Spooky Buddies Page #6

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What if they don't come with the book?

Quiet, you moronic birdbrain.

They will want to save

their precious puppies, won't they?

[evil laughter, hiccuping]

Mr. Johnson, what happens

if we can't stop them?

Then the spirits will be

under Warwick's control forever.

They'll take over Fernfield first,

and who knows what they'll do next?

Yeah, that's definitely not good.

We have to put an end to this tonight,

for all time.

[muffled music]

[squeaking]

What are you dudes up to?

We're gonna get that dirty rat.

Hey, I resent that comment.

Come on, or you'll be a dirty rat

for the rest of your life.

Ready to exact some revenge!

Soon, they will be here

with my spell book,

and you can devour those...

...delicious puppy souls.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Oh, what is it?

Something is biting me! Ow!

Quickly, Hound,

Hoot do something! Ow!

[shouting]

Yo, now that dawg

has some serious moves.

Vermin!

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Change us back, you jerk!

Run for it, dude!

Back off, you vermin!

[squeaking]

Hound! Get them!

I'll get that book

from those stupid kids!

Our kids are here?

Oh, no!

You guard the puppies.

Yes, Master.

Fail me, and I'll turn you

into a feather duster.

Psst, Buddies.

Pip!

We have to get you out of here.

[hooting] What do you

think you're doing?

I'm saving my friends.

I can't let them escape.

Master would be furious.

Hoot, why are you so loyal to Warwick?

Seriously, dude!

It's totally obvious he plans

to get rid of you.

Master sometimes gets angry,

but he would never get rid of me.

He needs me!

Yo, are you hallucinatrippin'?

He's got that Howlloween Hound

to do his dirty work now.

Man, he calls you names

like moronic birdbrain.

That does sound like something he'd say.

You have a conscience,

but yet you have spent your whole life

being bossed around by someone

who doesn't respect you.

What do you know?

I know you never meant to hurt us, Hoot.

And even though you've been

under Warwick's control for a long time,

you still have a chance

at a happy life in this beautiful world.

But if Warwick wins,

we'll all be doomed.

Haven't the last 75 years without evil

been a lot nicer than your time

under Warwick's wing?

It was kind of nice not having to look

over my shoulder all the time.

You won't regret it, Hoot.

I promise.

[Skip squeaking]

Run! He's on our tails!

Rats! Another ridiculous chase.

We've got to go, Buddies,

before they return.

Puppies, how did you get out?

I let them go.

I knew I couldn't trust you.

I've had enough of the dark side.

I won't be responsible for anymore evil.

[hooting]

Run, puppies, run!

[B-Dawg] Let's go!

- [hooting]

- [barking]

[howling]

Dudes, we're trapped!

Finally, your puppy souls will be mine.

Let them go, Hound.

All you need is me.

What is this?

It's me, Pip.

You stole

all my brothers' and sisters' souls.

Now all you need is me

to complete the spell.

Then you'll have five souls

of the same blood.

Why, Pip, I do remember you.

Your siblings were delicious.

Take me and let the Buddies go.

You don't need them.

Goodbye, Buddies.

No, dude! Don't!

- Stop! No!

- Don't do it!

Pip!

[howling]

This way, puppies.

I can now open the portal.

I'm not waiting for that idiot Warwick

any longer.

[gate creaking]

Open the portal!

Release the spirits of the netherworld!

[deep evil laughter]

[maniacal laughter]

[Joseph] Oh, no!

They've opened the portal!

Have faith, young ones.

We can still stop it.

- Yeah.

- [engine starting]

[boy laughing]

- Did you guys see that?

- [maniacal laughter]

- Let's get out of here!

- Run!

[maniacal laughter]

# One dark, scary night

some wolves... #

Sheriff Dan really

went all out this year.

- The special effects are amazing!

- Oh, yeah.

[babbling]

[groaning]

Dude.

[all groaning]

Perfect.

- Bring it right to me.

- [car doors close]

Yo, this place is

a lot creepier at night.

Stay close to me, kids.

Warwick!

We're here. We have your book.

Ah, just in time.

Hand it over!

Where are the Buddies?

Oh, they're around here somewhere.

[chuckles sinisterly]

Now, I'll be taking that book.

No book until you hand over the puppies.

Oh, really?

[grunting]

- [Pete] Mr. Johnson!

- [Warwick laughing]

[laughing]

[Alice] Oh, Mr. Johnson, are you OK?

- [groans]

- Are you OK?

My book! [laughs]

Go after him, kids.

It's up to you now.

[groans]

[Billy] Let's go.

- [all groaning]

- Dude. Dude.

Now I shall complete the spell,

and all the creatures

of the netherworld...

...will be here forever.

And I will rule the land.

[laughing]

[yelling]

[choir singing]

"Our Father who art..."

Wait a minute.

This is not my spell book!

It's the Bible!

You!

Hand me my staff... boy!

No! Protectus!

[yelling]

Whoa!

Oh, sweet mama!

Where there's a kitchen,

there's gotta be food.

Quick, we need to hide before

the Howlloween Hound finds us.

Mmm, perfect. Pickled eggs!

A fellow can't fight evil

on an empty stomach.

[slurping]

Ew, Budderball, those are eyeballs.

They're a bit rubbery.

Uh, dude!

No, seriously, Mudbud,

they're not that bad. You want one?

Now, Budderball, please don't panic,

but the Howlloween Hound

is right behind you!

And I shouldn't panic?

Hello, puppies.

Just thought I would visit

the kitchen for a late night snack.

All right, dawg, you win,

but take Budderball first.

Uh, he's got the most meat on his bones.

B-Dawg!

Actually, I'm not that tasty. Really.

Silence! I don't care who's first.

You'll all end up in the same spot.

Trust me, dawgs. I've got a plan.

B-Dawg has a plan?

I can have a plan.

Yo, Budderball, when I tell you,

let one rip.

[howling]

Do it, dawg!

[groans]

[farting]

[coughing]

No! This can't be happening!

[laughing] Our secret weapon!

That was wicked, dude!

That takes years of practice.

Good thinking, B-Dawg.

I knew Budderball's potion

could neutralize anything,

including the Howlloween Hound.

The kids! Come on!

[grunting]

Quickly, Billy!

The sun is rising!

Say the spell!

- Come on, Billy!

- [Pete] Say it, dude!

[groaning]

- Aboleo alica.

- [Warwick groans]

Quod etiam bestia.

Quod inritus universitas res.

Verto super Quod narro is thrice.

All's ut eram inerferta furta

Dnuoh Neewollowoh.

[groaning]

Dnuoh Neewollowoh.

[yelling]

Dnuoh Neewollowoh!

You're finished, Warwick!

[all gasping]

[yelling]

I will take you with me!

[both yelling]

[Sam] Mr. Johnson! No!

[Warwick] Ah! Ah!

It's you, that petulant child!

You're back!

The name is Joseph.

Joseph Johnson!

[shouting] No!

Whoa!

Uh, what if he comes back?

I don't think that will

happen again, Alice.

[yelling]

[glass cracking]

[shattering]

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

[kids panting]

Huh?

[muttering]

[all babbling]

What? What?

[gasping]

[hooting]

Pip!

- [gasping]

- [yelping]

Oh, Pip. Pip.

[kissing]

But where are the Buddies?

- [barking]

- [laughing] Whoa!

[Alice] Rosebud!

- B-Dawg! Come here.

- Hey, Buddha.

[Bartleby] Budderball. Budderball.

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