Spotlight on Location: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Page #2

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Oh, no . Water's fine . I like water .

Because if you're short on cash or something ,

I could spot you again , you know .

Then You could just go home

get your wallet and pay me back .

No, that's impossible . I can't .

I just i can't go home ...

Oh my ! Are you caveless ?

But you're so clean !

No, you see ...

You poor poor thing .

Oh great, I've just called you " poor " !

I'm so thoughtless sometimes .

- You are not poor. You are not.

- No, I'm not.

You are just down on your luck, right?

Well don't you worry .

You stay with me till you're back on your feet.

And i'm gonna buy you lunch .

No ! Absolutely not ! Listen, that's very sweet of you, but ...

Please, I used to volunteer down

at the caveless shelter, you know .

And I know ,

I know, you're not looking for a handout .

You are just looking for your self respect .

I'm Betty . Betty O'Shale .

Just call me Wilma .

Ok, Wilma .

Let's go get you something to eat.

And then we'll set you up at my apartment .

You live in an apartment ?

That must be so great! Always wondered ,

what'd be like to live in an apartment .

The life can be so cruel sometimes .

UPPER CRUST - Housing Trailer

Good night , Fred.

Goodnight, Barn .

Goodnight, Dum-Dums !

Hey, its that Kazoo .

Ga- zoo. Why is that so difficult ?

What are you doing here ?

I am here to observe your species mating rituals . so ...

Get to it !

Oh, Barney and me don't ...

Get off of me.

Listen pal , you've gotta lot to learn about

the way things work here .

So who or what do you make with ?

The girls !

And where are these " girls " ?

I've been asking myself the same thing .

I got it !

Are you hurt, Wilma ?

Who is Wilma ?

Atlast some hormonal activity .

Okay, boys time to get busy.

I don't get paid by the hour, you know .

Keep quiet, Gazoo .

You wanna see us meet some girls, you gonna have

to hang back . We don't want you cramping our style.

Style !

Numero uno :
If you knew the first thing about style

you know that the animal prints are passe .

And secondly, Dum-Dum ...

Not another thing . Enough with the " Dum-Dum " .

My name is Fred Flintstone .

F -L- I- N ...

- T.

-Stone .

I do not care who you are.

That doesn't give you any reason to shout .

I am not talking to you, I'm talking to him .

Who? Him ?

No, Him . The little green guy .

Don't you see him?

Wait a minute ! He thought I was ...

Wait a minute !

Are you telling me, we are the only people

who can see you ?

You got one right, care to take the

" prehistoric imbeciles " for 200 ?

So the whole day Barn and me talking to you

and everybody thought we were a couple of ...

Dum-Dums ?

I'm telling you , I got a good feeling .

Today could be my day.

Who knows? I could turn around right now

and meet the girl of my dreams?

What will it would be boys ?

Pay attention, Barn .

You'll never want the companionship again .

Sorry, no substitutions.

No, I , we ...

You wanna date ?

Well you cannot, the man who said less.

Why not?

You can take me to the carnival tomorrow .

Your little friend wanna date too ?

Help!

I got the perfect girl .

I'll be right back .

Barney , tonight we shower.

I may not know much about your courting rituals ,

but i'll just give out to limb here ,and say

this can't be going very well.

See the 40 year old man !

One of nature's miracles.

Step right up ! Step right up ! Only this way .

This is amazing ! I can't believe it !

It's so noisy.

Yeah, I noticed .

That looks like bowling !

Barney , can we play ?

Oh yeah Sure , but , you know Fred and I

we go bowling all the time.

Aah. That's a dumb idea .

Who's gonna pay to see dinosaurs ?

I got dinosaurs in my backyard !

Wow ! You got a really great laugh .

Yeaa .

So do you .

Hey, do you like brontocoasters ?

I'm wishing to it .

You're on .

This is gonna be fun , huh?

So, what do you wannna do first ?

What was your name again ?

Come on, pretty boy !

Rock-Candy

Look.

Ring-Toss

What you got , drama girl !

you're gonna hit the back side of a brontosaurus !

That was a good shot .

Wasn't it ?

Well that's a pretty tough spare ...

for most people.

We got a winner .

These things never live longer than a week .

Hey Fred do you think you could teach me hot to throw like that ?

Sure . Let's see what you got.

I'm done .

Let me help you here .

Give me your hand .

Middle fingers .

Take the weight .

Now relax .

It's all in the toes .

I did it !

Look I know I ran off with Betty ,

but , you know , Wilma's kind of my date .

So I was wondering ,

whether it wouldn't be too much trouble if ...

well if ...

What are you trying to say, Barn ?

Would you mind , if i left with Betty ?

No, not at all buddy . Hey, Take the car .

Thanks , pal. Thanks a bunch . She says she wants

to go our place and cook me breakfast .

I do not know what we gonna do until then ,

but you know i can't turn down on a good meal .

It's kinda chilly all of a sudden, isn't it ?

Chilly ? Are you kidding ?

The Earth's still colding around here .

It's chilly , we should've brought something

to trade above my shoulders, you know .

Thank you .

Nice opening gambit lover boy . Now , close the deal ,

so i can get off this Warren lock .

I am ignoring you right now .

What did you say ?

I said ,

I am adoring you right now .

Oh Fred. That's so sweet .

Come on , come on !

You're in the red zone .

" Isn't it so romantic ? "

" Now , hurry up and kiss her ... "

Your eyes are like two big eyes .

What a Cutie .

She thinks you're her mother .

Quiet down !

I lead a simple life .

Where I have a roof over my head , food on the table ...

and a top-shelf to shave shell .

I am a happy guy .

Fred you are so different than

the kinda guys , I grew up with .

- And they what wanna like ?

- Just real different .

This is it .

Oh I had a great time tonight .

I sure hope you did too .

I wouldn't change a thing .

Good night .

Good night .

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The Flintstones

Good morning , Fred . What a beautiful day !

I was just thinking the

same thing , Barney boy . BEAUTIFUL !

So I think You and Wilma had a nice evening ?

Are you kidding ?

Barn, I never met anyone like her .

This Wilma I think she may be the one .

I feel the same way about Betty .

I mean she's smart.

She's hot.

- Kind .

- Funny .

Classy .

She's hot .

Beautiful !

You know , Wilma ,

you really should wear your hair up .

Uh, I got need more height !

Look .

It really brings out your smile .

Well I guess I just have a whole

lot more to smile about these days .

And I owe it all to you , Betty .

You're the First real friend I ever had .

You had a tough life .

You deserve a few breaks , Wilma .

Actually Betty it hasn't been all that tough .

You see, there is something that

I've been meaning to tell you

but i'm real scared , but I think now is the time ...

Ooh Pizza's here .

Good evening . I'm looking for ...

Mother ?

Wilma ? Is that you ?

What is this place ?

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