Stacy Page #2

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It's very light. I like it.

Yes, Bruce Campbell's Right Hand 2...

is now one pound lighter.

And these are the new colors!

Yes, these are the new colors

of the spring line.

What do you think?

- Cool. It's like pop art.

- Right!

When you're not using it,

it can double as an ornament.

Moreover,

Bruce Campbell's Right Hand 2...

can cut up to three Stacies'bodies

without nicking the metal.

And you can change the blade

very easily.

Bruce Campbell's Right Hand 2

is even easier to use than other models.

Exactly!

With Bruce Campbell's Right Hand 2

you can repeat kill Stacies...

in the kitchen, bathroom or garage.

You can finish the repeat kill quickly.

No more mess.

Let's see what our customers

have to say!

What do you think of it?

Excellent!

If everybody uses these,

we'll be out of work!

I can use it with one hand,

which is a huge advantage.

See?

If you buy Bruce Campbell's

Right Hand 2 today...

you'll also get this carrying bag!

And we'll throw in

this figurine of yours truly!

All for the same low price!

I'd love to have just that figurine!

For your very own figurine,

pick up the phone and dial now.!

We're waiting for your call.!

Uh...

there are lots of graves in the yard

in front of the building.

They're for our dead troops.

You two are supplemental troops.

Why did they all die?

- Were they killed by Stacies?

- Silence!

Don't ask questions

unless absolutely necessary.

You'll soon find out.

So, which of you used to be

a medical student?

- Me.

- I can't hear you!

Me!

At attention!

Matsui, you will guard the doctor

and the facility...

escort the test team

to the facility...

and also dispose of the waste...

with Tokuyama and

the assistant captain, Kasuga.

Arita, you will be my assistant.

Dismissed!

Arita.

Come to my room first.

I hope he doesn't commit suicide

like the guy before him.

Hey! What are you saying to the boss?

Sis...

- Sis...

- Not "Sis." She's the captain.

WANTED FOR ILLEGAL REPEAT KILLING

This sucks.

I'm the only one that looks ugly.

That's how you really look.

Do you think you're cute?

Of course I do!

I head up the nice-looking section!

Give me a break.

Stop arguing about such stupid stuff.

I hope I can save a million yen soon.

Wait for me, Sorimachi.

Don't get it all mucked up.

Sorimachi's number one

in the entertainment district.

The competition's tough.

A girl named Keiko gave him

a million bucks...

to get Sorimachi to repeat kill her.

Piss me off!

Why don't we pay for our own ammo?

Convenient for you too.

Your nunchaku and sword

don't need ammo.

- Bullets are pricey!

- You waste too many.

Work on your aim.

My swords don't last long.

They get damaged when I cut

through fat and bone.

We've gotta make more profit.

We gotta make a million yen each.

Before it's too late.

REPEAT KILL PAMPHLE Hello? My daughter just died.

Hello, this is Kawasaki City Hall

Sanitation Department.

You have reached the office

of the Romero Repeat Kill Troops.

Office hours are from 2:00 to 5:00 p.m.

Please call back during office hours.

In case of emergency,

please call the Emergency Department.

The number is 4...

6-4-2.

Remember, that's the number to call

when you have a dead Stacy.

But I just called that number!

Give me a break!

This is ridiculous.!

I connected with him!

Hello, this is the

Drew Illegal Repeat Kill Troops.

We're very sorry about your daughter.

We pray for the repose of her soul.

Please give us your name and address.

Who the hell are you?

I told you, we're the

Drew Illegal Repeat Kill Troops.

Only boyfriends and families

have the right to kill Stacies.

So this is illegal.

Don't you know anything

about the Stacies Law?

You're a coward who can't

repeat kill your daughter, right?

Let's just leave it at that.

We're not criticizing you.

Let us come and repeat kill her.

We named our troops

after Drew Barrymore.

She's our idol.

Unlike the Romero troops,

we're very fast!

But it'll cost you.

That's right.

Think about it, old man.

The Romeros will come

with their loud sirens blaring.

You should have some consideration

for your neighbors.

How old are you girls?

Sixteen... and two months.

Is that a problem? Now hurry up

and decide what it'll be.

Otherwise your stupid daughter

will become a Stacy...

and chew you to the bone!

Girls of 15 and 16

Become Stacies

Their tits are smoldering on the fire

Their fleshy toes are burning

Hey, bro, you dropped something.

Why don't you stick it

on your dick for a yank?

Get it off!

You're an idiot!

Sis.

Do you read, Sis?

How long?

How long do we have to do this?

As if I know.

There's no end to it.

We'll end up rotting here

with the hacked-up Stacies.

How come you joined Romero?

No matter.

My sister died.

She became a Stacy.

She devoured some children.

And the Romero troops

"repeat killed"her.

And?

She was my only sibling.

I hear that all the time.

And that's why you joined?

You're hilarious!

Brother.!

Do you remember her?

She's my good friend.

Good luck.

Come off it, Kana.

Uh... Momo?

Starting in the spring...

I'm going to the

Riruka Women's Art School.

It's a women's college,

high in the mountains.

Really?

If you wouldn't mind...

do you think

you could be my pen pal?

I guess that'd be okay.

You sure?

Thank goodness.

Even if it's just in my letters...

would you mind

if I called you "brother"?

Brother.

Momo.

Once upon a time there was a boy.

He had a favorite toy cat, Mitten,

that he took with him everywhere.

He loved it because his mother

made it before she died.

When he slept, ate or played,

it was always at his side.

They even bathed together.

He loved his cat, which is why

they were always together.

At first "Mitten"the cat

was cute and shiny...

but eventually it grew

old and ragged.

But still the boy wouldn't

get rid ofhis cat Mitten.

Then one day...

after being together all the time,

Mitten's leg fell offi.

So when the boy was away

on a school trip...

his stepmother secretly

threw Mitten away.

When the boy came home,

he was shocked to find Mitten gone.

Mitten! Where are you?

Mitten!

The boy ran outside

looking for Mitten.

He ran and ran until he reached...

a dark and gloomy forest

where all discarded toys ended up.

Mitten!

Where are you?

Mitten!

Mitten, you're all right.

Thank goodness!

Come on, let's go home.

What's wrong? Let's go home.

Your leg is fixed.

I'm so happy for you, Mitten!

Did Mother fix it?

I see. You're with Mother.

Then you aren't lonely.

Mitten.

They found each other again,

so it's over.

Right, Shibu-san?

It's over, right?

Right, Shibu-san?

It doesn't matter that they parted,

because they found each other again.

You're awake, Shibu-san!

That's amazing!

You fell asleep right in front of me!

I thought I'd write my wish

on the paper hanging from the bell.

Then you dropped your head on the desk,

sound asleep!

You were sure sawing logs, I tell you!

You slept for a whole hour!

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