Spider-Man Page #3

But just because you can

beat him up...

...doesn't give you the right to.

Remember, with great power

comes great responsibility.

Are you afraid that I'm going to turn into some

kind of criminal? Quit worrying about me, okay?

Something's different.

I'll figure it out. Stop lecturing, please.

I don't mean to lecture and I don't mean to

preach. And I know I'm not your father--

Then stop pretending to be!

Right.

I'll pick you up here at 1 0.

Bone Saw! Bone Saw! Bone Saw!

Bone Saw! Bone Saw! Bone Saw!

Bone Saw! Bone Saw! Bone Saw!

Bone Saw! Bone Saw! Bone Saw!

- One, two, three. That's it!

- Who's the man?

Ladies and gentlemen...

...give it up for Bone Saw McGraw.

For $3000...

...is there no one here man enough

to stay in the ring...

...for three minutes

with this titan of testosterone?

Who?

I know who.

The Flying Dutchman!

Next.

There's no featherweight

division here smallfry. Next.

No, no. Sign me up.

Okay. You understand the NYWL

is not responsible...

...for any injury you may and probably

will sustain while participating in said event

and you are indeed participating of your own free will?

- Yes.

Down the hall to the ramp.

May God be with you. Next.

Told you! Told you!

Winner!

Next victim!

Are you ready for more?

Bone Saw is ready!

Will the next victim please

enter the arena at this time?

If he can withstand just three minutes

in the cage with Bone Saw McGraw...

...the sum of $3000 will be paid to...

- What's your name, kid?

- The Human Spider.

The Human Spider? That's it.

That's the best you got?

- Yeah.

- Oh, that sucks.

The sum of $3000 will be paid to...

...the terrifying, the deadly...

...the amazing Spiderman!

- My Name's the Human Spider.

- I don't care, get out there.

- No, he got my name wrong.

- Get out there, moron.

Bone Saw will eat you up

and spit you out, little man.

I hope you brought your mommy.

- We'll break you!

- You'll need someone to cry to.

I'm gonna rip all eight of your

feeble legs off one by one.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my legs!

Oh, God. I can't feel my legs.

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Cage! Cage! Cage!

Cage!

Hello? Guys?

Will the guards please lock

the cage doors at this time?

Hey listen! This is some kind of mistake.

I didn't sign up for a cage match!

Unlock the thing! Take the chain off!

Hey, freak show!

You're going nowhere.

I got you for three minutes.

Three minutes of playtime.

- What are you doing up there?

- Staying away from you.

That's a cute outfit.

Did your husband give it to you?

Finish him off!

Smash him!

- Hit him!

- Harder!

Kick his spider ass!

Hit him!

One, two, three!

That's it! That's it!

Winner!

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up

for the new champion, Spiderman!

Now get out of here.

A hundred bucks? The ad said 3000.

Well, check it again, webhead.

It said three grand for three minutes.

You pinned him in two.

For that, I give you 100.

You're lucky to get that.

I need that money.

I missed the part

where that's my problem.

- Hey, what the hell...?

- Put the money in the bag.

Hurry up!

Hey! He stole the gate!

Stop that guy!

Stop him! He's got my money!

Thanks.

What the hell's the matter with you,

you let him go!

Cut him off and call the cops!

You could've taken that guy apart.

Now he's going to get away with my money.

I missed the part

where that's my problem.

- You gotta get back.

- I can't see. What happened?

Old dude, man.

Come on, folks. Keep moving, please.

Keep moving. Let's go!

- What happened?

- Someone got hurt.

- Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Stay back.

- Stay back!

- That's my uncle!

- What happened?

- Carjacker. He's been shot.

We just called the paramedics.

They're on their way.

Uncle Ben?

Uncle Ben.

Uncle Ben?

Peter.

I'm here, Uncle Ben.

Peter.

They got the shooter.

He's headed south on Fifth.

We got three cars in pursuit.

All right, folks. Come on, move back.

Get a unit to the rear!

I got the back!

Who's there?

Don't hurt me. Just give me a chance.

Just give me a chance!

What about my uncle?

Did you give him a chance? Did you?

Answer me!

Stop that guy!

Thanks.

See you.

Freeze! We've got the place

completely surrounded.

Oh, no. My God.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God. No!

- Good evening.

- General. Good to see you.

Our exoskeleton's got

real firepower, General Slocum.

Well, if it does what you say it can,

I'll sign that contract tomorrow.

- He's clear! Go!

- I assume you're confident about this test.

Absolutely, Captain Curtis is our top pilot.

Now, what about

your commitment to OSCORP?

Nothing would please me more

than to put Norman Osborn out of business.

Preflight complete. Mark.

We are picking up an

unidentified object closing fast.

What the hell is that?

Can you see anything?

Oh, my God!

- Say "chess."

- Chess!

Peter!

Darling, I'm so proud of you.

You looked so handsome up there.

Pete. Good news. My Father got the place in

New York so we're all set this Friday.

- Oh that's great!

- You made it.

It's not the first time

I've been proven wrong.

- Congratulations.

- Thanks, Dad.

Peter, the science award.

That's terrific.

Yeah.

I know this has been

a difficult time for you...

...but I want you to try

to enjoy this day.

Commencement:

The end of one thing,

the start of something new.

I don't want to be with you anymore.

Here's your ring.

You know what? Whatever.

Your loss.

You're like a brother to Harry.

That makes you family.

And if you ever need anything,

just give me a call.

Can I fix you something?

No, thanks.

I missed him a lot today.

I know.

I miss him too.

But he was there.

I can't help thinking about

the last thing I said to him.

He tried to tell me something important,

and I threw it in his face.

You loved him...

...and he loved you.

He never doubted

the man you'd grow into.

How you were meant for great things.

You won't disappoint him.

With great power

comes great responsibility.

Remember that, Pete. Remember that.

Hurry up!

This is not a man. My brother saw him building a

nest in the Lincoln Center fountain.

They think he's human.

They think he's a man. Could be a woman.

Bobby. Get a load of this!

He throws up his hands, ropes come out, and

he climbs up the ropes like a spider web.

I see the web and it's a signature,

and I know Spiderman was here.

The guy protects us, you know

protects the people.

Some kind of freakyloo or something.

Wakadoo.

He stinks and I don't like him.

Don't move, lady!

Guy with eight hands. Sounds hot.

Those tights and that tight little...

Dresses like a spider

He looks like a bug

But we should all just give him

One big hug

Look out

Here comes the Spiderman

"Who is Spiderman?"

He's a criminal, that's who he is.

A vigilante, a public menace.

Why's he on my front page?

Mr. Jameson your wife is on line one

she needs to know if--

- Mr. Jameson there's a page six problem.

-We have a page one problem, shut up.

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