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I see it.

- I love ya, mate.

- I love you, mate.

I love you, mate.

I love you, mate!

No...

Mate, I mean...

I really love ya.

Sh*t, mate.

Hey.

Did I scare you off?

What? No.

Okay, look, I didn't mean to get all up

in your business or anything like that.

'Cause, you know, doing time

can leave some pretty big scars.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

Hi, everybody.

I'm gonna sing you a song...

It's good.

- About love.

- Two.

One song, and that's it.

That's the mother of my child.

She's amazing!

Anywhere in this place is...

Man, I'm good. Good!

Yeah!

Let's dance.

Hey, mate. How you going?

You having a good time?

- Yeah, I'm having a good...

- Okay, time to say

goodbye.

But I'm not gonna... I'm good.

Come on, Billy.

- Good call.

- Good night, Billy.

All right!

Bedtime. Say goodbye.

So what you never went to uni.

I dropped out in first year.

It's too much reading.

Hey. No, no, no. Good, I'm good.

If you didn't finish university or

anything, how did you become a pilot?

Shut up!

Actually, well... I'm not actually a pilot.

- I'm cabin crew.

- You're a steward?

Well, we prefer the term

"flight comfort engineer."

Better than a jackeroo.

I can't wait to see your guns.

You don't waste time, do you?

Okay. Yep.

Dance, dance, dance,

in my beautiful golden shower.

It's the world's first beer windmill!

This is what heaven must feel like.

This is sparrow's

most ingenious contraption yet!

'Til the beer runs out.

The final can. For the record.

Here we go!

- Focus, focus, focus.

- You okay?

I reckon I've had enough.

We didn't come this far for you to fail.

Boof, he's had enough.

All right!

- Podge... Darren.

- Huh?

You know I've loved you since my heart

was big enough to beat, right?

- Jesus!

- Sit down, 'Chelle.

Well, there was this patient

at the hospital, on my rounds.

He was dying. It was so awful.

And his last request before he died

was to make love to a beautiful woman.

You're a beautiful woman.

Don't you see?

I couldn't say no, not to a dying man.

- So he died?

- No.

He got better and went back to Wangaratta.

But that's not the point.

What about the baby? Is...

- Is the baby all right?

- Yeah, the baby's fine.

But, Darren, it's not yours.

Okay.

Did... did you hear what I said?

- The baby's not yours.

- But it's yours.

What...

And that's enough for me.

Besides, I like it that

you're up for it all the time.

I love you, Podge.

We're the best team ever.

I'm done with beer.

I got somethin' better.

Hey, it's stopped.

- Hey, where's the beer?

- What's going on?

What? No.

You better get that thing working again.

Don't worry, folks.

There's plenty more beer.

There's no more beer.

Folks, if you need a beer,

just suck on your clothes

and that'll help with the beer stains, too.

You used all the beer.

- Yeah. We need beer.

- Beer!

Look, fellas, I would not mess with me.

It's been a very emotional night.

And what are we gonna do about that?

Mudfight?

Fair enough.

Mudfight!

Mudfight!

A tough guy, have we?

Not exactly.

My legs are a little bit trembly

from rooting your mum all night.

- Your mum, too.

- We've got the same mum.

But I'm guessing, not the same dad?

What?

Thanks, Billy.

Seen it. Seen it.

Seen it.

And that's what you call kickass-ercise.

Mary, there's something I gotta say.

You are the most...

Mary, I'm really glad

we got to spend this time together.

You are just...

You're a goddess. A Princess.

What did you call me?

Why'd you have to say his name?

You know a guy named Princess?

I'm sorry. I can't do this.

Wait, wait, wait. You're not leaving.

- I'm sorry. It's not you.

- Yeah!

No, don't go. Please, come back. Don't go.

I'm never coming back.

Ladies.

I'm okay with that.

I'm Nic.

Mary.

You're beautiful and I love you.

You're my woman. I'm your man.

Deal with it.

I've done it, Billy.

I've declared myself. It's on.

I always knew you would, mate.

When you know, you know!

Easy.

Hey, easy, Billy. Come on, eh!

There's no reason for

fighting to be violent.

Hey, bill. Come on, mate.

Cut it out! Cut it out!

Bill!

Jesus.

You could've hurt me, you d*ckhead.

Last night was...

- I don't remember a thing.

- Me neither.

Tell you what, though.

I'm comin' back next year.

Hell, yeah.

Has your guy flown the Coop?

He's not my guy.

What happens in the paddock

stays in the paddock.

Nothing happened in the paddock.

No need to explain.

- Listen...

- Me first.

I've had a bit of a think.

So have I.

I've made a fool of myself.

And I'm holding you back.

You always wanted to go.

So, go.

You're a fool.

- I just said that.

- A gumnut-sucking twit.

That's new.

But you're not an arsehole.

You could come with me.

Listen, I don't know

what happened last night,

but something happened.

Billy, you've always been there.

I don't know

what life will be like without you.

I don't think I'll like it.

Then stay.

I love it here, but I need more.

So will you.

Come with me.

I can't.

- Why not?

- Because I'd drive you crazy.

- I'd ruin everything for you.

- Billy...

Luce, no matter where

you go, you'll be fine.

But for me,

it doesn't get any better than this.

You want to freewheel it,

so let's freewheel it.

We had a good run.

Let it go, Luce.

So, I've decided.

We're staying here.

You've decided?

I'm the man in the relationship.

Mary.

Barrel of biscuits.

Hey, you know, there's a...

There is a cooling off period.

I've definitely cooled off.

What about the soldier's life?

- E-cow's the future.

- Yeah.

- Isn't that right, rooter?

- Yeah.

And, of course,

I'm gonna need JJ for moral support.

No. I'm going. So's Taylah.

What?

I'm gonna be a sniper.

Haven't seen that.

Well, there you go, Shazz.

- Looks like love won the day.

- Yeah.

That and you got the

sh*t kicked out of you.

Indeed.

Never again, little brother.

This is not what I meant by "real."

I think...

I might join a gun club.

You really are adopted.

Yeah, we stalled!

We stalled!

Hey, Billy.

Guess what?

Me and Mary are staying.

It was my idea and she totally went for it.

Where's Luce?

Shickety.

I know love isn't meant to be easy.

I mean, look at me and Mary.

I just always figured, you know.

You're a jackeroo.

Lucy's a jilleroo.

I thought you guys were

made for each other.

I mean, that day by the river

when she gave you the kiss of life?

Magic!

You know, for years you've been telling me

to man up to Mary, but you?

You won't even tell Lucy how you...

Billy?

Run, you muttonhead!

Run! Go get her!

Shickety-splickety-sh*t.

It's on.

It's happening!

Billy and Lucy! It's happening!

To the old quarry!

Billy and Lucy!

- Sh*t.

- Come on!

Go! Go, go, go!

Come on, 'Chelle.

They're heading to the quarry!

You all right, hon?

Oi, hold up.

- Sparrow!

- Billy's going for it.

- To the quarry.

- Yes!

He's fighting for the love of his life!

I knew it! There they are!

Oh, my god. The lazy Susan.

- Yes!

- Yeah!

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