Standing Ovation Page #5
Hey, what will it be?
Pizza or Chinese?
- Chinese.
- Chinese it is.
The big problem is I can't get
any background dancers.
And if we wanna win this thing,
we gotta hit it big.
What about your cousins?
They're both great dancers.
They're in Florida, Dad,
and I need them now.
Wait a minute.
I got a better idea.
- What?
- Big surprise!
Okay, listen up.
This is no fire drill.
You're working for me now.
Get in line!
You are the background dancers
and your job
is to make me look good.
Do you understand that?
[all] Ma'am, yes, ma'am!
So...
What are you doing?
We're not even performing yet.
I'm making the video
Whatever. Just please
get back. Go.
If any of you guys think you
know how to dance, step forward.
Okay, well, let's see
what you got.
[Alanna] Okay, okay.
Let's not get carried away.
Remember, I'm the star here.
Let's do some stretching
before we start.
I don't want any of you guys
pulling muscles.
Come on, guys!
[all grunting]
Whatever! Just try
moving your hips.
[Alanna] Okay, forget that.
Apparently, you don't
have any hips. Just sway
your big bellies.
Come on, people!
I can't believe I have to do
this! Let's go!
I wanna see some good things.
You have a belly, use it!
Let's go, people!
Okay, I think we're ready.
Let's go, guys!
I've got the world on a
string
I'm sitting on a rainbow
finger
What a world and what a
life
I'm in love
Eric, we're here!
Sorry, Eric. We had car trouble.
That's okay.
My brother's waiting inside.
Okay, good.
Say something.
So how's it going, Eric?
You're looking good.
Good, thank you.
When you were a young boy
Did you have a puppy
around?
Well, I'm gonna be as
faithful as that puppy
You know, I'll never
let you down
'Cause it grows stronger
Like a river flows
And it gets bigger, baby
And heaven knows
And it gets sweeter, baby
As it grows
Do I love you
My, oh, my
Yeah, river deep, mountain
high
Yeah, yeah, yeah
If I lost you would I cry?
Oh, I love you, baby
Baby, baby, baby
Baby
Baby
Baby
Oh, baby
Oh, yeah
Do I love you
My, oh, my
River deep, mountain high
Yeah, yeah, yeah
If I lost you, would I cry?
Oh, I love you, baby
Baby, baby, baby
[screaming]
See you later, suckers!
I just slipped
that in for fun.
I didn't think it was
going to be funny.
It's not supposed to be.
Well, maybe we could
make it into, like, a comedy
or something.
[Cameron] People like to laugh.
Maybe we should do something
modern like something upbeat.
Sounds like a great idea to me.
We can't afford to do anything
else, you guys.
The Wiggies are already
If it's not good enough,
then you've got to do
something better.
Like what?
Well, what do you like?
I don't know.
Okay, so what do you hate?
Boys.
I think I know
a song we could use.
Why don't you give it up, girls,
and come work for us?
We could use a few extras.
- Extras
- Nerds
- Losers
- Freaks
Friends of yours?
Yeah, right.
[clinking]
Okay, girls. Etiquette.
Remember all the wonderful
that make us better
than everybody else.
Soup to nuts
Mind your p's and q's
Sit up straight
Or you get no food
Eat your bread
With a knife and a fork
No crumbs on you
Girls, girls, listen to Dad
- Don't make him mad
- Don't make me sad
You're the best girls
That a dad ever had
We're the best girls
Any dad ever had
Soup to nuts
Mind your p's and q's
Sit up straight
Or you get no food
Eat your bread
With a knife and a fork
No crumbs on you
- If you gotta burp
- Keep it under your shirt
- Full of gas
- Get it over with fast
That's what civilized
people will do
A rite of passage
For the privileged few
Soup to nuts
Mind your p's and q's
Sit up straight
Or you'll get no food
Eat your bread
With a knife and a fork
No crumbs on you
[gurgling]
[Mrs Wiggs] What are you
looking at, Jeffrey?
I think my soup
is talking to me.
[croaking]
[screaming]
Daddy! Daddy! Get rid of it!
What is it? Get it out!
I'll get it.
Allow me.
Who are you?
Throw it away! Throw it!
Did you order this?
No. What are you
gonna do with it?
Take it back to the sewer unless
you want me to crush its head in
for getting so close
to your daughter.
- No! Get rid of it!
- It's okay. It's okay.
You're a lucky guy.
She loves you.
Joei Battalucci.
I'm the kids' new manager.
The kids? What kids?
"What kids?" The 5 Ovations,
new kids on the block.
What's going on?
Frog soup.
And let me tell you something.
If you do anything to impede
their progress, you're gonna
have to answer to me. Capisce?
Is that like a threat?
No. A promise.
No! Get away!
Dropped your good luck charm.
You'll be needing it.
Thank you.
- Losers
- Nerds
Freaks
[laughing]
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- I thought you
were great today.
- Not me.
[croaking]
Halictus. That's his Latin name.
- Sure you don't want any?
- Oh, no. I'm fine.
So, I found that guy in Philly.
- You mean, the snuffer guy?
- Yeah. We need to go
show him something.
commercial up there next week.
[Brittany] Tat and Blaze
can't go next week.
[Joei] So three will be fine.
[Brittany] What kind of
commercial is it?
[Joei] Not dancing, I can
tell you that.
[Brittany] Are you saying
we can't dance?
[Joei] Are you kidding? I've
seen stiffs with better moves.
[O'Brien] Are you sure
you don't want me
to come in with you?
No, I already met the people.
Don't worry. We'll be fine.
Call me when you finish.
- Good luck.
- Bye, Mr O'Brien.
OTB.
What's that?
Off- track betting.
[Joei] I got plenty of dough
if we need it.
[bell rings]
Here we go. Here we go.
We are ready to do this.
Everybody ready?
Okay, you two, clear out.
Okay. This, this is the product.
This is what pays the bills.
This is the Big Kahuna.
When you hold it in your hand,
I want you to imagine
it's like gold in your fingers.
- Can you feel that?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Well,
is it okay if I imagine it
silver instead of gold?
[Cameron] I think it's prettier.
Yes. Yes, you can.
Okay. Roll camera.
[man] All right, here we go.
Picture's up.
- [bell ringing]
- Let's roll sound,
roll cameras.
Sound speed.
- Camera speed.
- And action.
This is it, this is gold
Drink it up, wow, it's cold
You got to shake and wake it
Pop the tab away
Shake it and wake it
Pop the tab away
Shake it and wake it
Yeah
Cut! Cut!
What are you guys doing?
You're supposed to look like
you like it.
- It doesn't taste good.
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah, it's really yucky.
- Is this the real product?
Yes, sir.
Give me that.
When you drink it,
you have to love it.
[burps]
- You sure this
is the product?
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