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Those crybabies wanted to come inside with us.

-It's sad, they have nowhere to go.

-They'll have to get down in the grass somewhere.

It tickles your bum...

-Shall we lay down?

-Upstairs?

Not my room, let's take my

parents' bed instead. Nice and big.

Mind the bedspread!

Get off it for a moment.

What's that? Read it to me.

"Rien, don't let Maya leave too late

or her mom will get worried. Dad"

Your dad is so sweet...

My old man, what a guy.

Bye girls...

-Just look how high...

-Not so high!

-We're going home, bye! -Quit it!

-You'll be fine, okay?

-I'm scared, don't be an a**hole!

-Quit it!

Go to the back of the building!

Just enter there. -Where? -Back there!

We're on our way.

Watch it, this is creepy...

Over there! Through that window!

lift me up.

Cozy.

What are you looking at?

Go find your own spot.

Come, let's go in here.

-I think I had a little too much to drink.

-That's allright.

Hold on for a moment...

What's wrong?

-I'm having my period.

-Jesus! Couldn't you have told me before?

It's only just started.

That's just great.

I can't get it in.

It's totally limp.

Huh? Damnit.

My arm is getting tired.

It looks just like a shrimp!

I had too much booze, do you mind?

If they find out,

I'll look like an idiot.

They don't have to know,

let's just pretend.

But what should I do?

Just moan, like in 'Turks Fruit.'

-Moan?

-Yes!

Like this?

Yes...

Louder... Louder!

More! More!

-Eef? -Yo!

-Ready?

Yeah, I just have to get rid of the mess.

-Let's go

-Yeah.

-Not bad, huh?

-I really nailed her good...

-Hurry up.

-It was great, wasn't it?

-Super.

-Wait for me!

-Hey Eef.

-Wow.

(Rien) -Did you find a spot last night?

-Hey, I'm riding with Eef!

-Can't I...?

-No, you go with Hans.

What, on his shitty bike? It won't

start again and we'll be left behind.

It started right up this morning!

Ok guys, let's go!

God...damnit!

What a piece of crap!

It worked, right?! Everything was ok!

Calm down, it can happen to anyone.

(Speaker) # All riders

in the 125cc, come to the start please #

What the hell are you waiting for, moron?

the race is getting started!!

Yeah, chill out will you?!

-Will you be careful?

-I want to win it.

-Well, I'll see you there.

-What about me?

If you're such a good mechanic,

why can't you fix my bike?

Now shut the f*** up or I'm not touching it again!

You know what's your problem?

You drink too much, your hands tremble.

-Is that right? F*** off then! Do it yourself!

-D*ckhead!

Out of the way!

(Speaker) # ...coming up is the 125cc... #

# that's the youth, and our youth has the future! #

# I can see them show up at the starting grid...

The favorites for this race... #

# That's number 12, it's Piet... #

# Number 8 is Rien Hartman,

very concentrated. There's a lot at stake! #

# ...Hey, We have a late arrival, number 21.

That's Hans Blaak. #

# Hurry up boy, or you'll miss the start! #

# Just a few seconds left, ladies and gentlemen... #

# Ready... #

# ...First out of the gate is number 8,

that's Rien Hartman. Way to go Rien! #

# ...They are coming round the bend.

Still leading is Rien Hartman. Bravo! #

# Keep it up Rien, it's going fantastic!

This way you'll make it for sure! #

Hup Rien!

Hurry up! Hurry up!

(Speaker) # Now in first position is Robbie Meyer...

Also a great showing! #

# Now we're in the final stages of the race

and it's obvious who is going to win... #

# That's number 8, I can see him coming right now

and it's Rien Hartman, the winner! #

# A wonderful performance,

showing real class. Congratulations! #

-Hey, guys!

-There he is, Rien!

You've won! Rien, fantastic!

That was awesome, fantastic!

-Good job Rien!

-You did very well yourself.

My bike didn't work.

Better luck next time...

-Let's go eat something, guys!

-Wait a minute, put it on!

-Yeah, ok...

-Looks nice.

Hey guys...

Gerrit Witkamp!

Hey Gerrit!

-Rien!

-Congratulations.

-Thanks.

-You're not getting too good, are you?

-You better watch out!

The other leg too.

-It's still cold.

-I'll heat it up for you.

-If it's cold we don't cram it.

-Anything else I can do for you?

-Yeah, spread 'em!

-You can have my "kroket" as well. It's very hot.

-Shall I put it in the frying pan?

-Ah that's good.

Let it steam for a while.

(announcer) # I can reveal that

Rien Hartman is the champion. #

# I'd say, Japanese sponsors, pay attention! #

# ...pay attention to the slender young guy

in white. That's number 8, Rien Hartman. #

Here's your kroket. Warm.

Wow, nice prize.

Did you win it?

Don't be funny,

I found it in a ditch somewhere...

Well, the champion gets to choose,

it's on the house.

No way, we'll pay for it.

Mind your own business.

It happens to be my business.

I'll have some fries and a salad.

I'll have a kroket.

One salad...

What about you?

Fries.

I'll have two fried d*cks

and a bear's cock.

You're so funny!

What a joker!

Hey, pay up!

-That's a good one!

-Pay for what? We didn't get anything.

We're not going to pay for your crap.

See you later!

Hey fellas, don't be jackasses.

Just pay up now.

A**holes, give me the money!

Just back off...or we'll do something different...

like this!

(makes chicken noises)

Grab him! Grab him!

Stand back,

I'll throw this all over him!

Now give me the money, damnit!

Pay up, I'm not going to let you screw up

what little I have.

Let's have it.

Go on, give me the money,

you son of a b*tch.

You too.

Pay up.

-Here you go.

-Thanks.

(announcer) # ...and here's the man you all

came to see. Gerrit Witkamp... #

-Jaap! ok! # -...Gerrit Witkamp,

the national champion... #

-Hey, Witkamp is going to race!

-Let's hurry to the track guys!

I'll get you.

A**hole. #@&

That girl has guts,

she made them pay.

She a slut.

She's worthless, just like her fries...

Jealous?

-Why should I be? Isn't that right Rien?

Let's go guys!

(announcer) # Just a few seconds left

before the start of the 500 cc race... #

# ...with our very own Gerrit Witkamp. #

# The tension is unbearable...

If Gerrit wants to become world champion... #

# And here they go! As you can see,

Gerrit Witkamp is in the lead...! #

# ...and holds on to it, he's first through the bend! #

# They can't keep up,

they just can't! #

# What an fantastic start,

just fantastic! #

(TV) # This puts Witkam at the top of the league,

above 'De Havert,' above 'Strauss...' #

# ...with just one race left in this season,

there can be no doubt... #

# ...Gerrit Witkamp will be the next world champion. #

-# For some comments... #

-Hey old man!

-And?

-I won!

Everyone... the new Witkamp!

Drinks are on the house.

-What about you?

-I fell...

-You fell...

-Hans, help me out here.

Next time, when I get a new bike..

you just wait and see.

You'll just fall again.

Ladies and gentlemen. Rehearsal!

Beer!

Dad...

Allright, just one swig

and then we start.

-Rien, here's to your victory.

-Cheers, guys.

I have to get going,

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