SOS: Save Our Skins Page #8

Synopsis: SOS: Save Our Skins is the tale of two hapless British geeks who wake up in New York City only to find that the entire human race has vanished. But as they explore the seemingly empty world before them, Ben and Stephen soon realize they're not alone after all... Juggling sci-fi, comedy and horror, SOS: Save Our Skins sends Ben and Stephen on a desperate journey to find their loved ones, escape the jaws of death and work out why they're one of the few remaining people on Earth. But the answer to the mystery is bigger, crazier and more apocalyptic than they could ever have imagined, and puts the fate of the planet into their very stupid hands.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Kent Sobey
  2 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.4
Year:
2014
98 min
41 Views


You can do that, can't you?

Use your special healing hand?

My powers are no longer

strong enough.

What about the spaceship?

You have to beam us onto it!

You must do it.

Is there a manual?

You must input the coordinates.

The sequence is

3-3-3-3-7-3...

Have you got a pencil?

Say that again...

3-3-3-7-3-7-3?

Did you mean, like,

three sevens, or seven threes?

Andrew?

Andrew?

You... idiots.

I shouldn't have bothered...

trying to... save you.

Say it again!

- 3-3-7- What was it?

- Shut up!

Don't forget to press the bu...

He's gone!

I mean,

he's not actually gone -

He's still here, but he's dead.

I think he said

3-3-3-7-3-7.

But what was that at the end?

"Buh" - Did he mean "beam"?

Surely he meant "beam"!

- He didn't say "beam".

- Yeah, because he died!

I think it was

3-3-7-3-80.

- 80?

- It was something like that.

We have to get it right!

I'm sure he meant "beam".

- You idiots!

- Just try it.

3-3-3-7-3- "beam".

Well, that was a big waste of-

Time...

I don't think those were

the right numbers...

I think they were,

actually, Susan,

because we've just summoned

a massive spaceship!

We weren't supposed

to summon a spaceship,

we were supposed to beam

ourselves onto one.

It's fine! I guess this

is how we get beamed up.

Wow, we just summoned

a spaceship!

- We did it!

- We did it!

We just hailed

the biggest cab in the galaxy!

The entire human race

is aboard that!

I told you those weren't

the right numbers.

It's raining men...

Oh my God!

Ugh!

I think that's Terry!

So, do you want

to be my best man?

- Sorry, what?

- I'll tell you later.

I guess on the plus side,

we did stop the asteroid

from hitting Earth,

so it's not all bad.

Ben, we just killed

the entire human race!

I thought I was bad -

all I did was kill 12 people...

Andrew the Alien was right.

We're really under-intelligent.

So what do we do now?

Just wait around for a while,

see what happens.

Oh my God!

GTVPhons! I I!

I f***ing hate gryphons!

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Chris Hayward

Christopher Robert "Chris" Hayward (June 19, 1925 – November 20, 2006) was an American television writer and producer. He was the co-creator, with Allan Burns, of the television shows The Munsters (1964) and My Mother the Car (1965), and the creator of Dudley Do-Right. more…

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