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[BELL JINGLING]

HO, HO, HO.

BUY A TREE.

CHRISTMAS IS JUS AROUND THE CORNER.

BUY A TREE...

[GRUNTS]

OH, LORNA!

I TELL YOU, THIS GETS

MORE COMPLICATED EACH YEAR.

OH-- YOU SAID

YOU'D LET ME HELP YOU.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO FALL

OFF OF THIS THING.

I'LL KEEP HER

OFF THE LADDER.

YOU'LL KEEP YOUR HANDS

TO YOURSELF,

IS WHAT YOU'LL DO.

I NEVER EVEN TOUCHED YOU.

MAYBE SO, BUT YOU'VE LUSTED

FOR ME IN YOUR HEART.

I'M RIGHT HERE

IF YOU NEED ME.

[CAR HONKING]

WHAT'S THE LITTLE

TERROR UP TO?

OH, HECTOR!

[LAUGHS]

WOO-HOO, I LOOK GOOD.

YES, I DO.

COME ON,

YOU KNOW:

YOUR MOM DOESN'T WANT YOU

PLAYING IN MY CAR.

SHE WON'T NOTICE.

SHE'S GO THE LATE SHIFT AGAIN,

DELIVERING PACKAGES.

SO, UM... WHEN ARE YOU

TAKING ME ON A SAFARI?

OH... WE'LL TOTALLY

DO IT NEXT WEEK.

I PROMISE.

SEE, I NOTICED

THE SEATS:

DON'T RECLINE

IN THIS THING.

DON'T IT GET KIND OF HARD

TO, UM, LIKE,

MAKE OUT IN HERE?

HECTOR!

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

I AM, UH...

12?

NO, YOU ARE EIGH GOING ON DIRTY OLD MAN.

OK, OK, WHATEVER.

DO YOU NEED SOME

HELP CARRYING:

THIS TREE UP:

TO YOUR APARTMENT?

OH.

YEAH, ACTUALLY

THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

THANK YOU.

YEAH. FIVE BUCKS.

OUT.

WHY DO I ALWAYS:

GOT TO GET OUT?

WHY CAN'T I

JUST CHILL, MAN?

[GIGGLING]

[WIND WHISTLING]

OOH!

HEY, FELLAS.

COLD ONE.

ALL RIGHT...

WHO'S HUNGRY?

I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.

BUT I TELL YOU...

ONE MORE YEAR TO GE THE DETAILS DOWN

WOULD NOT HAVE:

BEEN A BAD THING.

OH, I'M HANDLING I ALL RIGHT.

JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS,

THAT'S ALL.

THINK DAD GOT NERVOUS

HIS FIRST CHRISTMAS?

AH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S FINE.

WHAT CAN GO WRONG?

BUDDY?

[REINDEER GRUNTING]

WHERE'S BUDDY?

GOTCHA.

PANDA:

WELCOME TO THE ZOO.

KID:

COOL.

WOMAN:

YEAH...

THAT'S SO GOOD.

YOU ARE SO THIRSTY.

YES, YOU ARE.

THERE YOU GO,

RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.

OHH!

THERE YOU GO.

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]

GOOD BOY.

OH, I'M SOAKING.

[TRUMPETS]

OH!

ARE YOU JOKING ME?

DID YOU JUS TAKE MY LUNCH?

DID YOU JUST TAKE MY LUNCH,

YOU BIG SILLY?

HEYA, SANDY.

HEY, BIG GUY.

HO, HO, HO.

OH, JORDAN!

I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING.

NO BIG DEAL.

I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU

FOR COVERING FOR ME

ON THE ZOO TOUR THIS WEEK.

WELL, I HAVEN'T LED

A TOUR IN TWO YEARS.

YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT,

ALL RIGHT?

TELL SOME JOKES.

I'M NOT GONNA TELL

ANY JOKES.

SANDY:
OK, GUYS,

TOUR'S ABOUT TO START.

PLENTY OF SEATS.

OK, HERE WE GO.

OK...

[OVER P.A.]

SO, MY NAME IS SANDY,

AND I WILL BE YOUR TOUR

GUIDE FOR THE NEXT HOUR.

ALL:

HI, SANDY!

HI...

OK...

I'M A LITTLE BIT RUSTY.

UH...

BUT I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE

THIS OPPORTUNITY

TO INFORM YOU THA SHOULD WE HAVE A SUDDEN LOSS

IN AIR PRESSURE,

AN OXYGEN MASK:

WILL DROP DOWN:

IN FRONT OF YOU.

THAT WAS A JOKE.

OK, LET'S GO.

[ENGINE STARTS]

THIS IS GONNA BE ROUGH.

SANDY:
NEXT UP, WE HAVE A NEW

ADDITION TO OUR ZOO FAMILY.

THEY ARE SOME VERY

SPECIAL REINDEER

WHICH ARE ON LOAN

FROM A CERTAIN MR. CLAUS.

AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?

YEAH, I HEAR FROM SANTA CLAUS

THAT THESE GUYS WERE GROUNDED

DUE TO POOR NIGHT VISION.

YO, SANDY!

SANDY BROOKS!

UH...

LET'S GO.

HUH?

NOW. MOVE. GO.

[ENGINE STARTS]

MAN:

HEY, SANDY!

HOLD UP,

IT'S ME, BUCK.

SANDY:
OK, FOLKS,

NICE AND QUICK. UP AHEAD--

SANDY, HEY, STOP.

COME BACK HERE.

SANDY:
...AFTER THAT COME

THE CAMELS ON THE LEFT,

GIRAFFES ON THE RIGHT.

WE GOTTA BE FAST HERE...

WELL...

YOU CAN RUN,

BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE.

PANDA:
WELL,

HAVE A GOOD DAY!

BYE-BYE, NOW.

THIS IS OFFICER:

McKIBBLE.

ALL MONKEYS ARE:

ACCOUNTED FOR.

OFFICER McKIBBLE...

AREA ONE...

SECURE.

SITUATION UNDER CONTROL.

DARN.

[BUBBLING SOUND]

[YELLING]

[GROANING]

OW!

HOW DID DAD DO THIS?

[SNORING]

HEY THERE, BEAUTIFUL.

OH...

I MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP.

BUCK... WHAT ARE

YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, I FIGURED

SINCE I HAD TO DROP

THE REINDEER OFF

AT THE ZOO,

YOU'D WANT ME

TO LOOK YOU UP.

AND YOU LOOK--

I LOOKED FOR THE PAPERWORK

FROM THAT RANCH, BUCK.

YOU CAN'T DROP OFF REINDEER

WITHOUT PAPERWORK.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE A REALLY

SMALL OPERATION,

WE COULD GET SHUT DOWN.

MM.

RIGHT. RIGHT.

PAPERWORK.

I MUST HAVE LEFT I IN THE TRUCK.

NOW, WHERE WAS I?

OH, YEAH...

YOU LOOK GREAT.

ALL RIGHT, STOP.

OH, COME ON.

IT'S CHRISTMAS.

CAN WE STILL BE FRIENDS?

WHEN WERE WE EVER FRIENDS?

GOOD POINT.

WE COULD BE MUCH MORE

THAN FRIENDS.

THE HUNTING,

THE ANIMAL TROPHIES...

BUCK, I DETEST EVERYTHING

THAT YOU STAND FOR.

NOT LIKE A MERCENARY LIKE YOU

REALLY STANDS FOR ANYTHING.

I'M NO MERCENARY.

I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA STOP

LEADING THOSE BIG GAME HUNTS,

AND I DID.

FOR YOU.

THE LEAST YOU CAN DO

IS HAVE DINNER WITH ME.

OH GOD, YOU ARE LIKE

A BIG, DUMB ROCK.

YOU DON'T LISTEN.

I'M ONLY HERE

FOR A FEW DAYS.

WE COULD SPEND THEM ROLLED UP

IN A BEARSKIN RUG,

IN FRONT OF A ROARING FIRE.

THAT SOUNDS REALLY FUN

FOR THE SKINLESS BEAR.

FINE, WE'LL ROLL

OURSELVES UP:

IN POTATO SACKS:

FOR ALL I CARE.

JUST AS LONG AS WE'RE

ROLLED UP TOGETHER.

READ MY LIPS, BUCK.

EEW.

WELL, AREN'T WE

HIGH AND MIGHTY?

YOU KNOW, I ASKED AROUND...

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU

HAVE SOME OTHER GUY

ITCHING TO SPEND

CHRISTMAS WITH YOU.

SORRY.

BUCK:

WHAT'S THAT GUY DOING?

OH, MY GOD.

LOOKS LIKE:

WE GOT AN INTRUDER.

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

WHAT WERE YOU:

POSSIBLY THINKING,

WANDERING OFF LIKE THAT?

AND LESS THAN A WEEK

BEFORE CHRISTMAS,

WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO BE LEARNING TO FLY,

I MIGHT ADD?

AS IF I DON'T HAVE

ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT.

THIS IS MY FIRST CHRISTMAS

AS THE MAN IN RED,

THE BIG S.C., THE JOLLY

OLD SAINT NICK, OK?

AND I NEED A LITTLE

HELP ON THIS, BUDDY.

WITH ONLY SEVEN REINDEER,

SLEIGH CAN'T FLY.

SLEIGH DOESN'T FLY,

THERE'S NO CHRISTMAS.

NO CHRISTMAS!

PUT THAT IN YOUR LITTLE

REINDEER BONNE AND THINK ABOUT THAT.

YOU'RE STUCK IN A PEN

WITH ALL THESE N.F.R.s,

"NO-FLY REINDEERS,"

AND BUDDY,

OH, WHAT WOULD DAD SAY?

WHAT?

NO, BUDDY, YOU CAN FLY.

YOU CAN FLY.

TRUST ME, TRUST NICK.

YOU CAN FLY, BUDDY.

YOU JUST NEED A LITTLE

AERIAL ACUMEN.

YOU NEED A RUNNING START.

AND THAT'S ALL,

IT'S JUST A RUNNING START.

IT'S LIKE A STEP,

STEP, LEAP.

IT'S STEP, STEP, LEAP.

YOU STEP, STEP, LEAP.

YOU GOTTA THINK "SWAN LAKE."

STEP, STEP, LEAP...

JUST STEP, STEP, LEAP.

20 BUCKS SAYS HE WAS DUMPED

ON HIS HEAD AS A KID.

...STEP, STEP, LEAP.

SANDY:
OK, MISTER!

YOU HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

YOU MIND TELLING ME

WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

AH!

OOH!

LUCKY YOU, YOU GET TO SEE

BUCK SEGER IN ACTION.

SANDY:

HEY, STOP!

CARL, WE'VE GOT AN INTRUDER

HEADING TOWARDS THE PRIMATES.

CARL:

COPY THAT, SANDY.

BUCK:

I'M GAINING ON YOU, PAL.

AH!

SANDY:

HURRY, HE'S GETTING AWAY!

BUCK:
YOU'RE MESSING

WITH BUCK SEGER.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE.

I WANT A PIECE:

OF THIS GUY FIRST.

SANDY:

WHOA!

WAIT, WHAT WAS

THAT FLASH?

THE SIGN SAYS PULL.

FINE,

IF YOU WANT TO DO I THE EASY WAY.

WHERE DID HE GO?

DON'T WORRY.

I'LL FIND HIM.

HUH...

THESE FOOTPRINTS LEAD

UP TO THIS MIRROR.

OFFICER McKIBBLE:

YEAH.

AND THEN:

THEY JUST STOP.

AAH!

[CRASH]

[GROANING]

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