Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Page #2

♪ Unh. Unh ♪ ♪ Unh. Unh ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Ha, sicker than Your average ♪

♪ Poppa twist cabbage Off instinct ♪

♪ Don't think ♪

[TIRES SCREECH, HORN HONKS]

♪ My Detroit players, timbs for My hooligans in Brooklyn ♪

♪ Dead right, if the head Right, Biggie there e'rynight ♪

[CELL PHONE BUZZES]

♪ Never lose, never choose to Bruise crews who ♪

♪ Do something to us... ♪ ♪ Come on ♪ Uncle Aaron! Hey! Were you scared?

[BLOWING RASPBERRIES ON GLASS]

[CHUCKLES]

[GRUNTING] You want that?

What's up with school?

Going great! Got tons of friends.

You can't tell me it's all that bad there.

Smart girls is where it's at.

Place must be full of 'em.

[CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]

No, there's no one.

Yo, I can't have no nephew of mine on the streets with no game.

Hey, I got game. There's a new girl.

Actually, you know, she's kinda into me.

You know how it is.

What's her name?

[STUTTERS] You know, we layin' down the groundwork right now.

[LAUGHS] You know about the shoulder touch?

'Course I do.

But tell me anyway.

Tomorrow, find that girl. You walk up to her and be like:

[SUAVELY] "Hey." [LAUGHS]

You serious, Uncle Aaron?

I'm tellin' you, man, it's science.

So walk up to her and be like: "Hey."

[SUAVELY] No, no, no, no. Like: "Hey."

[DEEPLY] "Hey."

[SUAVELY] No. "Hey."

[GRAVELLY] "Hey."

[LAUGHS]

You sure you my nephew, man? [PHONE BEEPS]

Is that her?

I should probably go. Still got a paper to do tonight.

Yo, you been holdin' out on me? You throw these up yet?

Naw, man. You know my dad. I can't.

Come on. I got a spot you ain't gon' believe.

Naw, I can't. I can't. Can't.

[♪♪♪]

I'm gonna get in so much trouble.

AARON:
Hey, man. Tell him your art teacher made you.

MILES:
How'd you know about this place?

AARON:
Did an engineering job down here.

♪ One, two, three Four, five... ♪

[MILES STRAINING]

[GRUNTS]

What's up? [LAUGHS]

Yeah, man, I knew we were related.

MILES:
Whoa!

[ECHOING] Brooklyn!

[CHUCKLES]

AARON:
There's a lot of history on these walls.

This is so fresh.

[BREAKBEAT RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

[SPRAY CANS RATTLING]

And now you on your own, Miles.

Whoa, slow down a little.

That's better.

♪ Who's the black sheep? What's the black sheep? ♪

♪ Don't know who I am When I'm coming so you sleep ♪ See what you got now? Makin' mistakes is part of it.

♪ And you can't beat that... ♪

The real Miles comin' outta hidin'.

♪ You gotta hay? It's for the hoes ♪ Now you can cut that line with another color.

♪ You can get with this Or you can get with that ♪

♪ You can get with this or You can get with that ♪

♪ You can get with this Or you can get with that ♪

♪ I think you'll get with this For this is where it's at ♪ Little help?

♪ ...who was quite contrary Talkin' 'bout Mary... ♪ AARON: Did you want drips? 'Cause if you do, that's cool, but if you don't, you gotta keep it moving.

MILES:
That's intentional.

[CHUCKLES]

Wow. Is it too crazy?

No, man.

Miles, I see exactly what you're doing there.

Yeah. You know, me and your dad used to do this back in the day.

Stop lyin'. It's true.

Then he took on the cop thing, and I don't know...

He's a good guy, just...

You know what I'm sayin'.

[PHONE BEEPS, VIBRATES]

All right, come on, man. I gotta roll.

[CAMERA CLICKS]

[GASPS]

[♪♪♪]

([VENOM GUSHING, BUBBLING)]

AARON:
Miles, let's go.

[♪♪♪]

[MAN WHISTLING]

[ALARM BEEPS]

[BUTTON CLICKS, ALARM STOPS]

[THINKING] That's weird.

My pants shrank.

I think I hit puberty.

[BELL RINGS]

[THINKING] I gotta get new pants.

Wait. Why is the voice in my head so loud?

What?

Oh! Are you okay? What?

[THINKING] Why am I so sweaty?

Why are you so sweaty?

It's a puberty thing.

I don't know why I said that. I'm not going through puberty.

I did, but I'm done.

[IN DEEP VOICE] I'm a man.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] So you're, like, new here, right? We got that in common.

Yeah. That's one thing.

Cool. Yeah. I'm Miles.

I'm Gwe... anda.

Wait, your name is Gwanda?

Yes, it's African. I'm South African.

No accent though 'cause I was raised here.

[THINKING] Do the shoulder touch now before she walks away.

Why is this so scary?

Am I doing this in slow motion or does it just feel that way?

I'm kidding. It's Wanda. No "G." That's crazy. Heh.

[DEEPLY] Hey.

Okay, then.

I'll see you around.

Oh. See you.

Sorry. Um... Hey.

Oh, crap. Can you let go, please?

I can't let go. Ow! Ow! Calm down. It's fine.

[BOTH GRUNT]

Miles, let go. Workin' on it.

It's just puberty. [STUDENTS MURMURING]

I don't think you know what puberty is. Just relax.

Okay, I have a plan. Great.

I'm gonna pull really hard. That's a terrible plan.

One. Don't do this.

Two. Three!

[SCREAMS]

[HAIR CLIPPERS BUZZING]

Nice to meet you?

Sure. Total pleasure.

[THINKING] No one saw. It's okay.

No one knows, no one knows.

[♪♪♪]

Everyone knows.

Everyone knows. They're talkin' 'bout me.

They saw everything!

He knows. She knows. They know.

Wow, she's super tall.

Why is he smiling? Am I the weird guy now?

What am I doing?

That guy's such a weirdo.

[THINKING] How do I stop?

Can they hear my thoughts?!

Why are all my thoughts so loud?!

Hey! I know you snuck out last night, Morales.

[THINKING] Play dumb!

Who's Morales?

[THINKING] Not that dumb!

Hey!

[♪♪♪]

[YELPS]

[THINKING] Okay, okay. You're okay.

You're okay.

He'll never find you.

No.

[♪♪♪]

Ow! [GRUNTING]

What are you doing in my office, Morales?!

Morales! Open up!

♪ Oh, Spider-bells Goblin smells ♪ Why is this happening?

MAN [ON COMPUTER]: ♪ Spider-buggy blew a tire ♪ He's got a nice voice.

♪ Spidey-bells, Spidey-bells ♪ GUARD: Open up! [MILES GRUNTS]

Stop sticking! [YELPING]

Keep sticking, Miles! Oh!

[♪♪♪]

[SCREAMING]

[PECKING]

Hofstadter is suggesting...

...is that we...

...look on the...

[STUDENTS CHATTERING]

[MILES YELPING] [GASPS]

[MILES GRUNTING]

Okay.

[YELLING, GRUNTING]

My room!

"Why is this happening?"

[♪♪♪]

[THINKING] "Please stop sticking."

"Please keep st..."

Wait, wait, wait.

How could there be two Spider-Men?

There can't be two Spider-Men.

[THINKING] Can there?

[♪♪♪]

[THINKING] Come on, Uncle Aaron, pick up. Pick up!

AARON [OVER VOICE MAIL]: Yo, it's Aaron.

I'm outta town for a few days.

I'll hit you when I'm back. Peace.

No. No-No-No-No-No.

It's not possible!

It's just puberty.

It's a normal spider and I'm a normal kid!

[BRAKES SCREECH] [GRUNTS]

All right!

[THINKING] I gotta tell someone.

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