Starship Invasions

Hello Rudi

Rudi, what you are trying to tell me is

they took you into this flying saucer,

Shined a light on you and put you in

a room with a naked woman?

Then what happened?

We did what you are supposed to do when

you are in a room with a naked lady.

Are you telling me that you had sexual

intercourse with this woman?

I sure did.

It must have been some kind of a dream

- No, it wasn't a dream.

I swear.

You are going crazy!

Professor Duncan, if UFO's really exist,

why don't the beings that control them

Reveal themselves to us? - Well, I think

they have in a very limited way.

Perhaps they are wise enough to know

extensive contact could be harmful.

I mean civilisations are like individuals,

Who need belief in their own importance

or else they just shrivel up and die.

Precisely what do you mean?

What I mean is that nothing is more

Damaging to one's self esteem

Than discovering someone is more

advanced than you are.

Do you think we should continue with the

study of UFO's?

I think the most important scientific

problem

We faced in the first third of the

twentieth century was relativity.

In the second third, nuclear physics.

I think the most important scientific

problem we are going to face

In the last third, is the explanation

of UFO's.

Hello - Are you the Professor Duncan

that I have seen on TV?

Yes. I am.

What exactly is on your mind?

Suppose I told you that I was taken

into a UFO.

Would you think I am crazy?

- Certainly not.

No, you are the fifth person today who

called to say they had seen a UFO.

Give me some details about what happened

- I was driving on my farm

If you have seen a UFO you're not alone.

I have interviewed airline pilots,

scientists, policemen

And military pilots who have all

seen UFO's.

Some have even photographed them.

You know, the way they have shunned me.

I began to think I had imagined the

whole thing, but it was just so real.

All this didn't become radioactive by

imagining things.

That's radioactive? - Don't worry it

won't hurt you.

I have seen six others.

Just like this? - Very similar.

They were all slightly radioactive and

the ground was dehydrated.

I am glad you told me all this, I

thought I was going crazy.

Don't worry you are not crazy.

Until now, only Sagnac and I have known

the true purpose of our mission.

Our planets sun is in a very dangerous

phase and may explode at any moment.

This monitors the condition of our

planets sun.

If the red dot expands rapidly,

Our sun will have become a supernova

and have exploded.

A massive migration has been planned and

will go into effect

When we find and capture a proper planet

on which to relocate.

The rest of our fleet will remain hiding

behind this planet's moon.

While we complete our work here.

This planet, called Earth by it's

present inhabitants.

Seems well suited to our purpose.

It is necessary at this time to acquire

another subject for study.

We need to examine a member of the

opposite sex.

We need a human female.

Mum are there rattlesnakes up there?

Can I buy a gun? - No Billy, just stay

in the car, you'll be alright.

Prepare to intercept the vehicle

containing the female.

Ready to intercept Captain.

What about the man and the child?

- We will use all three.

What's that?

Looks like a flying saucer.

Oh boy, a real flying saucer.

My God, we are the only car only this

whole road.

Intercept now.

What are you doing? Why are you

stopping this car?

What do you mean? I didn't do it.

I'm so scared.

We are not running, we are staying here.

It's safer here, lock the doors.

Lock the doors Billy.

Don't do that Billy, you will get them

mad at us.

You are feeling very tired, the only

sound you can hear is that of my voice.

You hear nothing but the sound of

my voice.

You will come with us. Now.

You will feel no pain. You feel

nothing.

Nothing at all.

Have you removed the necessary fluids

from the female?

Yes, but she is resisting the trance

suggestions I have given here.

She is trying to speak.

Let her speak.

I don't want you doing that.

I know what you are going to do.

You are going to kill us all aren't you.

But why?

Why are you going to kill us?

- Enough silence her.

Why, why are you going to kill us?

What are we doing stopped here?

- I don't know you were driving.

I know but .... - I'm hungry.

Look at that.

This planet is so perfectly suited to

our race.

It is not an accident.

The examination of the man's sperm cells

proves that our religious doctrines

About the origins of our race are

completely false.

We are nothing but the descendants of

transplanted Earthlings,

If we are going to survive, we must

exterminate our own parent race.

Prepare to alter the electromagnetic

forcefield for submergence.

Force field ready Captain

- Now.

The inter-Galactic League of Races has

a base at the bottom of this ocean.

If the League discovers our true

purpose here they will try to stop us.

If we are to survive

We cannot allow the League or anyone

else to interfere with our purpose.

Prepare to alter pressure field for

normal atmosphere.

Prepare to alter cabin pressure for

normal atmosphere.

All pressure and Forcefields ready for

entry Captain.

Decrease speed. Engage all Forcefields

and begin entry.

Disengage all Forcefields.

Activate stationary systems - Systems

activated Captain.

Remain in the Ship until you hear

from me.

All peace to you Galactic brother.

I am Durbal, a model 1240z android

at your service.

I am Captain Rameses from the planet

Alpha in Orion.

If you will kindly follow me Captain

Rameses

I will take you to the Base Commander

for clearance.

I have never seen a Ship like yours

Captain Rameses.

Does it have a special purpose? - It is

designed for scientific study.

That must be very interesting work?

Yes, it certainly is.

The pulsing lights are the result of

shifting our magnetic Forcefield

From positive to negative.

Without this protection, the tremendous

pressure of the ocean would crush us.

Commander, this is Captain Rameses from

the planet Alpha, constellation Orion.

Captain Rameses, this is Gorf, our Base

Commander.

All peace to you Galactic brother.

All peace to you.

Captain, what brings you to Earth?

- We are on a deep space expedition.

You are free to explore but you must not

contact any Earth people.

The Earth and its inhabitants are

protected by the Galactic Treaty.

I understand.

Peace be with you. If you need anything

an android will assist you.

I thank you Commander. Peace be

with you.

Would you like to visit our relaxation

room Captain Rameses? - Thank you.

If you want anything else just ask

an android.

Hello Captain.

My name is Gazeth.

Captain Rameses wanted to see the

Communications room

These screens monitor the Earthlings

video broadcasts

Their news and entertainment etc.

This man claims to have been inside a

flying saucer

Forced to make love to a woman.

- Creative aren't they?

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