St. George Shoots the Dragon Page #5

houses, wait, and kill the studs!

Get away! Piss off!

Sergeant, are you married?

Yes I am, Captain.

Any children?

No... not any more.

God willing, I'll have them again.

Do you too suspect that someone's

invading your home and your wife?

No, not at all, sir.

While I'm away...

there's another man...

- Another man?

- He takes care of my wife and home.

If it wasrt for him, I'd be worried.

Get out.

What's this nonsense?

What bloody man?

- Her man.

- Your wife's man?

- Yes.

- She's your lawful wedded wife?

Yes, she is.

It's an ugly story,

this isn't the time. Excuse me.

Wait a minute!

Why isn't that scoundrel here?

He lost an arm in the last war.

We fought together.

We all fought together, Sergeant.

Do you care about your wife at all?

I came here to die... just like you.

I came here to win!

But the soldiers

try to stay alive.

I feel sorry for them.

For me, this is a relief.

From a greater evil,

I came into a lesser one.

What?

I'm sure you heard everything!

F*** diplomacy.

Who's coming with me?

Wait, Baca.

We have a petition.

If they catch you,

you'll be court-martialled.

I'm going hunting

for a songbird.

Let's start signing.

I won't.

Yes, you will.

- I can't write!

- Just put a cross!

Not that big cross, moron!

GiVe it to me. Next!

Mikan, watch out for the gendarme.

Why hasn't the Captain taken this

to the Supreme Command?

The Supreme Command

has better things to do!

They don't deal with

rejects and lovers!

- This isn't about soldiers!

- Who is it about, if not us?

We get letters saying that rejects

are prowling around our houses!

- I didn't dare open the last letter!

- Enough! Enough talk!

I did what I could.

- Listen up!

- Maybe a package from my mother.

Letters for the 3rd Company!

Somebody's finally remembered you,

footsloggers!

Let's see what treats

we have here!

Vojo Milovanovic!

Vojo, stop f***ing around!

- Milovanovic!

- I'm dead.

- Milovanovic!

- Dead!

Mikan Babic!

- Mikan Babic!

- May God rest his soul.

Baca DragojeVic!

They're all dead!

These men are replacements.

You're alive,

but you're no good to me.

- Baco.

- Baco!

- Did you at least kill them?

- Caught me before I got there.

Too bad.

Sergeant, assemble the squad.

Captain, is there any way

we can avoid this?

- People, don't...

- George...

You always respected the country,

but my house, never!

I believed you when you said

that the country exists!

That the country's won'th dying for!

All I knew of this country

was my family and my home!

- F*** you and the country!

- Ready. Aim.

Soldier, I wish you lasting rest.

F*** you and f*** the country!

Fire!

Brother!

My brother!

War... Boom, boom!

Mile, why don't you open the tavern?

Expect from us to drink river water

till the end of the war?

Look!

- I'm getting out of here!

- They know us...

We're a civilian building,

they won't shoot at us!

Our Russian brothers and Allies

will never abandon Serbia!

Please, don't.

We are invincible!

Kraut murderers!

I suggest we don't relax

until the Allies come.

- Pass it on.

- Aleksa. You died right on time.

F***ing cripple!

Over here!

- Mile, what's this?

- There you are!

- By the order of the Command...

- They granted our pensions?

- I don't think so, teacher.

- Now you're f***ed!

If you're able enough

to f*** other mers wives,

you're able enough to f*** Krauts

at the front!

Zoja-man don't want to shoot.

So you can f*** now, in the name

of the king and the country!

- I'm for the military band!

- Is this the enemy or the allies?

- I am straight!

- I can see! On the road!

What's all this?

What on earth are you doing?

Where's your brother?

With that whore again?

- He seized the opportunity!

- Shut up!

- Let's go!

- MoVe!

I can go by myself!

Please, don't!

I've got a mill to run!

- MoVe it!

- Faster!

Come on, child.

Stop!

- Please...

- Where are you going?

Once this is over,

I'll come to Belgrade. I promise.

Over? You're waiting for the end

of something that has no end.

I'm not going to let some war

make my decisions for me.

Come on! Move it, you bastards!

- Zoja-man won't shoot.

- Yes you will! Move!

- Move, you old fart!

- Faster!

Faster, rejects!

Witch! Witch!

MoVe! MoVe!

The mobilization

doesn't apply to you.

You're a decorated war hero.

If it was up to me,

you'd be leading this pack of freaks!

As f***er-in-chief!

Move these beasts!

Let's go.

Gavrilo!

Where you go, I go too!

You're not going anywhere.

Do you hear?

I'm coming, Gavrilo! Please!

- You won't stop me!

- Go home! Go!

I'm coming, and that's it!

Go home!

I hope you drop dead, Gavrilo!

Drop dead!

Drop dead!

Do you hear me, Gavrilo?!

Drop dead!

When you're out of ammo,

and the enemy is still advancing...

Use the bayonet!

When the bayonet breaks,

use your hands!

When they break your hands,

use your teeth!

When they shoot you down,

fall right across their path!

Let them trip over you!

F*** them even when you're dead!

Serve the Fatherland

even in death! Is that clear?

Can you hear me, sir?

Major, sir!

Requesting permission

for another charge!

Can you hear me?

Yes! Another charge!

We've got enough men!

We don't need reinforcements!

Please, Major, sir!

I'm begging you!

I'm down on my knees!

Yes, sir!

- Motherf***er!

- I wish I was dead.

We're out of luck!

The orders are to wait for the night

and reinforcements!

It's a real shame, sir.

However...

for the first time in my life...

I will have to disobey my superior.

He's a goner.

Thank you, St George.

What a hero,

what a madman he was!

I raise you ten.

I call...

When his sort are all dead,

we'll become the heroes

without noticing it! Show your cards.

May God rest his soul.

Rest in peace.

What do you think you're doing,

bastard?

No, you don't!

Let him take it. The hero

doesn't need it anymore.

Thank you, Major, sir.

- Reinforcments are on their way.

- We're saved.

Reinforcements will be here.

Fresh troops are coming.

Fresh troops!

Just one more battle, and God willing,

we'll all go home... alive!

- Vojo, fresh troops.

- Thank you, St George!

Heroes! It's almost free!

I can make you immortal!

- Come on, let's take a picture.

- For yor grand and grand grand children!

- Heroes, come on!

- Get out of here!

I will immortalize you!

Clear off, jinx!

- I want to take a picture.

- Me, too!

Make sure we look like heroes!

George, let's have one

souvenir photo.

Move closer. Closer...

All together.

Move closer. Closer...

All together.

I like it! Excellent...

Real conquerors.

Not one smile,

you'll spoil everything!

Look over here!

And... Watch the birdie!

What are you staring at?

Heroes!

MoVe it!

- Let's go! Faster!

- MoVe! MoVe!

Come on! Faster!

The petition. It worked!

Everybody signed it, George.

We didn't ask you because... F***.

Fall in!

What kind of people are you?

Sergeant, sir!

- You, stand at attention.

- How?

To avoid revolt, they have

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