Splash

[ Seagulls Cry, Ocean Waves Crash ]

Uno, dos, one, two, tres, cuatro.

##[''Wooly Bully'']

#Hey, wooly bully #

# Watch it now, watch it #

#Here it comes

Here it comes #

# Watch it now

He gets you #

#Matty told Hatty #

#About a thing she saw #

#It had two big horns #

#And a woolyjaw #

# Wooly bully #

# Wooly bully

That's right #

# Wooly bully, wooly bully #

# Wooly bully #

#Hatty told Matty #

#Let's don't take no chance #

#Let's not be L seven #

# Come and learn to dance #

# Wooly bully #

# Wooly bully #

# Wooly bully, wooly bully

Wooly bully #

# Watch it now

Watch it, watch it #

#Hey #

#Hey, that's right #

#Right, right, right #

[ Ferry Whistle ]

#Hey, wooly bully #

# Watch it now #

#Here it comes

Here it comes #

[ Indistinct Chatter]

#Matty told Hatty #

#About a thing she saw...##

- Freddie!

- I dropped something.

Ralph, talk to him.

Listen to your father.

- From there we can see Cape Cod.

- We were just there!

We could have stayed and saved $ 1 2.00.

Allen, don't you want to see Cape Cod?

You know where we are

if you change your mind.

- Allen!

- [ Alarm Bell, Whistle ]

Oh, my God.!

[ Bell Ringing ]

Thanks a lot. Thanks.

You okay, Allen? Lend me a towel.

Why did you do that?

Come on, son.

[ Ferry Whistle ]

[ Woman Over P.A. System ]

Augie, pick up line four, please.

- Where are my cherries?

- Mr. McCulloch,

they came in, but there was a fog--

If I don't get my cherries in 5 minutes,

you don't get your money

and you starve and you die.

Jerry?

- Where are McCulloch's cherries?

- They're here,

but you gotta take a look.

Ah, Mr. McCulloch, be right back.

Where are my cherries?

Augie, did you grow these under your arms?

Jesus, snails with stems.

get them outta here!

- george, get them out of here.

- You got it.

Bauer. Thank you. Honey, what's up?

We get a lot of rain and cherries get slime.

-I can't hear ya.

-You agreed to take these off our hands.

- When the hell did I agree to that?

- Not you, your brother.

Ah, all right.

Victoria, I can't hear you.

What I'm doing is important too.

My brother bought your slimy cherries?

Yeah. We were playing poker.

He had two pair. I had a flush.

He had no cash, so we worked this out.

[ Tires Screech ]

dd [ Car Radio ]

Who put this goddamn fruit here?

I'm all right, if anyone's concerned.

good morning, Freddie.

Allen! Allen!

A simple ''yes'' or ''no.''

I made it. I'm in Penthouse magazine.

They printed my letter!

Listen, I'm very happy.

I'm in the Forum section.

The story's entitled, ''A Lesbian No More.''

They printed every word.

It's a beautiful story.

I want copies for everybody.

Augie, good to see you!

great game. We gotta do that more.

- Can we talk?

- great poker player.

- Cheats like a son of a b*tch!

- We have to talk.

- Missing petty cash?

It was the cleaning girl.

- I don't care.

You don't? I admit the whole thing.

I still don't care about it.

I love this guy! Do you hear me?

- gimme a kiss.

- Oh, Freddie.

Too big to kiss your older brother?

I love this guy's head.

Here's a buck. Wash my car.

Bauer! Where are my--

Your cherries, yes.

Believe me, you won't be

satisfed with what we have.

You're ruined! Everyone's gonna know

you left me dry.

You're fnished, a ghost.

- How'd you like bananas at cost?

- Deal!

Set up our friend with bananas at cost.

Allen, wait. I've got to get out early.

gee, right. Today's the big day.

Ushers have to be early too.

- I'll be there.

- Okay.

[ Woman On P.A.] Will someone

get thoseJonathans off the truck?

Any messages, Mrs. Stimler?

Yes.

What are they?

Huh? Oh,

your father wants you to call him back.

Mrs. Stimler, our father

passed away fve years ago.

- Remember?

- Right.

Should I get him for you?

No, no. We'll-- I'll take care of it.

You just get back to work.

- What's with her?

- A little accident over the weekend.

got hit in the head by some lightning.

It's not funny, Freddie!

I'm sorry. That's not funny.

Besides, she can still do certain things.

Like jump-start a car?

[ Laughing ]

Jump-start a car.!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

-What the hell are you doing down here?

-Maybe I went...

- to the ''Club A'' last night.

-Something new for you.

Maybe I met Mr. Buyrite,

owner of Buyrite Markets.

Maybe we had a few drinks.

And maybe,just maybe...

we're his new produce suppliers.

I'm proud of you.

That's great.! Which store?

Not which store, the whole chain.

I hope you are joking with me.

Think big, be big.

He was a colonel. I made up a story...

about you being wounded in Nam

and he wants to do business.

He's coming this morning.

great, Freddie. It's only chaos down here.

- Augie brings me slimy cherries.

-So what?

-Jerry's getting married tomorrow.

- So what?

I was drinking with this bum all night.

- I'm busting my buns.

- East 77 th Street.

- Come on, you can handle this deal.

- Yeah, I'll handle it.

- Your desk looks like a pigsty.

- I have a system.

-[ Buzzer ]

- Phone for you.

Yes? All right. Thank you.

Hi, Victoria. I'm sorry.

I forgot to call you back.

What's the matter?

Your voice sounds funny.

What? Now?

You're moving out of the apartment now?

While we're talking?

Yeah, I know we were going to talk about it.

Victoria, this is a little impulsive.

If we were married you

wouldn't move out like this.

- She might. Sure.

- get off.

- Was that you?

- get off the phone!

- I'm so sorry!

- Not you.

Why not tell a guy you're on the phone?

[ Door Closes ]

What do you mean, ''Do I love you?''

Well, I--

Well, we met and--

You moved in, didn't you?

Well, it's-- it's just a very

complicated thing.

Hey, do you love me?

Well, there you go.

There she went.

[ Woman's Voice ]

What a huge wedding.

[ Church Bells ]

Cindy, hi.

- How are you?

- How are you?

Excuse me.

You look so pretty.!

Darn! My flash never works!

Figures. My mother-in-law gave it to me.

- [ Allen ] Get up.!

- What? What?

It was embarrassing when you were 1 0.

If something works for me,

I stick with it!

I've been thinking.

I intend to get more involved with business.

I mean that this time. I know the business.

I was there at the beginning with Dad.

Do we sell fruit and

vegetables or just fruit?

By the time I came home,

she was already gone.

- Victoria left, huh?

- Yeah.

You know why she left me?

- Because I didn't love her.

- That b*tch.

Hi. Anywhere but the frst three rows.

- Anywhere but the frst three rows.

- Hey!

Hi, Freddie. Allen, where's Victoria?

She's sick, and she can't make it.

- I'm sorry.

- Hey!

Can you answer me

why I didn't love her, Freddie?

She had everything.

She was bright, sensitive, beautiful.

- Hey, Allen.!

- Hi.

- Where's Victoria?

- She can't make it because of the flu.

- give her my love.

- You bet! Sure.

I can't even give her my love!

Something in here is not working.

There are worse organs

not to be working. Ha!

Hi, guys. Bauer, where's your pretty lady?

She's not coming! Okay?

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