Spork Page #5
Dialogue:
0,0:19:46.41,0:19:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sp... Spork.Dialogue:
0,0:19:49.12,0:19:52.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, a-a-actually,\Nit's more of a nickname.Dialogue:
0,0:19:52.92,0:19:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm.Dialogue:
0,0:19:53.79,0:19:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's an interesting name.Dialogue:
0,0:19:55.15,0:19:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do they\Ncall you that?Dialogue:
0,0:20:03.76,0:20:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( laughing )Dialogue:
0,0:20:06.83,0:20:08.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?Dialogue:
0,0:20:08.97,0:20:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, "Spark," or...Dialogue:
0,0:20:11.54,0:20:12.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whatever.Dialogue:
0,0:20:13.04,0:20:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really don't\Nthink someone like youDialogue:
0,0:20:15.07,0:20:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would make a veRy good addition\Nto God's army of goodness.Dialogue:
0,0:20:18.28,0:20:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, really now.Dialogue:
0,0:20:19.75,0:20:22.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God made man\Nin his own image,Dialogue:
0,0:20:22.25,0:20:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I highly doubt that\Nincludes you,Dialogue:
0,0:20:23.68,0:20:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my dear, sweet harlot.Dialogue:
0,0:20:25.02,0:20:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...Dialogue:
0,0:20:29.36,0:20:30.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!Dialogue:
0,0:20:52.41,0:20:53.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SorRy, Spork.Dialogue:
0,0:20:53.65,0:20:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just tRying see\Nif I could cop a feel.Dialogue:
0,0:20:57.28,0:20:58.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please don't touch me.Dialogue:
0,0:21:02.19,0:21:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( children laughing )Dialogue:
0,0:21:03.09,0:21:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's enough.Dialogue:
0,0:21:04.29,0:21:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You brats!Dialogue:
0,0:21:05.56,0:21:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now show some "ratitude."Dialogue:
0,0:21:08.23,0:21:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There will be a test\Nlater on this week.Dialogue:
0,0:21:11.23,0:21:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And none of you\Ncan afford to fail.Dialogue:
0,0:21:15.07,0:21:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.Dialogue:
0,0:21:16.57,0:21:19.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this here is the uterus,Dialogue:
0,0:21:19.54,0:21:22.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in which the fetal canal carries\Na child upon biRth.Dialogue:
0,0:21:22.94,0:21:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( sighing )Dialogue:
0,0:21:24.34,0:21:26.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can anyone tell me what we\Nlearned in chapter oneDialogue:
0,0:21:26.68,0:21:29.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about another\Nway to give biRth?Dialogue:
0,0:21:29.35,0:21:30.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, from your ass.Dialogue:
0,0:21:30.65,0:21:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( children laughing )Dialogue:
0,0:21:32.15,0:21:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe yours,\Nyou little faiRy.Dialogue:
0,0:21:37.66,0:21:39.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.Dialogue:
0,0:21:39.09,0:21:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, there has never been\Na case in which one was bornDialogue:
0,0:21:42.40,0:21:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of another's anus.Dialogue:
0,0:21:45.13,0:21:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In any event,\Nthe male reproductive organsDialogue:
0,0:21:48.07,0:21:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,play just as impoRtant a role\Nas the female's.Dialogue:
0,0:21:53.27,0:21:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ObseRve.Dialogue:
0,0:21:55.47,0:21:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we have the penis.Dialogue:
0,0:21:59.85,0:22:03.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Within the penis\Nis the urethra.Dialogue:
0,0:22:03.48,0:22:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's also...Dialogue:
0,0:22:40.12,0:22:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( school bell ringing )Dialogue:
0,0:22:48.03,0:22:49.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Spork.Dialogue:
0,0:22:49.16,0:22:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, you shouldn't\Nbe upset.Dialogue:
0,0:22:51.43,0:22:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, trust me.Dialogue:
0,0:22:52.73,0:22:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People always knock me\Nbecause I have two gay dads.Dialogue:
0,0:22:55.23,0:22:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, screw them, man.Dialogue:
0,0:22:57.07,0:22:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm proud of\Nmy gay parents.Dialogue:
0,0:22:58.27,0:23:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you should be proud of\Nbeing a lesbian.Dialogue:
0,0:23:00.27,0:23:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not a lesbian, Charlie.Dialogue:
0,0:23:02.21,0:23:03.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, whatever you\Nwanna call it then.Dialogue:
0,0:23:03.64,0:23:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Confused.Dialogue:
0,0:23:04.84,0:23:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not confused either,\NCharlie.Dialogue:
0,0:23:07.08,0:23:08.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just because you're gay,\Ndoesn't mean eveRybody else is.Dialogue:
0,0:23:08.95,0:23:10.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.Dialogue:
0,0:23:10.45,0:23:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?Dialogue:
0,0:23:11.48,0:23:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said my dads are gay.Dialogue:
0,0:23:13.02,0:23:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not a f***in'\Nfaggot.Dialogue:
0,0:23:14.65,0:23:15.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw!Dialogue:
0,0:23:15.62,0:23:17.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Screw you, you mutant.Dialogue:
0,0:23:20.69,0:23:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch it, homo.Dialogue:
0,0:23:26.73,0:23:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look out, ho!Dialogue:
0,0:23:28.53,0:23:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh.Dialogue:
0,0:23:29.60,0:23:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My bad, girl.Dialogue:
0,0:23:30.47,0:23:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even see you.Dialogue:
0,0:23:32.10,0:23:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, me and my hos are gonna\Npractice a little booty shakin'.Dialogue:
0,0:23:34.97,0:23:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you come with us?Dialogue:
0,0:23:36.04,0:23:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you ain't\Ngonna let this white girlDialogue:
0,0:23:37.64,0:23:39.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come with us to practice.Dialogue:
0,0:23:39.71,0:23:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know whiteys\Nain't allowed to pop it.Dialogue:
0,0:23:41.85,0:23:44.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,B*tch, silence that hole,\Nand respect my girl.Dialogue:
0,0:23:44.38,0:23:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay?Dialogue:
0,0:23:45.52,0:23:47.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She is my neighbor,\Nand I got her back.Dialogue:
0,0:23:47.22,0:23:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hear that?Dialogue:
0,0:23:47.95,0:23:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm, come on, let's go.Dialogue:
0,0:23:49.99,0:23:50.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Spork.Dialogue:
0,0:23:50.86,0:23:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# Ding-ding-ding-a-ling #
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