Spotlight on Location: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Page #4

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Oh , Young love .

It's a shame it won't last .

Just you wait , Roxie dear .

This man is my puppet

and i barely began to pull the strings .

Soon Wilma will see him for the

pathetic primitive he really is .

I thought you went over this with Wilma person .

What do I have to do to convince you ?

Diamonds ? A mazerocky ?

Your own show in stalactite Lunch ?

Very nice , Chip , but i prefer cash .

What a coincidence ! So do we !

Rocko and Rocko , my favorite maid men .

What can I do for you , Gentlemen ?

The Boss wants his money .

He says he don't think you got it .

That's not entirely true .

nor is it entirely false .

he don't entirely care .

but he wants all of his money by midnight sunday ,

or we start taking your casinos .

And breaking your legs !

This is a mood discussion , Gentlemen . Because by sunday

evening I shall be married to Wilma Slaghoople ...

and one of the greatest personal fortunes

in the uncivilized world .

You better be .

Or else you will be sleeping with the

Tunasarauses .

The plot's thicken .

This is heaven .

Could you get me between my

shoulder blades ? That's cures all my tension .

She is tense .

I just found out what calamari means .

Wilma , can I ask you something ?

Sure , Betty . What's that ?

Do you think , Barney is

serious about me ?

What are you talking about ? He's crazy about you .

I hope so .

I've never met anyone

like Bernard Rubble .

He is so loyal and so sweet .

He makes me feel like I'm the only girl

in this whole flat world .

That's exactly how Fred makes me feel .

Chip ...

it was always about money .

Fred does not have a greedy

bone in his entire body .

Look at all these clams , Barn !

Yea.. you got there enough to buy wilma

a ring for each finger , Fred .

May be a little stud for me too .

So what do you say , we go cash up .

What are you , crazy ? That's your problem , Barn .

You think too small .

I'm not gonna just stop at a ring .

I'm gonna buy her a whole lifestyle ,

just like Chip Rockefeller .

But she doesn't want some smart rich ,

handsome guy . She wants you !

Buzz off , Caveboy !

The man's got magic hands .

I know this will be difficult for you ,

but , let's think for a moment .

Chip Rockefeller flew you to his casino in

his plane to play at his tables .

And against the odds of 247000 to 1 ...

You have rode 17 straight winners .

Can we connect the dots ?

Sure ! Today is my lucky day !

Good Luck, Dum-Dum .

You will need it .

Come on , babies .

Forty seven !

What did I tell you , Barn ? Magic !

It's not magic , it's skill .

A gentlemen gambler like you should

be playing with the high rollers .

HIGH ROLLERS ONLY

I was just getting warmed up ,

You know , building my bank roll .

- Bank roll ? Please I'll give you a line of credit .

- Credit ?

Sure ! The house funds you a little extra

you pay it back , a man of your skill , Please ,

I will be honored to have

you on a house account .

Don't do it . That's how my

uncle - the gambler lost everything .

He lost his wife , he lost his house ,

his kids , his dog ...

Guess you know , we have an

" all you can eat " buffet by the pool ?

Fred , please !

" All you can eat " ?

Absolutely ! I'd like you to meet Roxie ,

she's my lead actor .

Roxie , Would you show

Mr. Rubble the buffet ?

It would be my great pleasure .

Come on , Flintstone . I'll show you to the table

and have the pitball brings you a nice big pile of clams .

New Shooter !

Freedom and wit , boys .

Four lovely ladies .

Make that six . Where you two been ?

We've been Waiting for you, Fred ,

at the Cadre Club .

Alright , I'm Sorry , Wilma . I've been on a roll .

Where's Barney ?

He went off to the buffet with some show-girl .

A show-girl ?

When they say " All you can eat "

they don't mean " till you explode " .

I'm just getting started .

Look at the size of that pie .

Waiter ! Over Here !

Let me help .

ROCK VEGAS TOURS

I love you , but I gotta go .

Catch you later !

Hello , Love .

Are you ...

Yes , Mick Jagger ,

at your service .

And you are ... ?

Betty O'Shale .

What a lovely bird doing alone by the pool ?

My boyfriend ...

He was ...

I saw him with another girl !

Oh , Sweetheart .

I'll tell you what .

If you was my lady you wouldn't catch me

even touching another girl . Not never !

Unless I'm on the road .

On the road doesn't count .

Stop it .

Why don't you try ...

stopping crying and give Mickey ,

a little smile , eh ?

That's better .

You look lovely when you smile ,

Miss Betty O'Shale .

Thank you .

What do you say we go meet my band mates ?

And then we can go

so more quiet , so we can ...

talk a little bit more , eh ?

Three thousand and forty-one ...

What's going on there ?

Hey , Fred , Look !

There's Mick Jagger and the Stones !

And there is Betty , she is with the band .

What would be Betty doing with the Stones ?

Yeah .. She doesn't even play instruments .

Betty , Up here ! It's me, Barney !

Excuse me .

Wait a minute , Betty ! Please !

Fourteen thousand

five hundred and forty- two .

Fifteen thousand

five hundred and forty- two .

Fred , let's do something together .

We could go bowling .

Bowling ?

Bowling's for the poor people .

Looks like You and Chip have a

little more in common than i thought .

Why ? Because we both big winners ?

Here, Fred . Buy yourself a clue .

Wilma , wait .

Honey ! Baby ! What's the matter ?

JACKPOT - A MILLION CLAMS

All right , Flintstone . You lost Wilma .

Now it's time to lose everything else .

WIN:

LOSE:

Place your bets , folks ! Place your bets .

One red !

One red is the winner .

Hello Wilma . Been for a walk ?

Nothing gets by you , Chip .

Forgive me , for disturbing you .

I'm so sorry .

I just got a lot of in my mind .

I have been on that edge too .

Opening weekend , so many guests ,

and now all the room robberies .

Robbery ?

No , Nothing , it's just ...

But , just to be safe I wish you would let me ,

put those beautiful pearls of yours in our safe .

Good idea , Chip .

They mean a lot to me .

I know .

It's up to you , baby .

Get me started again .

Mr. Flintstone ?

Mr. Rockefeller has extended an

invitation to join him at the fight .

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More credit ? No .

No chance . No way . No how .

Do you know how much you owe already ?

Owe ?

One million four hundred thousand clams .

It's gonna be a real shame when Wilma finds out

what a loser her new boyfriend really is .

Of course ...

she doesn't have to find out .

She doesn't ?

See that , I knew you were a good guy .

I'm not .

I said I wouldn't tell her .

I didn't say you can still have her .

I'll erase your debt , Flintstone .

But you gotta disappear , out of town ,

out of bed-rock and never see

or speak to Wilma again .

Wait a minute .

You had planned this all along !

Tell me , how do you even dress

yourself in the morning ?

Normally , I just wear what i fell asleeping .

What does that got to do with anything ?

Goodbye , Flintstone .

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