Spork Page #2
Dialogue:
0,0:07:41.79,0:07:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Principal Tulip.Dialogue:
0,0:07:43.09,0:07:44.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spit.Dialogue:
0,0:07:46.89,0:07:49.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Anyhoo," I'm proud\Nof you, okay?Dialogue:
0,0:07:49.13,0:07:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About time you\Ngrew a pair of balls.Dialogue:
0,0:07:52.03,0:07:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, uh...Dialogue:
0,0:07:54.43,0:07:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what\NI mean, girl.Dialogue:
0,0:07:55.97,0:07:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, listen up.Dialogue:
0,0:07:57.00,0:07:58.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The school dance-off\Nis comin' up,Dialogue:
0,0:07:58.94,0:08:00.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and "yous" knows\NI'm all up in that.Dialogue:
0,0:08:00.97,0:08:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Better come this year\Nand cheer me on.Dialogue:
0,0:08:03.24,0:08:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!Dialogue:
0,0:08:04.08,0:08:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, Tootsie Roll.Dialogue:
0,0:08:07.25,0:08:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never really been\Nto a school dance or--Dialogue:
0,0:08:10.35,0:08:11.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or dance-off thingy.Dialogue:
0,0:08:11.82,0:08:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spork, we're\N1 4 years old now.Dialogue:
0,0:08:14.75,0:08:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About time you grow up and stop\Nplayin' with them little,Dialogue:
0,0:08:17.16,0:08:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know, bonk-ass\Ntoys and get out more.Dialogue:
0,0:08:19.66,0:08:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn.Dialogue:
0,0:08:21.26,0:08:22.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you know what I do?Dialogue:
0,0:08:24.83,0:08:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause I live right\Nnext door to you, ho!Dialogue:
0,0:08:28.34,0:08:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Anyhoo," I need to win\Nthis dance, okay?Dialogue:
0,0:08:31.44,0:08:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause it be\Na cash prize of $236.Dialogue:
0,0:08:34.74,0:08:35.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!Dialogue:
0,0:08:36.04,0:08:37.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait.Dialogue:
0,0:08:37.71,0:08:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why $236?Dialogue:
0,0:08:40.01,0:08:41.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not 250--Dialogue:
0,0:08:41.95,0:08:42.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know!Dialogue:
0,0:08:42.88,0:08:44.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The point is,\Nwith that bling,Dialogue:
0,0:08:44.82,0:08:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could go see my daddy at\Nthe CherRy Lane PenitentiaRy.Dialogue:
0,0:08:47.95,0:08:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my mama ain't never\Ngonna take me.Dialogue:
0,0:08:50.06,0:08:52.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I know he'd be happy\Nas hell to see me up in there.Dialogue:
0,0:08:52.63,0:08:53.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl!Dialogue:
0,0:08:53.83,0:08:54.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You really think you'll win?Dialogue:
0,0:08:55.06,0:08:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spork, ain't nobody can\Nshake their sh*t in a canDialogue:
0,0:08:58.50,0:09:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Iike Tootsie Roll, okay?Dialogue:
0,0:09:01.97,0:09:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shake their what?Dialogue:
0,0:09:03.10,0:09:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we fittin' to go\Nand "cele-brizzate"Dialogue:
0,0:09:04.97,0:09:06.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your victoRy or what?Dialogue:
0,0:09:06.24,0:09:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.Dialogue:
0,0:09:07.47,0:09:10.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I... I still have\Nsome homework to do.Dialogue:
0,0:09:10.48,0:09:11.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,B*tch, please!Dialogue:
0,0:09:11.75,0:09:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Homework can wait, okay?Dialogue:
0,0:09:13.31,0:09:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You kicked a girl's ass today\Nfor the first time.Dialogue:
0,0:09:15.75,0:09:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm comin' by after\Neight-o-clocky-clockDialogue:
0,0:09:18.08,0:09:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pick you up\Non my bike.Dialogue:
0,0:09:19.55,0:09:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just got pegs.Dialogue:
0,0:09:21.25,0:09:23.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this Afro Sheen\Nis off the hook.Dialogue:
0,0:09:23.26,0:09:25.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm-hmm, make my hair\Nall shiny and sh*t.Dialogue:
0,0:09:25.86,0:09:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, later, ho.Dialogue:
0,0:09:27.56,0:09:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh!Dialogue:
0,0:09:29.10,0:09:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, girl!Dialogue:
0,0:09:39.11,0:09:40.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( knocking )Dialogue:
0,0:09:41.78,0:09:43.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God.Dialogue:
0,0:09:45.95,0:09:47.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God.Dialogue:
0,0:09:47.38,0:09:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't even tell.Dialogue:
0,0:09:48.82,0:09:51.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am going to chop off that\Nbitch's little peckerDialogue:
0,0:09:51.99,0:09:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the next\Ntime I see her.Dialogue:
0,0:09:53.49,0:09:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chill out, drama-rama.Dialogue:
0,0:09:55.62,0:09:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least now you have an excuse\Nto get a nose job.Dialogue:
0,0:09:58.76,0:10:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never\Nwanted a nose job!Dialogue:
0,0:10:01.03,0:10:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Whatev."Dialogue:
0,0:10:02.46,0:10:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what I mean.Dialogue:
0,0:10:03.43,0:10:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am cereal,\NLoosie Goosie!Dialogue:
0,0:10:05.40,0:10:07.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to get her back\Nsomehow.Dialogue:
0,0:10:07.63,0:10:09.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Betsy Byotch!Dialogue:
0,0:10:09.54,0:10:11.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody gets away\Nwith this.Dialogue:
0,0:10:11.94,0:10:13.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if she is a gimp.Dialogue:
0,0:10:13.61,0:10:16.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, why don't you pants her\Nin front of the whole school?Dialogue:
0,0:10:16.08,0:10:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That'll upset her.Dialogue:
0,0:10:17.08,0:10:18.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could,\Nbut that's not mean enough.Dialogue:
0,0:10:18.95,0:10:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, who cares about her\Nfucking wee-wee, okay?Dialogue:
0,0:10:21.88,0:10:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to\Nscar her for life.Dialogue:
0,0:10:24.42,0:10:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like she did moi!Dialogue:
0,0:10:27.19,0:10:29.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just wait 'til\NI think of something.Dialogue:
0,0:10:29.89,0:10:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She is gonna get it.Dialogue:
0,0:10:31.59,0:10:32.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( thundering )Dialogue:
0,0:10:37.06,0:10:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow, J.Lo used to be a\Ndancer on "In Living Color"?Dialogue:
0,0:10:40.87,0:10:41.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So ghetto.Dialogue:
0,0:10:45.47,0:10:46.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Spork.Dialogue:
0,0:10:46.71,0:10:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You plannin' on\Ngoing somewhere?
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