Sonic the hedgehog 2 Page #5

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[We see Ozzy walking across the room with his back covered in shaving cream]

Tom:
Uh-huh. Goodnight, bud.

[Tom hangs up and walks up to Randall, who walks up to him]

Tom:
Hey! I was just coming over to say hi.

Randall:
[Annoyed] Yo, you got a lot of nerve coming up in here after what you did to my fiancé!

Tom:
W-wait, what?

Randall:
Totaling her car, leaving her tied to a chair, man? I should rip you limb from limb.

[Tom stands there speechless, but Randall then starts to laugh]

Randall:
Oh, my God! Look at your face! Tommy, breathe, baby! Hey! I was kidding!

Tom:
Okay! [Laughs] You were kidding?

Randall:
Yeah! I'm sorry. Rachel put me up to it. It was totally her idea.

Tom:
Yeah, rascal!

Randall:
Listen, I don't know if you're aware... Rachel does not care for you at all.

Tom:
Oh, I'm aware.

[Rachel and Maddie proceed to walk up to Tom and Randal]

Randall:
Seriously bro, you got work to do.

[Rachel walks up to Tom]

Rachel:
Hey!

Tom:
Hey!

Rachel:
Good to see you. Thanks for coming, Tom. Really glad you came!

Tom:
Really? Well, great! Great to see you too. Congratulations. You guys seem, like, really happy together.

Rachel:
You know, you're all right Thomas Wachowski. Can we bury the hatchet?

Tom:
I'd love that.

Rachel:
Yeah?

Tom:
Yeah!

Rachel:
All right, bring it in!

[Rachel proceeds to hug Tom tightly]

Rachel:
[Whispers] And if you screw up my wedding, I will end you.

[Tom gives a face of worry and fear]

[scene change:
Wachowski house, night]

[Sonic and Ozzy are watching TV, as Sonic is eating a bowl of popcorn]

Sonic:
All right, Ozzy, its movie night at Casa de Sonic, and it's your turn to pick.

[Outside, a Ring portal forms]

Sonic:
But I am not watching Snow Dogs again. That movie is the [Singsong] worst!

[Suddenly, the lights shut off]

Sonic:
[Laughs] Blackout!

[Sonic zooms away and returns, turning on a flashlight to reveal him in a blanket]

Sonic:
[Spooky voice] Oooohhh... Oooozzzziiiee...

[Ozzy whimpers and runs off]

Sonic:
Oh, sorry buddy. Everything's okay.

[Suddenly, the TV screen shows a static screen, startling Sonic and causing him to walk out of the room]

Sonic:
Um, excuse me? We did not order a poltergeist.

[Sonic leaves, lightning flashes to reveal a shadow. Sonic makes it to the door]

Sonic:
Um, if this is the pizza guy, this is really unprofessional.

[Sonic gently presses against the door and reaches for the nob, only for sparks to surround it, making Sonic back away. Soon after, the doorknob falls off, and the door slowly opens up to reveal Dr. Robotnik across from Sonic with his finger of his control glove glowing like a taser]

Sonic:
Eggman?

[Dr. Robotnik blows out the taser like a candle and looks at Sonic]

Dr. Robotnik:
Hello, Hedgehog. Did you miss me?

Sonic:
I don't know how you got back, but you made a big mistake coming here.

Dr. Robotnik:
Oh contraire mon frère! The mistake was thinking that you've won. But that was just a prelude, an hors d'oeuvre, an aperitif, an Amuse-bouche--

Sonic:
[Tersely] I get it!

[Dr. Robotnik chuckles as he walks forward waving a finger]

Dr. Robotnik:
I don't think you do. But you're about to. And so will that idiot sheriff and his wife.

[Sonic makes a fist with chaos energy building up]

Dr. Robotnik:
And your little dog, too!

[Sonic rushes up and time slows as Sonic prepares to punch Dr. Robotnik in the face. Dr. Robotnik then backs away to reveal Knuckles leaping right at a surprised Sonic. Time goes back to normal as Knuckles punches Sonic right through a wall, destroying the TV. Sonic lays on the couch dazed, as he looks through the wall to see Knuckles looking right at him]

Knuckles:
Pitiful.

[Knuckles walks through the hallways as Sonic gets up]

Sonic:
Huh, what... Who are you?

[Dr. Robotnik sticks his head through the hole]

Dr. Robotnik:
Where are my manners?

[Dr. Robotnik walks through the hallway and stands right behind Knuckles]

Dr. Robotnik:
Sonic, meet Knuckles. My new BFFAE: Bestest friend forever and ever!

[Sonic gets on the floor and gets his bag of Rings as he wears it like a strapped backpack]

Sonic:
Look, Robotnik, I don't care who you brought to help you. You're never going to get my power.

Knuckles:
Do I look like I need your power?

[Knuckles raises his fist to reveal red chaos energy coursing through it. Sonic dashes at Knuckles, only for Knuckles to punch him straight through the wall, making him fall backwards. Sonic regains consciousness and looks to Knuckles, standing across from him, pounding his fists together. Dr. Robotnik appears at the scene, eating Sonic's popcorn]

Dr. Robotnik:
So nice when diabolical evil lives up to the hype!

[Sonic gets up to face Knuckles, who stands his ground]

Knuckles:
Where is it?

Sonic:
Oh you want it? Here it comes!

[Sonic starts building up chaos energy]

Knuckles:
I was expecting more of you. You're unskilled.

[Sonic looks at Knuckles sternly]

Knuckles:
Untrained.

[Sonic gets on his hands and knees]

Knuckles:
And unworthy!

[Dr. Robotnik gobbles Sonic's popcorn with his mouth open]

Sonic:
You forgot one. Unstoppable!

[Sonic zooms right at Knuckles, resulting in an explosion of light. As it dims, it is revealed that Knuckles is holding Sonic in place in his spin attack form. Knuckles walks forward, raises a fist, and pummels Sonic into the ground, creating a massive explosion of chaos energy and a large crater. Dr. Robotnik drops his bowl in a comedic fashion in slow motion. Sonic is grabbed by the throat by Knuckles and is pinned against a tree]

Knuckles:
It is my destiny to do what my ancestors could not. To restore the ultimate power to the home of my people.

[Dr. Robotnik overhears with interest]

Sonic:
Ultimate power? I don't know what your talking about! You got the wrong guy!

Dr. Robotnik:
Ultimate power? Now you're speaking my language.

Knuckles:
Don't play dumb with me, apprentice of Longclaw!

Sonic:
You knew Longclaw?

Knuckles:
Longclaw and her people were the sworn enemy of my tribe, the echidna.

[Chaos energy builds up as Knuckles raises his fist]

Knuckles:
We fought and died at their hands, and now you will die in mine.

[Suddenly, a police car crashes through the fence with its emergency lights blazing, heading right toward Knuckles, who lets go of Sonic, but gets hit and sent into the green house with Dr. Robotnik startled by the ordeal. Tails reveals himself from the drivers seat]

Tails:
Come on! Get in! I'm on your side!

Sonic:
I'm sorry, who are you?

[Sonic looks to a groaning Knuckles, who starts to regain consciousness]

Sonic:
You know what? It doesn't matter.

[Sonic gets into the car, only for Dr. Robotnik to leap at the windshield, making Sonic and Tails scream]

Sonic:
Get us outta here! Go, go, go, go, go!

[Tails presses a button on his Miles Electric and small magnetic gadgets on the pedals make the car go in circles. Dr. Robotnik barks like a dog as he claws at Sonic's side of the windshield]

Sonic:
Aahhh! He's gone rabid!

[Dr. Robotnik snarls at Tails and proceeds to lick the windshield]

Tails:
Gross! Is he licking it?!

[Tails turns the car left]

Tails:
See ya!

[Turning right, Tails tosses Dr. Robotnik into the bushes as he and Sonic drive off]

Sonic:
Make sure to get your shots, Eggman!

[Dr. Robotnik gets up and looks at the leaving vehicle. Knuckles gets up growling, his eyes glowing red as he proceeds to give chase to the car at high speed. Sonic shouts in fear as he looks to see Knuckles heading right toward them]

Tails:
Wow. Okay, let me just say, it is an honor to finally meet you, Sonic. Is it okay if I call you Sonic? Everyone calls me Tails. You're probably wondering why.

Sonic:
Let me guess. Because of the extra tail?

Tails:
That's right! I should've known you'd get that.

Sonic:
Cool. Also, what is going on?! Robotnik's back? And who is Clifford the Big Red Rage Monster?!

Tails:
That's Knuckles. The last of the echidnas, and the most dangerous warrior in the galaxy. He's obsessed with finding the Master Emerald.

Sonic:
Are you serious? The Master Emerald? That's just a bedtime story.

Tails:
Well, he believes it's real, and he must think you're the key to finding it.

[Sonic looks and sees a red light on the road]

Sonic:
Red light! Red light! Give me the wheel!

[Sonic pushes Tails away as he takes the wheel]

Tails:
Hey! What are you--

Sonic:
Move your foot!

[Sonic drives right pass a Splash Hills water gallon truck and looks to see that Knuckles is no longer on their trail]

Sonic:
[Sighs] I think we lost him.

[Knuckles dashes right through the truck and leaps onto the roof of Sonic and Tails' car, ripping off the siren lights and punching right through the roof, making Sonic and Tails scream]

Sonic:
We did not lose him! We definitely did not lose him!

[Knuckles rips the car door off, just as they head for a cliff road. Tails looks down to see the dropping ground as they head for a turn on the road]

Tails:
I got an idea! Do you trust me?

Sonic:
Of course not! I literally just met you!

Tails:
Just let me--

Sonic:
Whoa, what are you doing?!

[Tails takes the steering wheel and drives right towards the turn. Soon after, they drive right off the edge as Tails proceeds to grab Sonic's hands and use his twin-tails to fly them out of the car. Knuckles leaps out and slams the spikes on his gloves into the side of the cliff as the car explodes against the ground below. Back with Sonic, he has his eyes closed, screaming, until he realizes that he is in the air, flying]

Sonic:
We're flying. Uh, did your butt just turn into a helicopter?

Tails:
[Laughs] A butt-copter! [Sighs] Only Sonic the Hedgehog can come up with something like that.

[Sonic and Tails proceed to fly away as Dr. Robotnik arrives on a riding lawn mower that he gets off and kicks indignantly as he watches Sonic and Tails fly away]

Dr. Robotnik:
[Chuckles] Foxy move...

[Dr. Robotnik raises his control glove and starts tapping on it]

Dr. Robotnik:
Want something done right, you have to hire someone you can push around. All-caps.

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