Snow White Page #5

with perverse fantasies

Wait!

Now wait! Damn it, wait!

If it was up to you,

I'd be wearing a veil

Taliban pig!

Taliban! Communist!

I'm sorry.

The keys.

Such a cute face.

Where's the money?

Hey, what's going on here?

What's this about?

Piss off!

What's going on?

14,800 Francs.

Where's my money?

Here, your 15,000.

Now let her go!

You can count outside.

You little sausage!

Hello

You here for the workshop?

Yes.

Let's go.

Everything OK? Are you motivated?

Who'd like to start?

Abdessaman?

My name is Abdes... no stress.

I present my bum in my X-X Large,

like this I myself display,

to the Barge.

My name is Abdes... and you're wearing

wide pants too, so don't put me down.

Geezer, I feel bad, that's all,

my bird left me and I'm lost.

Cool.

Anyone else?

Emilie?

My parents sit

in front of the TV all day

My sister treats me as if I'm retarded,

my teachers make it tough, but it's me,

Emilie, star of the scene,

soon it'll be my turn, I'll have cash,

a villa and a cabrio,

then you can all f*** off!

Good.

But the content. Do you really think

a villa and a cabrio is that important?

Would a motorboat be any better?

Talk about your reality.

That's important

Love too, sir, is important.

I'd managed to postpone the concert.

I just really wanted to surprise Nico

at her premiere.

Next time I'll think it over

a bit before

Damn!

Hang on.

You needn't come if you don't want to.

These machos ordered two birds,

so we'll give them two,

OK?

I could ask Tamara.

No, I think she's in Nice.

Why does this stupid chick

have to be sick today?

I told you I'm coming.

I want to say Prothoe:

I saw myself from the law of women

And follow this youngling.

But let me say one word, sister...

Now it's alright.

Nico,

Paco

everything alright?

Yeah.

Salut, Paco

I was at the theatre. I didn't see you.

Didn't you have a concert today?

I postponed it to see you.

How come you weren't acting?

Nico, we have to...

Listen, I couldn't do the part

it's complicated.

Forget it. I'll call you, OK?

I'll call you.

What's so urgent? Excuse me, but I...

I have to work... OK?

Damn it, Nico!

I travelled 600 km to see you.

I arrive at the theatre

and you're not on stage.

I don't get it.

Why are you dressed like a whore?

Is this a pimp's car?

Yes, I'm a whore, it belongs to a pimp.

Happy now? Stop messing into my life!

What are you talking about?

What I'm talking about?

You and your sh*t music!

You only think about yourself.

F***ing egoist!

That's enough, hey!

Nico, come in.

What an idiot.

Just floats into my life.

Come, forget him.

You were always my darling.

When you have a friend

that you can always count on,

you can't just walk out on her.

Nowadays few people have real friends.

I'd never have thought that you girls

would be so good looking.

Thanks.

But it's true.

Why do you do this? You could surely

find nice boyfriends.

That's a social thought, Brandi,

you could marry one of these ladies.

Remember, Richard Gere in

"Pretty Woman".

If you marry, why not an escort girl?

They're used to a lot, aren't jealous

and are good in bed.

We're going to powder our noses, OK?

That's fine.

Should it get that far,

I'll take the a**hole

and you the retard.

Be careful.

The nice ones are the worst.

I mean, I think he's just here

to impress his boss.

Take two of these.

What's this?

They'll bring you down a bit.

You want to listen to his crap on coke?

No

Come, Brandi,

sit down, come, relax a bit.

Take off this rag.

Hey, that's a Cerruti.

Tell the girls some exciting stories

about life in the fast lane.

Else they'll think you're a banker

and not a financial consultant.

OK. Well, I once had this friend,

he was always a bit different than me.

I was always more the boy-scout type,

but when after four days the rest

of the wedding guests arrived,

it only took two hours

and there were drugs everywhere!

Everywhere!

Two guys from secondary school

suddenly said they wanted

to go to Mexico with their VW bus

to go buy drugs...

That's nuts, isn't it?

You... what's her name? Tamara?

Tamara or whatever.

Come, you don't have to

hide back there.

Unless you have a problem

with Colombian homeopathy.

Pfister.

You know, this is all a bit new

for our Brandi,

but he'll loosen up soon.

Right, Brandi?

Get rid of this opera... Tamara.

I'm not Tamara.

Do you want some?

Why not?

Brandi, your loins must be laid-back

by now.

Why not take the bunny

into the bedroom?

It's paid.

Medicine, that will keep you

going longer.

Alright.

Bye...

Have fun.

Just go.

Byebye

Come in.

I have to freshen up, be right back.

Again?

Pfister was right.

The days of the good banker are over.

Sit.

Thanks.

You want a glass?

Yes.

Cheers!

Banking and all that probably

bores you.

But just think,

actually we're the last heroes

on the planet.

So we're called Captains of Finance.

I really like you.

And now...

I'm really in the mood for

a little adventure with you.

And you'd be the captain.

Of course. Captain Brandenberger.

I have to go again quickly, sorry.

I'm too high to f***. Come on,

let's first smoke a joint.

Ok

This girl has everything.

Take one.

Are you nuts? All at the same time?

I'm fine, things couldn't be better.

Hey, no...

What's the matter?

Pfister paid for you too, didn't he?

Are you better now?

I'm not selfish in bed.

I can lick you too.

Now stop the smoking.

You're so hot.

You think you have a golden c*nt

or what?

Leave me alone!

You think it's hot to be taken rough?

A little harder,

you think that's hot, eh?

F*** off!

F***, are you crazy?

Wanda!

She's got a gun. She threatened me.

What do you want?

She's nuts, she's got a gun!

Wanda, come on, let's go! Get dressed!

What did you do to her?

Come on, Wanda!

Nothing, we had a few lines.

Come! Pack up, let's go!

We're gone!

What's wrong?

I don't know what she's got.

Wanda! NO!

Wanda...

Wanda...

My friend is dead.

In the hotel...

I don't know.

Suite 707, I think.

And?

Nothing up there. Didn't find a thing.

A few sachets.

Headquarters. We sealed off Caminada's.

No trace of the second girl.

Daddy!

Wait, What's Wrong?

You don't look happy

I'm broke.

Maybe we can make a deal.

What do you have? Maybe a mobile phone?

Hello, Nico?

Nico?

Nico!

That's the girl with the mobile phone.

Hello?

The beautiful girl

with the mobile phone.

What's the f*** are you talking about?

Where is she?

They just come and go.

Me, I stay forever.

Do you need some stuff?

Excuse me. Can you spare some charge?

Thanks.

Wait. I'm his girlfriend.

Please give me the number

of his manager.

Hello?

Boris

Nico

Sorry, do you have Paco's number?

You've got a nerve!

First you dump me because of him

and now you want his number?

Do I look like a charity?

Boris, it's really important.

What have we here? A new "Snow White"?

You know what? I want nothing more

to do with junkies like you.

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