Sparrows Dance
1
Bye, Martha.
Toni, are you still up?
Toni?
Yes.
It's me. It's Sam.
Can I come in?
Yes, Sam.
- Mind if I put your light on?
- Yes.
I knew you were out.
I was sound asleep, I've got a headache.
Okay.
I've got something
to tell you, Toni.
Yes, Sam.
It's my house.
You f***ed her in my bed?
Did you f*** her on my f***ing bed?
Did you f*** on my bed?
You're not going home.
There's two teenagers on the street.
One of them is trying
to steal something.
The guy is trying to steal something from the girl,
but the girl's
screaming for help.
Somebody help me!
Stop it!
On Clinton between Houston and Stanton.
Help me!
Do something.
What's wrong with you f***ing people?
Jesus!
Help me! F*** you.
Go back to her.
F***. F***ing do something.
F*** you.
No, I ain't gonna give you sh*t.
Get help!
Please, I f***ing beg.
F***ing help me! Somebody help me!
Somebody!
Summer may seem far away...
...but now
is the time to plan.
Check out the Fresh Box
Summer Camp...
Right smack in the depth of your soul
You'll find a core
The purity of which
is begging
To start you
from the front
Bang, the gun goes off
The run is weak
and you barely left your seat
Meanwhile
these iniquities are...
Hi. Yes.
For delivery, please.
My number is 347-989-3792.
Yeah. That's the address.
Uh-huh.
Yes, 5F. Right.
Um... I'd like the scallion pancakes,
broccoli and garlic sauce.
Um... Large.
And, um, yeah, hold on.
What do you want, Jim?
Uh, yeah,
I'll have a vegetable fried rice and...
Oh, and a ginger ale.
Did you hear him?
Oh, good. Okay.
Um, cash. Yeah.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, wait. Oh, f***. Hello?
Yeah. Hi.
Could you tell me how much that is?
Yeah, hello?
Oh, hi.
Delivery.
Yeah. No.
Hold on a second, Charles.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you see the money?
Yeah, I see it.
Could you please just leave the
bag of food on the floor there
and take the money, okay?
Yeah, yeah. No, I know.
Yeah, it's here.
Yeah. Okay?
Okay.
Thank you.
What? Do you want me
to leave it here?
Yeah. Yeah, right.
Okay.
Thanks so much.
Have a good night.
Okay, you too.
Personally,
I like to jump off rocks
and bridges and things
into water.
I know some people
like to go shopping
and some people
like to shoot guns.
But if you found something
that makes you feel truly alive
and it doesn't hurt anybody else while you do it,
well done, you won
the game of life.
There's a secret to life
Remind me to tell you
When you grow up
How brave you are...
How brave you are
To come and join...
What the f***?
What the f***?
Water!
Water? Now?
What the f***?
Water!
What the f*** about?
It's draining down all over my f***ing soccer jersey!
Oh, f***. Oh, f***.
You got water flooding all over the f***ing hallway
and down into the stairwell.
F***. I see it.
Thank you. It's the toilet.
Sh*t. I'm sorry!
Thank you so much. I'm so sorry.
I'm on it. Thank you.
F***.
Can I just
speak to one of your plumbers by phone?
You could look it up
by phone.
No, I understand
that it would cost money.
I'm saying maybe one of your plumbers
could walk me through it by phone
on the phone.
That's not how you do things?
Does that mean you won't do it like that?
Fine.
So my options are what?
Yes. I want
to fix the toilet.
No, I'm not a f***ing plumber.
I think you f***ing know that.
Yeah, excuse my French.
Okay. Fine.
Send the plumber over.
Wait, it's really not possible
that we could do this by phone?
Hello?
Plumber.
Hello?
A lot of locks, huh?
This ain't a bad
part of town, is it?
Not particularly, no.
You got a great
ramen noodle shop downstairs.
You must visit it frequently.
Not really.
No?
You're missing out.
It's very authentic.
Not that I've ever
been to Japan.
Have you?
Yes.
A long time ago.
Cool.
May I come in?
Yes. Sorry.
Let's see
what we got here.
This the culprit?
Hey, can we move this footstool over and put this on it?
Oh, yeah.
Let's see what we got.
Well, not out of nowhere,
it was making noises the past few weeks.
Gee, what kind of noises?
It would start running and then it
would stop and make a sort of a...
Well, like that, but quiet.
I don't know what that is.
Could you do it again?
No, I'm not. That was good.
That was a good faulty toilet imitation.
I'm gonna get out of the way.
You're not in the way.
Is it okay if I walk around
your apartment in my boots?
Nothing hidden
under the floorboards?
What? No.
and my boot went right through the floorboard, like...
Boom, boom, boom.
Just like that.
You wanna hear it again?
Boom, boom, boom.
It was cool, though.
He was a nice old guy.
He had a kerosene stove.
And a sap.
A blackjack, a sap is a blackjack.
He was a nice guy.
Over on 16th Street
on 7th Avenue.
I'm gonna go over there
to the kitchen, okay?
Great.
You got no flow.
What?
You got no flow in here,
in my opinion.
Oh.
Don't worry. I'll fix it.
Is there anything
I can do?
Nah, just sit loose.
You mean "hang tight"?
Okay. Yeah. Hang tight.
You got somewhere
you gotta be?
I can keep working,
but it's gonna be a while longer.
Okay.
Okay. Yeah? You can stay?
I can work longer?
Yes.
Hey.
Hmm?
So, I'll have to come back
tomorrow, okay?
What? Why?
You have, like,
a work schedule issue?
Because I can schedule it
for later in the week.
I just figure you wanna get it
fixed as soon as possible.
I do wanna get it fixed
as soon as possible.
So, tomorrow is okay then?
You couldn't fix it now?
What happened?
It's your plumbing.
It's ancient.
It's actually very rare.
Meaning I'm gonna have to come
back tomorrow with the right parts.
but it's still gonna probably make
those noises unless I come back.
Most people have
more updated plumbing.
But in this place,
basically,
like, your toilet plumbing
is from the '40s.
It's filled with sediment,
delta mud, potato bag oil.
Really?
No.
But it might as well be.
So I'm gonna have to go
and find those parts.
Those are basically like antique Sandy Koufax parts.
But then, I'll be able to fix your toilet,
I'm pretty sure.
Let me get my purse.
Oh, no,
you don't have to pay me until tomorrow
and I'm not gonna
charge you any extra.
It's not your fault the building hasn't
updated its plumbing in 50 years.
I appreciate that.
No sweat.
You like The Three Stooges?
They're okay, I guess. Why?
No reason.
It just popped in my mind.
If you have any problems with that toilet,
you just give me a call.
You have your own website?
Don't you work for Harry's Plumbing Company?
I do, yes. But I like
to give my clients
and my direct website.
full of predators and perverts
So if you know anybody that's doing, like,
a wedding or a bar mitzvah,
let me know 'cause I play
for next to nothing.
I mean, jazz is my thing,
but I can play any kind of music.
Um, Polish music,
even polka music.
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