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Synopsis: A colorful and foul-mouthed feature musical comedy.A film about a frizzy-haired, pink-cheeked outcast named Spork who is trying to navigate her way through the annals of junior high. When a school dance show provides a chance for Spork to show up a mean girls gang, her trailer-park neighbor steps up to coach her with some "booty-poppin" moves. Featuring a vintage 90's soundtrack (that includes 2-Live Crew, JJ Fad's "SuperSonic," Dimples T's "Get It Girl"), a score by Casey James and the Staypuft Kid; and extended school hall dance sequences, Spork is a film about standing out and fitting in.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): J.B. Ghuman Jr.
Actors: Savannah Stehlin, Rodney Eastman, Robert Bradvica, Kevin Chung
Production: Independent Pictures
  4 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.8
Metacritic:
54
Rotten Tomatoes:
55%
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TV-14
Year:
2010
86 min
Website
102 Views

Dialogue:
0,0:39:09.31,0:39:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you get someone\Npregnant, Spork?

Dialogue:
0,0:39:12.18,0:39:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Spit.

Dialogue:
0,0:39:14.65,0:39:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, then, I guess\NI'd probably tell 'em.

Dialogue:
0,0:39:20.15,0:39:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But tell them what?

Dialogue:
0,0:39:22.32,0:39:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I wanted to\Nget 'em pregnant.

Dialogue:
0,0:39:28.36,0:39:30.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, Spork...

Dialogue:
0,0:39:30.33,0:39:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it just happens, you know.

Dialogue:
0,0:39:33.06,0:39:35.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like...

Dialogue:
0,0:39:35.27,0:39:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you're with someone,\Nit just happens or it don't.

Dialogue:
0,0:39:39.04,0:39:42.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There ain't no special words\Nor nothin' like that.

Dialogue:
0,0:39:42.54,0:39:45.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like, uh, us guys,

Dialogue:
0,0:39:45.98,0:39:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we just follow our d*cks,\Nand you girls--

Dialogue:
0,0:39:48.41,0:39:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Never mind, Spit.\N- Oh.

Dialogue:
0,0:39:51.35,0:39:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gonna say...

Dialogue:
0,0:39:54.22,0:39:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you girls\Nfollow your heaRts.

Dialogue:
0,0:40:28.89,0:40:30.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, come here, kiddo.

Dialogue:
0,0:40:32.29,0:40:33.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take this.

Dialogue:
0,0:40:35.86,0:40:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll help.

Dialogue:
0,0:40:43.87,0:40:44.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( sighing )

Dialogue:
0,0:41:01.15,0:41:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# One, two, three #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:02.45,0:41:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# So I woke up\Nearly this morning #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:04.39,0:41:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# And I walked to the\Nfive-and-dime #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:06.36,0:41:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# I saw this young lady #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:07.99,0:41:10.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# That's what she looked like\Nfrom behind #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:10.20,0:41:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# I tapped her\Non the shoulder #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:11.20,0:41:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's weird.

Dialogue:
0,0:41:12.43,0:41:13.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# Excuse me, ma'am #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:13.93,0:41:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# She looked back at me\Nand said #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:15.87,0:41:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# I'm half-man #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:17.90,0:41:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# Whoa #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:22.41,0:41:23.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# Spork #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:23.37,0:41:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# Phew #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:24.28,0:41:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# That girl #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:25.24,0:41:29.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# Whoa #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:29.71,0:41:30.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# Spork #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:30.65,0:41:31.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# Phew #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:31.55,0:41:32.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# That girl #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:32.78,0:41:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# That-that-that-that-that\Nthat-that girl #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:34.42,0:41:36.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# That-that-that-that-that\Nthat-that girl #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:36.19,0:41:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# That-that-that-that-that\Nthat-that-that-that-that #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:38.19,0:41:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# That-that girl #

Dialogue:
0,0:41:39.26,0:41:40.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# Spork ##

Dialogue:
0,0:41:40.33,0:41:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( phone ringing )

Dialogue:
0,0:41:43.93,0:41:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'ello?

Dialogue:
0,0:41:44.96,0:41:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a favor\Nto ask you, okay?

Dialogue:
0,0:41:47.63,0:41:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And-- and please say yes,\Nplease.

Dialogue:
0,0:41:50.34,0:41:52.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that\Ndepending on what it be.

Dialogue:
0,0:41:53.04,0:41:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, can you teach me\Nto dance?

Dialogue:
0,0:41:58.08,0:41:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dance like you do?

Dialogue:
0,0:41:59.84,0:42:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm-- I'm competing in\Nthe school dance-off,

Dialogue:
0,0:42:01.98,0:42:05.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't think I've ever\Ndanced in my entire life.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:09.45,0:42:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl, you must be trippin'.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:12.56,0:42:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course I'll help you,\Nyou my girl.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:14.36,0:42:15.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am?

Dialogue:
0,0:42:15.66,0:42:16.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:16.93,0:42:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You brought my broke ass home,\Ndidn't ya?

Dialogue:
0,0:42:19.23,0:42:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I thought you said\Nthat we didn't have any friends

Dialogue:
0,0:42:21.17,0:42:22.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the hood.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:22.10,0:42:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spork, I said I'd help.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:24.20,0:42:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This ain't no Oprah,\Nso shut the hell up.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:27.07,0:42:29.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come by the gymnasium tomorrow\Nduring lunch.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:29.24,0:42:31.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me and my hos\Nwill hook you up.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:31.31,0:42:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Tootsie Roll.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:32.44,0:42:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and Spork?

Dialogue:
0,0:42:33.44,0:42:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wear sneakers.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:35.31,0:42:36.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:48.89,0:42:50.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can do this, Dorothy.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:52.76,0:42:54.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can do this.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:55.10,0:42:57.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, now, Treena, show Spork\Nthe dookie dump.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:57.74,0:42:59.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl, you better\Nask somebody.

Dialogue:
0,0:42:59.10,0:43:00.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm-hmm.

Dialogue:
0,0:43:03.44,0:43:04.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# Hit it #

Dialogue:
0,0:43:12.28,0:43:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this is\Nthe dookie dump.

Dialogue:
0,0:43:17.76,0:43:19.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, now, Spork,\Nyou tRy the dookie dump.

Dialogue:
0,0:43:19.76,0:43:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# It was me\Nand the posse with... #

Dialogue:
0,0:43:22.69,0:43:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um...

Dialogue:
0,0:43:24.76,0:43:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm-- I'm--

Dialogue:
0,0:43:25.73,0:43:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn, b*tch!

Dialogue:
0,0:43:26.97,0:43:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do like I say.

Dialogue:
0,0:43:28.33,0:43:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# Lo and behold there\Nappeared a mirage #

Dialogue:
0,0:43:31.50,0:43:35.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# He was hooking up a car\Nin his daddy's garage #

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