Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

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Hello, everyone.

We want to welcome a very special guest

to our park today the president's daughter.

Big smile. Big smile. Hello, Alexandra.

Where's your father? He will be here.

l will make sure of it.

Well, hey there, little miss first lady,

l am Dinky Winks, owner of

this fine establishment.

You ready to ride the ride and shrill

to the thrills, spills, and chills?

Yes, l am. Right this way.

Of course, that behind me.....

The world famous Whippersnapper.

Guaranteed to make grown men howl

like a cub woke at weaning time.

Over on our left... Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

The NerveWracker.... oh-ho, painful.

Good fun. On your other left is, uh, well,

my personal favorite..... The Vomiter.

Now, we tell people not to ride it on

a full stomach, but you know folks.

They just don't listen.

But... why bother with any of those?

You're here for my latest and greatest.

For your personal amusement and complete

gratification, l humbly offer.... the Juggler.

But is it fast? ls it fast?

Well, let's see, shall we?

The riders are strapped into the bubble.

The hydrobot lifts the

bubble high into the air.

And spins it round and round as fast as the

United States government will allow.

The bubble spins, turns, flips, and bounces.

And then...... it juggles you.

l want to go on.

l thought so.

Now, understand the override precautions are

top-notch, modified by yours truly.

l thought her father was supposed to be here.

The president has more pressing business

than to spend an entire Sunday in a theme park.

No one's that busy.

Have fun, kid.

We will take it a little slow,

just make it fun.

Mm-hmm. Can't you get her down?

Somebody's jammed the override.

Why, that little troublemaker.

Remain calm. Remain calm. We are the Secret

Service. Everything is under control.

There's nothing we can do, sir. What?

The weight of our agents

will prevent us from ascending

the shaky precipice on which she now stands.

She will fall. Don't we have any smaller agents?

Bring me agents SK1 and SK2.

Coming through. Coming through.

We're ready. Use this... the latest gear.

We get to keep them afterwards?

- N... No. Yes.

- Of course. Let's rock.

You're sure they can handle this?

lf not, there are two others who can.

Bring me agents SK3 and SK4 as back-up.

Ugh. Ugh. We got company.

Gary and Gerti...

What are they doing here? Ugh.

Excuse me there, sport.

Where did you get that?

Latest in electro-riser technology, with new

composite materials and A.l. brainology.

l can see you don't know what l am talking

about. Gary, this is my rescue.

We will take it from here.

"Latest gear," my butt.

No, no, no. You will just make it worse.

Now you done it. Over here. Get away

from me. Alexandra, take my hand.

Back off. I want my father to

come up here and get me.

But he's the president of the United States.

No, he's my father.

He was my father before he ever became

president, and he should still be my father now.

l want him up here. Sir, we have a situation.

She's got the Transmooker.

This is now a code-red situation.

Get her down now.

The point is,

you and your father need to have a talk.

Up here may not be the best place.

Come with me, and l promise you,

the two of you will have that talk.

How can you promise that? l am Level 2.

l can order him to talk to you.

Hi, Gerti. What are you doing?

l am trying to stop the ride.

Without disengaging the axis? Exactly.

Then stop what you're doing.

You see, the ride is designed

to work like a giant magnet.

lf you reverse the polarization,

bye-bye, president's daughter.

See you around.

Okay. Wait. l took this from my

father's office this morning.

l am sure he will want it back.

Careful. Look, Cortez, you take her

down, and l will take this down.

That way, we both look good.

l am not doing this for looks, Gary.

Thank goodness you're all right, Alexandra.

We were worried sick. Oh, boys.

l think this is what you're looking for.

She swiped it from the president.

Oh, you're in big trouble this time, missy.

Wait a minute. l promised her she

could talk to her father.

Oh, she will talk to him, all right.

We will make sure of that.

- Promise me one thing......

- What?

no more winky-dinky assignments.

So, you want the Ukata assignment, huh?

Your duties are assigned to you by the

agency same as everyone, same as me.

l know. lt's just that

we have learned so much.

Juni and l are more than capable

of taking bigger assignments.

But that's not your decision to make.

The Spy Kids organization is still new,

and if you're a Level 3 or even a Level 2,

you cannot go on a mission alone.

You need more experience.

Come on. OK, Mom, if you're looking for top secret

information, just go straight to the source.

Welcome to the Pentagon.

How did you do that? You can't do that.

There is no hacking in this household.

l know. Sorry. Show me that again.

l know this hair thing is one of my weakest points.

Wait one minute. You're going to look cool.

ln fact, you're looking cooler, right?

Like me. Like Poppy.

And it's kind of em-o-tion-al to me.

You know? Uh-oh. A knot.

We are going to...

You... Uh-huh, uh-huh. We got it.

That's my boy. Last touch.

Hup, hup. You want me to tie it for you?

No, it's okay. R.A.L.P.H. can do it.

Bow tie, R.A.L.P.H., and not too tight.

Thanks, R.A.L.P.H.

lnteresting. But...

he can never, ever replace.....

.....me. Pow.

Not yet, but l think that new

upgrade comes in next week. Uh-huh.

- Oh. Only "joking."

- Hey.

- Kids. Kids.

- Kids. Kids.

"Joking"?

Thank you. Yes, ma'am. Okay. Remember, kids,

this is a very important night for your father.

And if he's named director of the O.S.S.,

be sure to stand up and give him a big hug,

all right? What if Dad doesn't win?

Well, then, give him a bigger hug.

Oh, Yao Ling, Wa Ling, this is Danielle

and Dione Daluc. Hello. Hi.

They created lnfolink, sort of an online trading

system for swapping international secrets.

- Hi. Oh, hey.

- Hello. Champagne?

Can't have any of that. Sorry.

Something doesn't feel right.

No wonder your buddy's here.

Your buddy with the weird laugh.

He does not have a weird laugh. We were

just... talking about you. Really?

Wow. You look great, Carmen.

You want to dance? Sure.

l don't think that's a good idea, Gary.

Family rules say you need to

ask my father's permission.

You know, you should have

had that suit tailored, Juni.

lt's bunching up around your gut,

and it makes your head look way too big.

You have to excuse my little brother.

He's still a little upset

about the... Juggler incident.

A good agent controls his temper.

Just be glad my dad isn't here. He gets

really psycho about this sort of thing.

Hi, Dad. Um, you remember Gary.

He's in our organization.

l was just asking your daughter for a dance.

You know how to dance? Fairly well, sir.

What kind of dances? All types of dances.

What about tango? Yes. Mambo? Fairly well.

Rumba? Yes. Cha-cha-cha? Seven steps.

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