So Undercover
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2012
- 94 min
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Oh, man.
The yellow-- the red feels
a little more like--
Oh look, is that
chamomile tea?
- What's that?
- Tofu.
- Want to eat here?
- Bean curd.
- Is this gonna f*** us up?
- Did I order this?
Cheers to a wonderful
honeymoon.
- Oh!
- Yeah.
Look who's
getting married.
It's like Chinese
Brangelina right there.
They're doing
the offerings over there.
- Yeah.
- Pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
- This is for our healthy kids.
- That's for our kids.
This is just for good will
Are you a fortune-teller?
- Oh my God.
- No way.
Get out of here.
Match you.
- We're a match.
- We're a good match?
Good luck.
So how do we
get out of here?
- I just--
- I don't know.
I'm not a big fan of all this meat stuff.
Can we just get out?
This is nuts, man.
You see this?
I know.
He's really beautiful.
- Oh my God.
- He's like a huge piata.
Will you take
a picture of us?
- Good?
- Oh my gosh, I want one of these.
How much is that?
How much?
I got five, that's it.
All right,
this is for my girl.
Doing the offering.
Such a spiritual girl.
Sorry. Sorry.
- What's up, guys?
- Look how cute these kids are.
- Ping!
- Hey!
You son of a b*tch!
Ping!
Oh, you guys
had a good time I see.
- We had a great time.
- That was so fun.
Always a good time
at Senwun during the Ghost Festival.
Very popular with young
people from America.
Ping, I got you
something.
This one's for you.
This one is for me.
We got the same shirt.
Gui yue.
- Gui yue.
- Gui yue?
Symbol of the month of ghosts.
Thank you, Mr. Yul.
Is that your size, man?
I thought you were a large.
Oh yes yes yes, large.
Perfect size. Perfect for me.
- Hey, we could be brothers.
- Brother?
Like wearing-the-same-
shirt brothers.
- Brother!
- You're retarded.
Ev-- every time
I wear the shirt,
You know?
It's like a--
a spiritual connection.
Two souls on opposite
sides of the earth.
- You know?
- Yeah yeah.
Like, dude, we could pick a day of
the month that we both wear it.
- Ping. Here, this is for you.
- Hmm?
- Mel--
- What is this?
It's not quite as spiritual
as the ghost shirt,
- but I want you to have it.
- Yes, you have to.
- This is expensive wine.
I don't care, you've been
the best tour guide.
We love you so much
and we want you to have it.
Thank you, Miss Melissa.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You both have been
delightful clients.
We're so delightful,
aren't we?
But that shirt is kickin'
though, right, Ping?
I mean, that--
that's hot.
Very much kicking.
Number one kicking.
What are you
talking about?
That bottle...
was for us.
I wanted to give it to him.
Plus, you've had enough booze, okay?
- No, just a little.
- I'm nervous to meet your family.
- I don't want--
- Hey, Nai Nai's gonna love you.
What about the rest
of your family?
I don't know about
the rest of the family.
You know,
I got some aunts
and they gonna hate
your whitey ass for sure.
Great.
Would you like
- before we get to Nai Nai's?
- Really?
- Are you crazy?
- Crazy for love.
Get off me.
We don't usually
drink this much.
We've just been
planning this wedding
and having it and then
finally it's time
to just relax.
It's your honeymoon.
Both of you are celebrating
your new life together.
Sorry if we're obnoxious.
Don't apologize.
So do you think we're
still delightful, Ping?
Of course, Miss Melissa.
Still delightful.
How much longer
do you think?
Hour, maybe longer.
The roads in this
part of the country
is very tricky.
It's so weird because
it seems so-- so isolated
and, what, there's like
a billion people running around?
This is a big country.
Many farms to feed
all the people.
So do people really
believe that stuff
What?
It's a very old
celebration,
but mostly for fun now.
But somebody
must believe it.
I mean, they wouldn't spend
so much time on the offerings
if they didn't
think it was true.
You're right.
Some people do
believe it's real.
Do you believe
in it, Ping?
Mmm.
Are we there?
No, we're not at Anxian.
Are you serious?
Why not?
I must admit I'm a bit lost
at this time, Miss Melissa.
Oh. Okay.
It's not like me at all.
But it's so dark.
And like I said before,
the road is very tricky.
This map is useless!
No use.
Don't worry.
It's-- I would be
so lost out here.
I understand.
I'm thinking, uh...
go down there
and ask for directions.
Is it okay?
- Yeah.
- Just wait here
and I'll be back
very soon.
- Miss Melissa.
- Hmm?
He's a good husband to you.
And you're
a good wife to him.
Thanks, Ping.
You're welcome.
Yul.
Yul.
F***.
Yul! Yul!
- Honey, Ping's been gone for an hour.
- We there yet?
No. I just went out
to take a pee
and there's like this weird
gonging noise outside.
God, my head is pounding.
Do you hear that?
What should we do?
What the hell is that?
- You said he went in there an hour ago?
- Yeah.
He left like an hour ago.
All right.
Hang on, hang on.
Oh God.
What are you doing?
- Let's go.
- Go where?
Find Ping.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, come on.
- You all right?
- Yeah.
Looks deserted.
It does.
Ping!
This is definitely weird.
- I don't know.
Hello?
- Wei!
- Ping!
Ping!
Windows are boarded up.
Someone's been here.
This is fresh.
I mean...
- where is everybody?
- I don't know.
Oh God. Ping!
Ping! Oh no.
What are they doing
with these animals?
Look at the pigs.
This is weird.
Look at the goat.
Oh.
- Hey. It's the gong.
- Oh yeah.
Who the hell is that?
Uh, hello?
- Uh--
- Huh?
Tell him he left an hour ago
and we need to find him.
- Ping!
- What are they saying, Yul?
- Do you know?
- Uh--
- Do they want us to leave?
- I don't know.
Please, can you
help us find Ping?
I don't know.
- They keep saying the same thing.
- Okay. All right.
Yul, let's go.
I don't want to stay here.
All right, come on.
Let's go. Come on, Yul.
All right.
- I know, I know.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, Yul.
What the f*** is this?
Oh my God.
- Be careful.
- What is this sh*t?
Dude, what the hell,
man? Who--
This is disgusting.
- Crazy motherf***er, what the hell?!
- Be quiet, Yul!
Some f***ing punks.
- Oh good, the key's here.
- Teenagers or something.
- Let's go, get in the car.
- What about Ping?
- Honey, get in the car.
- What, you just want to leave Ping here?
Yes, we leave Ping here.
Come on. Get in.
Come on.
F***. God damn.
What is this, goat blood?
- Jesus.
- Come on, work.
Mel, there's not gonna
be coverage out here.
- Can I at least try?
- Just tell me what he said.
I already told you
what he said.
He said that he was sorry and that he was
going to look for directions.
- Okay.
I don't know. Maybe I pissed him off
with the t-shirt stuff.
Yeah, the t-shirt
was stupid.
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