Snack Bar Budapest Page #2

- I get 1.5 of the five he gives Sapo.

- But I get most mornings free.

- To do what?

Sleep.

Do you like porn films?

Sex makes me want to smoke.

Even when other people are at it.

I just like cartoons.

Fire!

Delinquents! This is my job.

Work is for losers.

Good.

Very good.

This cinema is indecent, if you hadn't

done this, I'd have done it myself.

Come on out, we won't hurt you... much

Out or I kill you.

I'll count to three, if you don't come out...

you're dead meat.

One...

Two...

Two and a half...

And three quarters...

Please don't nun us,

we're not doing any harm to nobody.

Let us go, we've got nothing to do

with any of this.

What did we do?

Three minus not much - I'm going

to slit your throat.

He corrupts little kids, he's a pig,

out him up.

Good man.

I don't want to see you in here again,

you bore me, you make me sad.

Done.

That's that.

Who transformed everything he touched

to gold?

Donald Duck's dad.

You're amazing.

I can buy the cinema now.

Come to the tent at 8pm.

It's a party for Faffo! Don't miss it!

You know he smacked a judge, years back.

Don't know why.

- I bet he deserved it.

- I'll explain when you're bigger.

- You're too little to understand.

- I didn't ask how to screw.

- Why did you hit him?

- It was my second and final stand.

Still hurts.

We expect you at 8pm, don't be late.

Stay with me, don't back away this time.

Five million to you and five to Sapo.

But I'll buy you your star straight away.

- We all have a star.

- Like sheriffs.

Real stars, Mr Lawyer.

New stars are discovered every day and

they don't have names.

Mine's called Papera (Gander),

Molecola bought it for my 20th birthday.

They've all got one,

even the restaurants, bars and taxis.

Buy me my star then.

But first drop me off at the crossroads.

I'll join you later.

- You're not staying with us?

- I've got something to take care of.

- What?

- Just something, I'll be quick.

How quick?

Do I have to clock on already?

Don't be long.

I want everyone there tonight.

So how come you ended up smacking

a judge in the face?

- Later...

- Like this?

I couldn't wait to see Milena.

I also wanted to buy a nightdress

for the girl in her room.

We're closing, can you hurry up?

Where are you going? It's closed.

You can't go in, rules are rules.

In you go.

Let's get back to Molecola.

Milena, it's me, wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up, for God's sake, wake up.

Milena, this place could end up like Las Vegas.

There's this strange kid who just might

be able to do it.

He's mad but he likes us.

He's bought me a star, like he did for

his hotels and his tarts.

He'll take Sapo on as well.

The bastards have hurt me.

Everythings burning.

It burns.

It'll soon be alright.

They scraped me out, they hurt me.

It's a hovel.

I'll never get better in here,

you know I won't.

I'll never get better.

I'll come and get you tomorrow.

They've messed me up.

- It's all about to change.

- I'm burning!

Listen, I've met someone who believes

in me, and in Sapo.

Don't touch me, don't touch me again.

He's willing to pay us five grand apiece.

What do you say to that?

Five grand.

Five grand every month.

Plus whatever comes up -

incidentals, percentages...

Look.

Look, this is already ours.

Ours.

If he'd given it before we could have kept it.

Now we can have a son whenever

you like, my love.

Look at my face, they've really

messed me about.

I like it a lot.

We can start over.

You'll see, I know we can because...

I feel like I'm free, I feel like a new man.

No more doubts.

When can I go home?

Tomorrow morning, sleep now.

So who gave you all this money?

Is he for real?

- Or another Commander?

- He's a kid.

I'll explain tomorrow, you sleep now.

So you really do love me?

Really.

See you tomorrow.

Thanks.

Thank your ass.

Signor De Angelis.

Where are you going?

Running away like a filthy little rat

before we've toasted Faffo.

Frisbee!

Go and dance.

Come and dance with me,

I'll feel safer with you.

- Why more safe?

- You're different, so who knows?

- Come and dance this one.

- I can't dance.

He can do it!

- What have you got for me?

- Whatever you like.

I'm here to serve.

He's shy, go on, go and get him.

Give us a turn, Paperella.

Now's your chance.

I was at a dance and I wanted to dance.

I could screw them all for free if I wanted.

Hold me tight.

I've never enjoyed myself so much

and so stupidly, it's liberating.

You look tired.

Why not rest?

Have a rest until Faffo gets here.

You're not well.

Your face is clammy as well.

It's this humidity.

You're sweating.

You'll come and live here now, won't you?

We need someone like you.

You'll come and live here

and bring your family.

I have no family.

We'll take care of you then,

this will be your home.

You'll fit in here, Molecola really

looks after everyone.

Where is Molecola?

Molecola, I feel strong tonight,

I'm going to help you, you know I can.

It's not even for the money,

I feel powerful tonight.

Christ, I feel powerful.

A missile, a bomb...

We were talking business,

can't you see who's here?

Al Capone?

You're like a big kid.

Sapo, I forgot all about you,

how did you get here so soon?

How?

I didn't even go to Snack Bar Budapest,

I knew you'd be here.

Why the Budapest?

I told him to go there,

I booked a room there for tonight.

Bravo! An excellent choice, the right choice.

When is that moron going to arrive?

The party's a complete failure!

Get the girls over, quick.

Give them coke...

to the girls, or whoever wants it,

no-one leaves till Faffo gets here.

What do we say to the Commander?

Should we trust him?

How old is he?

Is he mad?

I don't reckon he's got the money.

We're not married, if you want out just go.

I'm saying this for your sake as well, hang on.

Enough.

- Why?

- Just stop.

I say so, and mind how you answer,

you need taking down a peg or two.

Good, that's much better.

Try and get a few people together.

Cut the crap.

Girls!

Molecola wants more fizz, more fun.

More imagination.

He pays you for these nights off

so show some appreciation.

Get on with it, come on now!

Who's collecting Faffo from the airport?

- Who's there?

- Moreno with the Mercedes.

- When are they due?

- Maybe the next flight.

There's one at 8 pm and one at 11 pm,

unless the 8 pm flight crashed.

You're not funny, you cretin.

Call the airport now and get back to me,

you've got five minutes.

Got that? Five minutes!

That's more like it!

Let's go.

Did you know he's got fireworks planned?

From now on I'll be the first to know everything.

- After Molecola.

- You're wrong, I've got autonomy.

It's sorted, the party's in full swing

and Papera is calling the airport.

It'll be packed with happy totty.

Faffo's plane touched down two hours ago.

- Was he on it?

- He was on the list.

I had him paged but no-one came to

the phone - did I do good?

Who knows what happened?

What do I know?

Maybe they ran out of petrol

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