StarStruck Page #2

Oh, now, Barbara. Calm down.

Howard had my back. Hi.

We take care of each other.

Okay then.

- Grandma!

- Jessica!

Oh, I'm so happy to see you.

- I've missed you so much.

- Ditto.

Sara. You can take her

for a spin if you want to.

Just gave her a tune-up.

She runs like a top.

Yeah, a super-ugly top

you'd never want to be seen in.

Does that mean

you'll be joining us for shuffleboard?

Sara out!

Grandma says stop pacing.

You're creating a draught.

I just got a call from AJ.

She just had a chat about a text

quoting a blog

about Christopher Wilde.

He's singing tonight

at Alexis Bender's birthday party.

I have to go!

Good luck

convincing Mom and Dad of that.

- Go with me.

- No.

They'll let me go if you go, too.

How many times do I have to say this?

I'm not interested in meeting

a stupid celebrity.

I mean, I am sick and tired

of Christopher Wilde.

- He's all you talk about.

- I'll shut up.

- What?

- If you go with me,

and I meet Christopher Wilde,

I'll stop talking about him

for the rest of the trip.

How about the rest of your life?

Please?

What are you doing?

This is a no-parking zone.

When one person stays in the car,

it's not parking. It's waiting.

We'll get a ticket.

Just get behind the wheel!

- Do it!

- Okay!

Every boy, every girl

They got your posters

on their wall, yeah!

I don't know about this, man.

- Nah, it'll be fine.

- We shouldn't even be here.

I mean, we should be at home,

chilling at that party

your parents are throwing.

Since when do you want

to party with my parents?

Are you kidding?

The caterer's from Argentina.

There's gonna be steak for dessert.

Tempting, but I promised Alexis

I'd sing at her birthday.

- I'm not going to let her down.

- You and your stupid friendship rules!

Yeah, they work for you, don't they?

Stay at my house for free,

eat my food, drive my cars...

Okay, okay.

And in return, you get to hang out

with myself, Albert J. Stubbins.

Best friend since fourth grade.

Yeah. Works for me, too, Stubs.

Let's do this.

He's here.

Just stay here.

Alexis! Baby! Happy Birthday.

- Where's Christopher?

- He couldn't make it.

- He's at home eating steak.

- Alexis, where's your boyfriend?

Come on. Let's go have some fun.

- Stubby!

- What?

I'm so sorry I'm late! Come on!

- Do you know her?

- Not yet.

Great. I'm gonna be here forever.

Thanks.

Looks like we pulled it off.

What would you do without me?

Our birthday girl in the VIP section,

Alexis Bender,

has a special guest tonight.

Christopher Wilde.

I knew it.

Excuse me.

No, you can't see me

No, you can't be me

You know I'm on my game

That's when I'm in my shades

See the cameras flashing

In the party and it's time for action

You're the main attraction

Hey, in my shades

Pull up to the spot looking hot

Everybody knows

Don't got no stress

and my haircut's fresh

So fly in my fancy clothes, yeah

They wanna take my picture

Watch out, those lights'll get ya

And they calling your name

That's when I'm putting on my frames

I tell 'em watch me now

Little mama, how ya like me now?

On the dance floor we can work it out

And bring this whole place down

Better stand up, hands up

B boy in my stance like and what?

So get on the floor

Show 'em what you came here for!

No, you can't see me

No, you can't be me

You know I'm on my game

That's when I'm in my shades

See the cameras flashing

In the party and it's time for action

You're the main attraction

Hey, in my shades

You wanna watch me, watch this

And when you watch TV, watch Chris

'Bout to have the whole place jumpin'

Cameras flash

and you know the bass bumpin'

Shades on like a rock star

And I'm bustin' out

the best moves so far

Feel the air from the speakers

So, so fresh from my hair

to my sneakers

Turn the beat up on the radio

I'm-a keep my frames on

till I'm ready go, go

Going gone I is

You ain't never

ever heard a song like this

If you ain't know, better get some ideas

Baby, you should holla

at ya boy right here

And if the girl wanna get crazed

You can find me in my shades

No, you can't see me

No, you can't be me

You know I'm on my game

That's when I'm in my shades

See the cameras flashing

In the party and it's time for action

You're the main attraction

Hey, in my shades

And as we're rolling up

on the midnight hour,

get ready for 55 minutes

of your favourite music.

And for those of you that haven't won

anything from us recently, stay tuned.

We got tickets to give away,

we got T-shirts, we got concerts.

Up next, some of your favourite music.

Happy birthday, Alexis.

Good night, everybody.

Excuse me. Move!

No. Oh, no!

Did I just hit you?

No, the door hit me by itself.

- This is not good.

- For you or for me?

'Cause right now

it feels a lot worse for me.

- This is really not good.

- Wait.

You're Chris...

I will give you front-row tickets

to my next concert

- if you don't scream my name.

- I don't want to see your stupid concert.

Okay. I need to get you to a doctor.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

No, get this hand. This hand.

There we go. Come on. Just...

- What about Sara?

- Who's Sara?

My sister. She's up in the club.

- What happened?

- Look, help now. Questions later.

- Okay.

- Just get her in the car.

- Who is this?

- Seat belt.

- What is your name?

- Jessica.

Well, it's nice to meet you, Jessica.

I can think of nicer ways.

I'm not feeling too hot.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Do not hurl in Britney, okay?

- I just got her detailed.

- Okay.

Oh, no, those are my favourite shoes!

I'll buy you new ones. Door.

Keys. Just make sure

her sister Sara gets home okay.

Just don't tell anyone about this.

I got to get some new shoes!

Follow the light with your eyes.

Well, I've done a thorough exam,

and the CT scan was normal.

Everything looks good.

- So she's okay?

- Out.

There's no sign of head trauma,

and I'm absolutely certain

you don't have a concussion.

How come I threw up?

Maybe it was something you ate.

Or maybe it was a reaction

to meeting that doofus.

It's a curtain, Sanjay. I can hear you.

No, no, you can't.

- You two know each other?

- Yeah. He's my sister's husband.

So I can go now?

Yes, but I want you to put an ice pack

on that bump until you get home.

- I'll be right back.

- Okay.

- You gonna answer that?

- Oh, right. Just...

Hello, Mom? What?

Who?

Where?

Now?

Yes! Right now!

We thought he wasn't coming,

but he just showed up

with your two biggest fans.

Look, you promised him you were

gonna stay home this weekend.

It's up to you to fix this, Christopher.

Okay. Just stall them.

I will be right there.

- Sherry!

- Alan!

Where is he?

- That might be a problem.

- Why?

My waiting room is filled with big guys

with big cameras.

You... The paparazzi found me?

Okay, Sanjay,

what kind of car you driving?

Nothing you'd be interested in.

I'm still paying off six years

of medical school.

- Perfect. How about a trade?

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