Spotlight on Location: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Page #6

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Come on , girls ! Let's go !

The curtain's coming up !

Come on , out ! Oh , you look lovely !

Opening night ! Ready to smile .

You see , Fred ? Worked like a charm .

No chit-chat . Let's go and sparkle !

The one near the end looks like a man .

May be your sister ought to try out .

It's them ! Get'em .

Let's get out of here , now !

Come on ! Get them !

This isn't love ,

This is ...

What do you think , Betty ?

Should I stick up my butt a bit further ?

Does it look good like that ?

May be that's too much bad for

the opening of the show , you know .

It's really upto you , Mick . You're the artist .

Yeah , there I am Betty , that I am .

Wow , you really are with Mick Jagger .

Have you not the two girls are sameful .

Actually the cuter one used

to be my boyfriend .

What ?

Betty , I understand , if you wanna be

with this famous rock star instead of me .

but I just had to come back here and tell you ,

I love you .

I don't think I ever told you that before .

but now I did so ...

Goodbye .

Barney , wait !

Do you really mean it ?

Of course , I do . I never felt

this way about anyone before .

And what about that show-girl

you were within the restaurant ?

Roxie ? That's Chip Rockefeller's girlfriend .

He sent her to take me to the buffet ,

so i couldn't stop Fred from gambling .

Chip Rockefeller has a girlfriend ?

Well somebody's gotta tell Wilma !

Don't worry , Betty .

I'll handle Rockefeller .

Alright would somebody mind telling me ,

What's bloody going on here ?

This is not creeky !

I'm supposed to be on stage .

I'm sorry , Mick .

I had a really great time

with you and all , but ...

I love Barney .

Well , I don't care .

I'm in love with Betty too . She is the first

decent honourable woman I ever met and I'm like ...

unbelievably turned on

by her naivety .

Watch your mouth Mister or

I'll give you a fat lip .

Although it kinda looks somebody already has .

Alright that's it !

Nobody's pinches my bird !

Not after I am , pinching her

from in the first place .

Take this partner !

Come on .

She is mine !

Oh yeah ?

I'd rather ridiculously been dead body .

I love you . I always have .

I lost you once ,

but I won't lose you again .

Marry me .

Tonight .

Chip , you're terrific .

but ...

it's just a lot of things

have happened recently

and I need a little time to think .

Wilma , I can't live without you .

Just say " yes " .

Please .

It's okay .

Ladies and Gentlemen , the

fabulous Tardust Hotel ...

proudly presents the world's

only rock and roll band ,

Mick Jagger and The Stones .

This isn't Love ,

This is destiny

somewhere above

this was planned for me

Life had no meaning

I never knew , why

Till the dream came true

The dream is you .

I never say never

But this love forever

Till over

together

whichever wherever

Till we go

This isn't Love ,

This is ecstasy

Somehow I knew

you would come to me

I never say never

Wilma , Honey .

I never meant to hurt you .

I've done some stupid things ,

like a lot of stupid things .

but love makes you do stupid things .

I never forgive myself if

I didn't give this one last try .

Wilma Slaghoople ,

I can't give you diamonds ,

fast cars or fancy houses .

I can .

All I can give you is just plain old

Fred Flintstone from bed-rock ....

and all the love in my heart .

and I hope that's enough .

It's enough . It's enough .

No , it's not !

Wilma , ...

Will you ...

Will you ...

Spit it out !

Wilma , will you marry me ?

This is your last chance !

Stop me or all the dinosaurs die .

Shut up !

Wilma , I am still waiting .

Yes !

And do you , Fred Flintstone ...

take Wilma Slaghoople to be your wife

to have into your home

from this day forward

Do you, Wilma take

Frederick to be your husband

to have into your home

from this day forward

I do .

Then by the power vested in me

by the City of Rock Vegas ...

I now pronounce you husband and wife .

You may kiss the bride .

Mrs. Slaghoople .

Where am I ? What is this place ?

Gazoo , are you crying ?

No , No , of course not , Dum-Dum .

No , I've simply overcomed with information .

You see , I've finally understand ...

your complex mating rituals .

All the emotions .

All this ...

Love .

And I've come to the conclusion .

I will never meet anybody .

You're very sweet , but believe me ,

it would never work out .

Ladies and Gentlemen ,

I now present to you Mr. and Mrs. ...

Flintstones ! Meet The Flintstones

They are the modern stone age family

From the town of bed-rock

They're page right out of history

And with Rubbles by the side

We'll have all alone and happy life

When you're with the Flintstones

Have a yabba dabba doo time

A dabba doo time . We'll have a gay old time .

Viva Rock Vegas

Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime

Turnin' night into daytime

If you see it once

You'll never be the same again

We'll have a gay old time .

We'll have a gay old ...

Time

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