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Someone Like You... Page #7
Well, he did.
He left.
And I was devastated. I was
destroyed. Did you see it?
- No. I-I-I didn't. No.
- Right.
Do you know why?
Because if I fall apart,
everything around me
falls apart...
everything that I have worked
my entire life for.
- Do you love him?
- Wh-Who?
- Him. The guy.
- I don't know.
Of course you do. Now, have
you talked to him lately?
No. No. Not ex...
Not exactly talked.
Do it. Do it.
Talk to him.
I used to feel that if I
kept my heart to myself,
If I never let him know how much I needed
him, that he would never leave me.
Well, guess what?
He did.
And I lived in a private,
pathetic puddle...
until I couldn't
stand it anymore,
And so you know what I did?
I showed up at his doorstep...
with two corned beef sandwiches
on rye, lightly toasted,
and I told him that
I was lost without him.
You said that?
Pretty progressive, huh?
And I'm happy. Go figure.
I never thought
I'd be happy.
And you believe her?
This is true love?
This is what we all should be looking for?
That is the most tragic thing
I've ever heard.
We're talking about a woman whose boyfriend
was screwing you in order to get away from her.
And she's the authority
on romance?
The only reason she believes
that crap is because she has to.
She's an old cow.
Truth is all we need to do
You know, learn to be attracted to
men we're simply not attracted to.
Whoa. Hang on.
What are you talking about?
Well, for example, normally...
I might be attracted
to a guy like you.
But thanks to Dr. Charles, I've learned
to control my passion for testosterone,
and now I can proudly say...
that I no longer find you
in the least bit desirable.
Oh, gee.
That's swell.
I need a drink.
Does she have any
idea that she's completely insane?
No. She's right. Diane is an old
cow. He cannot go back to her.
Okay, that's it.
Jane, these are people,
not cows!
Hello.
I should have known
you would take his side.
This isn't about sides, Jane.
It's about dealing with reality.
- And you need to get a grip.
- Oh, that's rich...
coming from an emotional moron who's
whoring his way through Manhattan,
using women
like A.T.M. Machines.
Oh, that's great.
I get dumped, sleep around, and I'm a moron.
You, you get dumped
and become the disciple...
of some crone-slash-quack
behavioral scientist...
who can't tell the difference between
quadrupeds and bipeds, and you're normal.
- She is not a crone. And she is not a quack!
- How do you know?
Who gives a sh*t?
You know, while you were out there buying
these theories about the horrors of men...
And why guys like Ray won't ever come back,
deep down inside
you're hoping he would.
Men are evil. Men are scum. But please,
Ray, won't you make a liar out of me?
Well, you got
what you asked for, Jane.
He did go back. He just
did it with the wrong girl!
It's over! Over.
- Why can't you just let it go?
- Because.
- Because why?
- Because I can't.
- Why?
- Because I was happy.
Because if this...
theory is wrong,
men don't leave all women,
Eddie, they leave me.
I know what
it does to you. I know.
Maybe that's why
we hold on as hard as we do.
We just can't believe that such a
miracle can ever happen to us twice.
And...
But it can.
Someday you'll
find it again.
- I promise you.
- Look at me.
- A mess.
- I'm looking at you.
And you're beautiful.
Hey, you are beautiful.
You're intelligent... and real.
And Ray is not the last man
you're ever gonna love.
I promise you he's not.
Shh. Shh...
Oh, my God.
Oh...
Mmm...
Hmm...
Hi.
Hi.
Uh... listen.
- L...
- No, no, no.
No. No.
No, you're not going
to analyze this one, Jane.
- I'm not?
- No. No.
You're so hell-bent on making sure things fit,
you miss out on all the fun when they don't.
- Eh? Oh...
- Well, I...
No? Right now you're trying
to rationalize last night.
Yeah? Worrying about
what might have happened.
Me, I'm just getting a kick
out of the fact that I, uh,
spent an entire night
with you in my arms,
and I didn't even cop a feel.
Well...
maybe one.
- Whew!
- What?
Well, I'm relieved.
I mean,
for a second there, I...
thought last night was, um...
You know, or that you would...
think...
That would've really blown your
Dr. Charles out of the water, huh?
Temporarily maybe, but you would
have shown your spots eventually.
- My spots.
- Oh, come on, Eddie.
Men never fail to do
And what is that, Jane?
Disappoint you?
Abandon you?
Hmm?
What's really behind
these theories, huh?
What are you hiding?
Nothing.
Sorry. What you see
is what you get.
Is it?
You know, this is not about my
nature, Jane. This is about yours.
- Hello.
- Janey?
Listen, Stephen.
Can I call y'all back?
Your sister's in the hospital.
We lost the baby, kiddo.
Hey, Janey.
Did you see Stephen?
I saw him in the hallway...
- Getting water.
- Getting ice.
Good luck.
God love him.
They break so easily,
don't they?
Last weekend,
he woke up in a panic.
He said that he had to go
shopping for the baby.
You know how anal he is. I thought
he was gonna come back with...
thermometers and baby blankets
and safety gates.
When he walked in the door,
all he had was this little, tiny bag...
and inside was this...
this perfect little
baseball mitt.
He got it in his head that
it was going to be a boy.
Janey.
Okay, I've got ice.
I've got blankets.
I've got magazines.
Look at my wife.
Have you ever seen
anyone more beautiful?
You're nuts.
Diane, it's Jane.
I found Dr. Charles,
Okay, is everybody ready
to have a good time?
Now, come on.
You're going to have to do a lot better than that.
Okay, let me explain how everything
on the show's gonna work.
- It's a really informal show...
- Yo, Ray! Do we have her on the line yet?
Two minutes. The magazine's
putting her through.
- All right!
- Two minutes.
- Diane, two minutes.
- So, Diane's going to come out.
The first guest is going to come.
We have about a 15-minute segment.
Our first interview is gonna be
on the telephone, okay?
- Dr. Marie Charles.
I'm going to ask you one more time.
Are you 100% sure you want to do this?
I'm sure. I'm sorry
to put you in this position.
I just want to make sure you haven't lost your mind.
- Maybe I have. -
Here she is, Ray.
- Dr. Charles.
Welcome. Rarely have I
had the honor to host...
such a distinguished
and extraordinary guest.
Today, Dr. Marie Charles
speaks out for the first time...
since the publication
of her searing article...
Network says we've already
had 20,000 hits on the web site.
- Holy cow.
The reclusive Dr. Charles...
has agreed to an exclusive,
live telephone interview.
And I consider it
a rare gift...
from someone whose work has meant
a tremendous amount in my life,
- as I'm sure yours.
- Dr. Marie Charles
Hello, Dr. Charles.
Are you there?
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