Soldiers Of Fortune
Okay, Miss Mike, you're in.
Watch your ass.
Definitely Taliban presence here.
Not a lot, but they're here. Over.
If you see Bin Laden, You can
give him a big New York kiss.
Then chop his nuts off. He
can wear them as earrings.
Roger that.
Some old guy is making eyes at me.
God damn!
I can't see anything out of this.
You should bring that
outfit back to the States,
you can wear it again for Halloween.
Next time, you're wearing the dress.
Craig, I've got a
problem with the old guy.
Take it easy.
He's not taking his eyes
off me, This guy knows.
I think he knows.
- Hang in there, Mike.
Control, we have an unexpected
visitor. Request positive I.D. Over.
Go.
Visitor is a friendly VIP.
Repeat, visitor is a CIA contractor.
Abort mission. Over.
This is not good. Craig, do you read?
I'm in deep sh*t, man.
The old man's ratting me out.
Did you get that?
Captain McKenzie, do you understand me?
You are to abort this mission.
If you're in trouble and
you can't speak, just cough.
What the hell are you
doing here, soldier?
Where's the rest of your unit?
Listen, these ragheads would
love to slit your throat.
Now, I need to know how
many of you there are
and what you're doing here, so
I can try to save your necks.
You just don't get it, do you?
Let me spell it out to you.
I work for CIA.
I cannot allow one lost soldier
to compromise my entire operation.
Okay, your choice.
You know what I think, soldier?
I think you are dressed like a woman,
because secretly you
don't want to be a man.
Captain McKenzie, your orders are
to stand down. You are not to...
Now, when I'm done cutting you,
these boys will finish
making a woman of you.
Boy, am I glad to see you.
Craig!
You all right?
Oh, man!
My wife is gonna be relieved.
But control is gonna
cut your balls off, man.
That guy was CIA.
It seems to me, you party with the
devil, God ain't ever gonna help you.
Come on, let's go.
I'm all in.
Come on, let's see what you've got.
How about you give me a loan
and hold on to my bike as collateral?
When are you going to learn, soldier?
You're out of luck, not cash.
I've never seen anyone
unluckier than you.
So, how did you get out
of the army alive, anyway?
You know what they say, "Lucky in war,
unlucky in life."
So how about the loan?
There you go, soldier. A
nation's grateful thanks.
Until the end of the month.
Deal.
All right, hands on
the table. Nobody move!
Cool it, kid. What's the problem?
The problem?
Two aces of spades?
- It's just a silly mistake.
You stacked the deck, Tony?
I let you win every once in a while.
Didn't you hear what my friend said?
Put your hands on the table.
Trust me, this is not the
way you want to resolve this.
Shut up, all right? You think you can
cheat us like your loser buddy over here?
We're taking the money.
Look, kid, just take the money
and get the hell out of here.
Lucida, give them your purse.
All right, put the money in the bag.
Jeez!
All right, you're next, cowboy.
Your turn. Put the money in the bag.
Put the money in the bag!
All of it.
All of it.
You can put the gun down now.
It's only loaded with blanks.
Really? Let's check!
You really want me to pull this trigger?
Let her go, McKenzie.
Hey! What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
They hired stunt guys.
They want to do business with you.
Just wanted to see if you
still had it in you, soldier.
Captain McKenzie, we
need a man like you.
Well, I don't need you
All I want is my loan.
Thanks for the show.
Crazy.
We ' Il do it your way, Sister.
Trust me, little brother.
Cheers.
So, what do you think they wanted?
There's only one thing I'm good at.
You know, Craig. I'm so broke, man.
I'm willing to do whatever
it takes to make some money.
Anything. Anything.
The banks, f***ing banks, they
already took everything, you know?
There's no work here, man.
There's nothing for a man
the dishonor of the
Army has been released.
We both fought for our country,
Mike, we got nothing for it.
Well, maybe now we need to
start fighting for some money.
Some of the guys from the old
unit are pulling in loads of cash
as mercs in Mexico.
And then...
Hey, baby. What are you doing up?
It's not me who can't sleep, Daddy.
It's Winston.
Come on, darling. Let's
get Winston back to bed.
Look at that, look at
what your nuts made.
I saved those nuts.
- Good night, Daddy. Good night, Craig.
Good night, guys.
- Good night.
You love Joanna and Elize?
Of course.
Then forget about fighting.
We'll find some other
way to make some money.
I've got about two more weeks before
the banks change the locks on my doors.
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And the best part is,
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Would you knock it off?
I'm trying to sleep.
Good morning.
Have you had breakfast yet?
You know, I'm warning you,
you're wasting your time.
Sit down, Craig.
How's business. Slow?
Thriving.
NOW!
Whoa! Nice!
So how's your brother's beak?
Who told you Ernesto is my brother?
Thank you.
How did you find me, the Yellow Pages?
I know almost everything about you.
Captain Craig James McKenzie.
Twenty-three special ops and not
one soldier dead under your command.
You were a legend.
And then you were court-martialed
for insubordination
and unbecoming conduct.
- That's old news.
And dishonorably discharged.
- No, no, no.
There's nothing dishonorable about
saving your best friend's testicles.
Your unit was disbanded in disgrace.
I can just imagine how many
people told you thanks for that.
Just one guy, and his
wife. That's plenty for me.
Look, thank you for the breakfast, but,
I got some things I gotta do.
You lost everything because of this man.
Carter Mason.
All right, look, no more games.
Who the hell do you work for?
We're not playing
games. We need your help.
And you need the money. Your
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