Snowmageddon Page #2

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Yeah.

Listen, I know you're excited.

When they get here, I want you

to be extremely professional.

What's that supposed to mean?

No ogling, no drooling.

Mom, really?

-( Horn honking )

- They're here.

( Music playing from car)

( groans )

( door slams )

Ho ho ho.

- Are you Beth?

- Yeah.

- Hey, I'm Derrick Reed.

- Pleasure.

- Hey, I'm Greg.

- Hi, hello. Good to meet you.

This is, uh,

this is my assistant Jennifer.

Oh, hi, Jennifer.

Happy holidays.

Happy holidays, indeed.

So are you guys looking

for anything in particular?

Oh, you know.

Just some choice powder.

- A good incline.

- Yeah, you know the mountain

- better than we do.

- All right.

Let's get you guys loaded up

and stop wasting daylight.

- Cool.

- Yeah. Okay.

- Okay.

- Do you need help

- with your stuff?

- Uh, yeah.

That would be great--

Actually, I need you to do

a final rundown on the engine.

Hey, no sweat.

Yeah, we can handle it.

What?

I wasn't ogling.

No, you were flirting,

which is way worse than ogling.

What did I say?

All right, dude.

Let's do this.

Tully.

HEY:

- Coffee fresh?

- Fresh, yes.

Good?

That's another story.

Filled in

most of the smaller ones.

Roped off the larger one

for now.

( Sighs )

So, where are we at with damage?

Well, the gas mains are intact.

Which is surprising, considering

the flames everyone mentioned.

Maybe a natural gas pocket.

What about Grainer

and Lawrenceville?

Yeah, nothing. They didn't

even know we had a tremor.

- Even in Grainer?

- Yeah.

As far as anyone

outside of town knows,

that earthquake never

even happened.

- That's impossible.

- I know. It's strange, huh?

- ( Sighs )

-( hammer pounding )

Come on.

Let's get this cleaned up.

All right.

Hey, did the rotor heads

check out?

The what?

You don't know anything

about helicopters, do you?

No.

She's your mom,

isn't she?

Hey, you want me

to sign something?

Yeah?

Here.

Right there?

It's nice, honey.

- Come on, man. Put that away.

- What are you talking about?

- This is what we came here for.

- All right, man.

- Good?

- Yeah.

What's up, boys and girls?

We're fresh out of reindeer,

but Santa's always

got his sleigh.

- ( Camera beeps )

- Good?

- That's fantastic.

- All right, dude.

Let's do this.

Derrick:

Whoo-hoo!

( Echoing faintly )

Awesome!

( Barking )

Mo.

( Mo continues barking )

( growling )

Stop it.

Mo!

- Mary:
Rudy?

-( Mo growling)

( Mo barking, whining )

What's going on out here?

Mo made me push

one of the buttons.

All right, well,

you can play with that later.

- Your snack's ready.

- But I'm--

Come on.

Soup's getting cold. Let's go.

( Mo growling )

Mary:
Come on.

( Ticking )

(thunder crashing )

I don't think there's anything

Santa can bring you

that will top that.

This is the best Christmas ever.

- What was that?

- Just a little wind.

We're okay.

Okay, that is

a hell of a storm front.

We will turn right around.

Mom!

What the hell?

( Speaker feedback )

J' Joy to the world J'

J' The Lord is come... J'

Come on, Larry.

Is that really necessary?

Hey, it's Christmas Eve, John.

We've always had carols.

It's tradition.

Now's not the time.

Hey, I feel terrible about

what happened to Jacob,

but you know how much

he loved this time of year.

I wouldn't get between this man

and his decorations

if I were you, John.

I think this town

should just carry on

in the Christmas spirit.

( Gears turning )

( clock ticking )

Hey, Fred.

- You fixed it!

- Fixed what?

The clock.

You got it going.

Impossible.

I haven't touched it.

Well, it's working now.

No, you don't understand.

I took the guts out years ago.

They're in my shop.

It can't work.

(thunder crashing )

Whoa.

What the hell is that?

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.

This is Alaska Charter

November-101. We are

in a serious storm system

at the bottom of Mount Thalberg.

( Screams )

Jenn, I need your help.

- What?

- I need you--

I need you to find me

a frequency.

You need to get

a message out.

Honey, go through

each frequency.

Mayday, Mayday.

Can anyone hear us?

- This is Jennifer Miller.

- ( Ice explodes )

- ( static hissing )

- Mom!

You ever seen

anything like that before?

-( Radio chattering )

- No.

( Over radio )

Mayday, this is Jennifer Miller.

- Mayday, Mayday!

- Jennifer, come in!

- ( Static hissing )

- Jenny, can you hear me?

Come in!

Go, go, go.

I got this.

Ho ho ho.

( laughs )

- ( camera beeps )

- That good?

- That was great. Perfect, man.

- Good, man.

- Awesome.

- ( thunder rumbles)

- Uh, Derrick?

- What?

What the hell is--

( gasps )

Greg!

Ahh!

Derrick:
Greg!

You okay?

Come on, get up.

Get up. You all right?

Look at me.

I don't know, man.

Something hit me.

- ( Thunder rumbles)

- What?

(yelling )

You Okay?

- Eh?

- I think I'm okay.

Look out!

Okay, let's go,

let's go, let's go!

Grab your board, Greg.

Grab your board!

Let's go!

- Mom!

- I got it.

Mom, get us out of here!

Mom!

Jenn!

- Brace yourself!

- ( screams )

Whoa! Ahh!

( Yells )

Everyone inside!

- Into the basement!

- Everyone inside, now!

Come on!

Tully:

Let's go! Come on, come on!

( Groans )

Whoa.

Everyone in the cells now!

Move!

Norm!

Norm, what are you doing?

You're gonna get yourself killed.

Get in here.

(woman screams )

( yelling, screaming )

(thunder crashing )

( groans )

( loud crash )

( static hisses )

Alaska Charter

November-101, come in.

( Static continues )

Beth, can you hear me?

( Static continues )

( engine starts )

( electricity buzzing )

You all right?

( Groaning )

Help!

Someone help!

We're stuck!

Fred! Fred. Fred.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What are you doing?

Oh!

Those cables are still live.

Larry, don't move.

The tires are the only thing

that are keeping the bus

from being grounded.

What the hell does that mean?

He's saying unless you wanna

get lit up like a Christmas tree,

- stop trying to get off.

- Is he serious?

Easy, Tully.

You're scaring him.

- Shut up, Norm.

- Deep breaths, Larry.

Norm:

Relax there, big fella.

Look, I'll take care of this.

You help the others.

Don't move.

( Groans ) I know you don't

need Tully to be scared.

You listen here, jackass--

Oh, no.

Hey, hey.

Okay, sorry, buddy.

Just take it easy.

I'll get some help.

- Tully!

- Yeah?

You st-- stay there.

Stay there.

Norm's hurt real bad.

Okay, just stay calm.

I'll get you something

for Norm.

That's right.

They're coming, buddy.

Just hang on.

Hang on, buddy.

They're coming for us.

Should I put your feet up?

Let's just-- just breathe.

Just breathe.

Just like that, it's over.

Did you talk to my dad yet?

I haven't yet, but don't worry.

Hey...

I'm sure your mom

cancelled her flight.

She's probably

on her way home right now.

So, which one of these

am I supposed to be again?

You're one of the

Knights of Omnia.

You've been quested to take

the Dragon Crown

and throw it into

the volcano.

Is that-- is that this thing

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