Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World Page #3

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attempt to get me back.

Take shelter in the panic room now.

Oh, and if we don't, I suppose

something really terrible

will happen to us.

Scanning.

Scanning.

Identity match.

Please enter the panic room now.

- Enter the panic room now.

- Let's go, Rebecca.

Enter the panic room now.

Well, this is obviously the panic room.

- Why?

- 'Cause it's a room, and I'm panicking.

Hello, children.

I had this panic room installed

when I married your father

in the event that my work

ever put the family in danger.

Her work?

There's something

I never told you about myself

because it was a matter

of national security.

I am a spy.

our stepmother's a spy?

Impossible.

She's not cool enough.

Argonaut is an Advanced Robotic

Guardian Operative

designed to protect you.

I still think this is a prank.

This is not a prank.

The dog is talking.

I noticed.

Well, it's not the sort of thing

you'd miss, is it, really?

A small, handsome dog talking with

an English accent, like James Bond.

Anyway, I've been assigned

to protect you, so give me five.

That's what cool people say, isn't it?

Anyway, let's shake hands.

Hello. How do you do?

Ah! Oh, no! I hate when that happens!

I am gonna need that back.

Sentry mode? Attack mode?

I think you better keep it

in sentry mode.

Pop it back on,

any time you're ready.

- Good thinking.

- No, seriously.

Can I have it back now?

'Cause I am gonna fall over.

The panic room is being attacked.

You must leave now.

The jet luges will take you

to OSS headquarters.

And sit. Do you get it?

It's what humans usually say to dogs.

I reversed it, I flipped it.

Oh, this is gonna be great.

- I tell you, we're gonna have a...

I usually have to eat grass

or a slipper to feel this sick. Oh.

I wasn't ready, that's all.

I'm fine, I'm fine.

Do not let the

Chronos Sapphire get away!

A mini camera is not

that impressive anymore.

People have them in their phones.

Well, how small is it?

- That's impossible.

- Dad!

Sorry. What?

Dad, help us!

Sorry, there was an air show

behind me.

There's no such thing

as invisibility powder.

All right, Argonaut. Start talking.

Who were those guys with the

giant goggles? What do they want?

How long has Marissa been a spy?

OK. Your stepmom will answer

all of your questions post-mission.

I have a question.

Who's flying this thing?

I thought you were.

Oh, no.

They do not look like pet lovers.

Hello, children. If you're watching

this, your escape jets are under attack.

We are going to have to initiate

evasive maneuvers

to get you to OSS even faster.

- Brace yourselves.

- Oh, great.

It's like a big video game.

Grab your controller and steer slowly!

- Whoa!

- I'm gonna crash!

I'm gonna hurl.

Right.

Puke goes in the bag, not on my fur.

They're gaining!

Cecil!

Do something!

He is doing something. He's puking.

We might need a bigger bag.

In fact, we might

need a bigger spaceship.

It smells like fish socks in here.

Can we at least open a window?

Ugh. It's not much fun in here.

Hey! You opened up mine!

Fresh air. That helps.

I love this. I love sticking my head

out the window. It's my favorite thing.

Sorry!

Cecil!

How may puke bags do you have left?

Make 'em count!

Good job, Cecil!

Never underestimate the power of puke.

Agent Argonaut reporting.

Listen, the kids are fine.

I can't say the same about the house.

Why? What did they do?

They didn't do anything. They didn't

destroy the house. Tick Tock's men did.

What?! Argonaut,

I told you to watch them!

I am watching them.

I'm watching them puke and scream.

- We've gotta discuss hazard pay.

- Just get them to the OSS.

I want a raise!

There's only one person

I want waiting there to greet them.

OSS Headquarters.

How can I direct your call?

I saved your life. one point for me.

Whatever. The puke bags were my idea.

Why do you argue about

everything? You're brother and sister.

You're fighting like cats and dogs,

which I could understand

why cats and dogs fight.

Cats are awful. Just chillax.

Part "chill," part "relax."

I fused 'em to make a trendy word.

Welcome to the OSS.

Who are you?

Carmen Cortez,

secret agent of the OSS.

Your stepmom is my aunt.

So, a word of caution to you

would-be supervillains out there...

Your best defense may be...

a jelly donut.

What am I saying?

What are they gonna do with that?

What, are they gonna

throw them at 'em?

Just say it. I'm too attractive.

Let's face it.

I've never caught a spy,

and I probably never will.

I say we go after the Time Keeper.

Oh, that's realistic.

Where are you at with

that piece for Spy Week?

It's not due till Friday.

It is Friday.

Time's speeding up, Wilson.

Don't you keep up with the news?

Get me something on someone, anyone!

And get it to me yesterday

or there won't be a tomorrow

for you at the station. Got it?

It's time to get serious.

Marissa's not picking up.

Maybe she's under radio silence.

She's got a lot

of explaining to do, man.

She never told you she was a spy, huh?

Well, in her defense, she was retired.

- Well, hello.

- Hey, Argonaut!

You're a big girl now.

Is that titanium alloy?

- Treat?

- Yes, please.

Cheers.

Cool.

Wanna see how I got started as a spy?

- Yeah!

This is the old Spy Kids division.

Woa.

They shut it down seven years

ago due to budget cuts.

Really sad. It was ahead of its time.

Spy Kids were an elite

juvenile division of the OSS.

I'm going to explode you.

Established to go where

adult spies couldn't go

and do what ordinary spies

couldn't do.

Ralphie, it's me!

We went to the academy together.

How you do...

Oh. Now I see what, they've turned

him off. Just as well. He's annoying.

I'd like to bring back

the Spy Kids division one day.

We call those Stompers

and Hammer Hands.

They use electron fields

to create superhuman impact force.

These are awesome.

You can crush things.

"Field ambush supplies"?

Built to help a spy create

on-the-spot booby traps

ambushes, mass confusion,

and pranks.

- Pranks?

- I'll tell you what.

I'll let you guys pick out

one gadget each as a souvenir.

- Mine.

- Mine.

Don't get too excited. I said that

I'd let you guys pick out a gadget,

but I didn't say I'd activate it.

Back in the day,

the kids who made the best spies

were the ones who didn't wait around

for the perfect gadgets.

They made stuff happen

with what they had on hand.

Who's that?

Me and my brother, Juni.

We were the first and last

of the Spy Kids program.

Where is he?

We shall not speak of him. Let's go.

And this is where our grand tour ends.

Wait here. Marissa will

pick you guys up in a minute.

Can we be candidates

for the new Spy Kids program?

Time will tell. Sorry, guys, gotta go.

OSS has us working around the clock.

We have to stop the Time Keeper

before the Time Keeper stops time.

The Time Keeper. That's not

much of a villain's name, is it?

Oh, the Time Keeper.

Has he got a watch, has he?

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