Sonic the hedgehog 2 Page #2

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[Scene change:
Seattle, night]

[The screen opens to reveal a city while the caption reads "SEATTLE". The camera moves through the streets of the city. The scene then changes to an old woman pushing a shopping cart with her pet dog in it. She looks down for a second to her dog before noticing a high speed chase with a stolen truck being chased by the Seattle Police Department. The camera turns to the back of the stolen truck to reveal the bank robbers who have hijacked it]

Bank Robber:
They're still on us!

[His fellow bank robber throws him a stick of dynamite which he taps the top of to ignite it]

Bank Robber:
This'll slow them down!

[The bank robber throws the dynamite at one of the police cars who drive around the explosion that occurs when the dynamite stick touches the ground, causing the police car to hit a group of trash cans. The cars proceed to drive past one building of from where Sonic is watching the ordeal. Sonic proceeds to tighten his shoes, do some stretches, jump in place and readying his chaos energy, crack his knuckles, do some air punches, and eat a chili dog, before leaping off the building and swiftly following the chase, passing several other cars, all to the tune of Run DMC's "Tricky"]

Sonic:
[Makes airplane noises] Watch out! Excuse me! Pardon me! Coming through!

[Sonic speeds up to the side window of the truck and kicks the drives while holding to the railing on the roof of the truck]

Sonic:
Good evening, gentlemen. Mind if I drive?

[Sonic kick at the driver makes the door on his side open up with him clinging onto it. Sonic takes the wheel]

Sonic:
Better buckle up!

[Sonic makes a right turn, causing the bank robbers in the back to collide into one another from the movement. The Seattle Police Department continue the chase as sticks of dynamite fall out of the truck and explode upon hitting the ground]

Sonic:
How we doing back there?

[Sonic turns one way, causing the bank robbers to collide into one wall in the truck]

Sonic:
And now this way!

[Sonic proceeds to make another turn, making the bank robbers hit the other wall while all the money they stole fly out of the truck. Sonic laughs as the chase continues]

Sonic:
Woo-hoo!

[The Armored Truck Security Guard in the back of the truck looks and pleads to Sonic, mumbling due to his mouth being covered with duct tape]

Sonic:
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak duct tape.

[Sonic peels off the duct tape, allowing the Armored Truck Security Guard to speak]

Armored Truck Security Guard: What the heck are you?!

Sonic:
Fear not, citizen. I am the hero you need and the hero you deserve. The blue dawn that banishes the darkest--[Abruptly notices something ahead] HOLY CRAP!

[Sonic quickly spots a pedestrian on the road and proceeds to scream with the Armored Truck Security Guard as he takes the wheel and drives around her. The Armored Truck Security Guard continues to scream]

Sonic:
Don't worry! Nobody's gonna get hurt!

[The chase continues as the bag of dynamite proceeds to slide right next to Sonic]

Sonic:
Huh. What are those?

Armored Truck Security Guard: Bombs! Bombs! They're bombs! Those are bombs!

Sonic:
Relax, they're not even lit! so I'll say again, nobody's gonna get--

[The dynamite sticks turn on as their fuses ignite]

Sonic:
Ahh! I was wrong! We're all gonna die!

Armored Truck Security Guard: Why aren't you slowing down?!

Sonic:
That would require brakes.

[Sonic presses on the brakes to no avail as they are blocked by the body of one of the unconscious bank robbers. Sonic takes the bag of dynamite with his foot and picks it up with his hand]

Sonic:
Ahh, ohh. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

Armored Truck Security Guard: Why don't you let the police handle this?!

Sonic:
Because that's not what heroes do!

[Sonic throws all the dynamite sticks out the window. They all fall into a random garbage truck before they explode, scattering its trash everywhere]

Sonic:
Thank you very much! Please hold your applause!

[Trash falls on the windshield of the truck. The chase continues. The Armored Truck Security Guard hears a sizzling sound]

Armored Truck Security Guard: Do you hear that? There's one bomb left!

Sonic:
Uh... uh oh.

[Sonic zooms toward the truck's small cubby and proceeds to look under]

Armored Truck Security Guard: Did you check under the seat?

Sonic:
Of course I checked under the seat!

[The car chase continues]

Armored Truck Security Guard: You are terrible at this!

[Sonic latches onto the wire on the door separating him and the Armored Truck Security Guard.]

Sonic:
You know what? Your negative attitude is not helping anyone!

[The Armored Truck Security Guard sees a sizzling dynamite stick in Sonic's head quills]

Armored Truck Security Guard: It's in your spiky things!

[Sonic spins around rapidly before getting the dynamite stick out and holds it up.]

Sonic:
Ha! I can never find anything in here!

[Sonic throws the dynamite stick out the window. The dynamite stick rolls away, before falling into a drainage pipe on the side of the sidewalk]

Sonic:
Drained it from downtown!

[Sonic imitates triumphant trumpet music before retaking the wheel]

Sonic:
See? I told you no one would get hurt!

[They look up to see that they are headed straight for an ice cream stand]

Sonic:
Holy sherbet!

[Sonic looks around and looks to a bag of power tools]

Sonic:
Oh, hello!

[Sonic zooms towards the power tools and appears then on the roof of the truck, holding a drill in his hand]

Sonic:
Don't panic! This is only a drill!

[Sonic proceeds to use the drill to remove the screws on the roof before zooming all over the truck, removing all its screws and bolts. Everyone at the ice cream stand look to the incoming truck and scream before the truck starts falling apart as it heads right toward them, leaving only the undercarriage, the Armored Truck Security Guard and the unconscious bank robbers, to slide to a halt in front of the ice cream stand. The Armored Truck Security Guard looks to a boy behind him, shocked as a scoop on his ice cream falls off and plops to the ground. Meanwhile, the dynamite stick from earlier explodes, causing all the drainage caps on the street to explode and reveal geysers of water bursting out of them all to the 1812 Overture. The bank robbers regain consciousness, just as the Seattle Police Department arrives at the scene to arrest them. The Armored Truck Security Guard looks at Sonic on top of a building]

Sonic:
No need to thank me, citizens. All in a night's work for... [Does a pose] Blue Justice!

Armored Truck Security Guard: You're a terrible hero!

[Sonic laughs as he runs down the building and through the ruined streets before running off to his house]

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