She's in the store down here.

I'm gonna throw up.

What a pair of perverts.

Did you ever see such perverts?!

Did you see the guy with the muscles?

Did you check out that total burl?

- He oughta be kept in a cage!

- What a fag!

You girls are going to have to go

someplace else to make your noises.

You're disturbing our customers.

Oh, God.

We're terribly sorry, madam.

We came to shop, really.

Yes, we did.

In fact... Yeah,

I need a briefcase for my office.

Get out.

This is not an amusement park.

This line is so slow.

We're never gonna get in.

I don't even know

what movie to go see.

Your sister said

theater number two.

My sister?

What's so wrong with her?

Are you kidding?

If I had an old maid like that

living at home, I'd just be so ashamed.

I feel sorry for you, honest.

I guess so, yeah.

Do you actually have to

talk to her at school?

What am I supposed to do,

turn around and run away?

I would.

Who wants to work

in a high school?

Tacky.

My parents treat her like Miss Perfect,

and I'm some career criminal.

My mother wants me to

start going to church.

Every Sunday?

What, Sunday? Every day!

She's a fanatic.

Like to morning mass?

She's afraid for my soul.

Oh, my God,

it's the guys with the buns.

Oh, my God!

Zero? Three?

Number three!

So that's where we're going.

Theater number three, right?

I'm not gonna sit in there with them.

They're 1 8, maybe 20.

Laura and I are gonna do it, so...

Go ahead, then.

Just leave me out.

I guess we can't do that.

What do you think? Fast.

I don't wanna spoil your big party.

That movie really sucked.

I thought it was kind of okay.

Yeah, sure, Jill.

At least it was short.

So, where's your Dad?

What do you mean?

We've got 1 5 minutes.

Yeah, 1 5 wasted minutes.

Look, I'm sorry, all right?

Wanna go over?

Not enough time.

No, I mean just

kind of check it out.

It's really just older guys.

They're all out of school already.

Tomorrow?

Not me.

I'm going to the beach.

Well, you have to read 'em

and weep, honey.

I'll knock with three.

Oh, wait a minute.

My gin card, you rat.

You little shithead.

Boy, Daddy. What luck.

- All right, that's a seven.

- Luck, huh?

Mother, wake up.

You can lay them off.

Oh, undercut!

All right, that's two plus three.

Geez, thanks

for the help, June bug.

We're really glad you're here.

- I'm ahead.

- Yeah.

But not for long.

Hey, Kid.

Where you been?

Movies.

What'd you think? Like it?

It was okay.

It was great.

Here's your roller and pans, Mom.

Thanks.

It's okay.

You wanna play?

Come on, we always

used to play four hand.

Remember how smart

Connie was?

Beat everybody when she was

eight years old, for Christ's sakes.

Come on,

I'll deal ya in, babe.

Then none of us

have to sit out.

No, thanks.

I got things to do.

Where? In your room?

Well, if you're gonna go, go.

If you wanna play,

play, all right?

What if they don't talk to us?

Who are they?

No one.

What if we go in there

and nobody talks to us?

We'll still have each other.

Yeah, great.

What's the matter?

Don't you love me?

- Don't you love me?

- I love you, I love you.

- Then take off your blouse.

- What?

Tomorrow night,

I'll wear the halter.

Tonight, I think we should

just check it out.

- Come on, Connie, baby.

- Okay.

How do I look? Okay?

You got ice cream on your nose.

We gotta shape you up.

Come on!

Go, Laura, go!

Come on!

Come on!

Where are you heading?

This is where it's at.

Forget it, Leroy.

You know that guy?

He's a card-carrying creep.

She doesn't know

what she's missing.

- You know this one?

- Yeah, I love it.

Well, what do we do now?

I don't know.

Is there like a system?

How should I know?

Well, you knew that guy.

Leroy? Please.

He used to hang out at school.

The guy is like a walking infection.

Listen, I need some cigarettes.

Cigarettes? For what?

Hey, Connie.

How are ya?

You scared me.

How are you doing?

Do I know you?

I'm Jeff.

Hi, Jeff.

I thought you didn't notice me.

Notice you?

Yeah, I noticed you.

Cutest girl in

the whole freshman class.

This is my friend, Laura.

Hi, Laura,

how are you doing?

We're sophomores now.

Gonna be sophomores.

Yeah, well...

You're not still

in school, are you?

No. I'm out in

the hard cruel world now.

Yeah, poor you.

Yeah, that's right.

You won't laugh so much

when it happens to you.

Connie, how about

something to eat?

I guess so.

Sure.

- Would you like that?

- Yeah.

Okay.

Listen, what about my friend?

I hate to leave her like that.

She's cute.

She won't be alone for long.

I'm watching you.

This is so beautiful.

I wish I could

just travel somewhere.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Hi, how are you doing?

How was the movie?

The movie?

The show.

- Oh, the show.

- Yeah.

You should know.

How was it?

It was...

...great.

Hi, everybody.

- Hi.

- Hey, kid.

- Where you been?

- Movies.

What'd you see?

You won't believe this.

We went back

to that same movie again.

It's so neat.

I'm really glad you told us about it.

- Glad it worked out.

- It really did.

- Mom?

- I'm here.

I've been thinkin'.

I really wanna

help you paint tomorrow.

You know, I mean,

you were right.

Well, you were right that I should.

You know, like instead of

just sitting around.

Are you sick?

No, I'm not sick. God.

A penny.

For what?

You know for what.

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